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AvlButtslam
05/16/17 8:45:28 AM
#405:


Job leads for anything fitting my qualifications that pays the same or more as I make now. Also I don't have too much pride for handouts of any sort.

BatmanVonDoom posted...
What kind of shitty company do you work for?

A large healthcare/pharmaceutical company.
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Parappa09
05/16/17 8:46:57 AM
#406:


oh dear god

i'm sorry to hear about that avi. my old company decided to pull the same shit and make people reapply for their job but only a third would get it. so essentially fired most of the department. luckily i wasn't affected but company love doing shit like that

can you fight back somehow? union? employment law? even if they can make you redundant you can get a few months pay from it
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AvlButtslam
05/16/17 9:42:33 AM
#407:


I don't know. They offer severance but it's only 4 weeks of pay, I've only been here a year.
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Xelltrix
05/16/17 10:24:43 AM
#408:


That is Grade-S bull if ever I heard some, that does not breed loyalty at all.
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SSJGrimReaper
05/16/17 10:33:51 AM
#409:


I hope Avi recovers from this predicament and eventually opens up his own company called Avi Enterprises and every employee is an Idris Elba lookalike
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Coolppl Owns
05/16/17 10:37:43 AM
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Wish you the best in finding new work. @AvlButtslam
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AvlButtslam
05/16/17 10:38:11 AM
#411:


Yeah some of my coworkers also affected have been here since the program started. One has been here for 10 years. Needless to say everyone is pissed.

They didn't even have the courtesy to get all the facts and info ready for us before dropping this. A month is not long enough to find a non-bullshit part time job and they're cutting into that short window by not giving us all the details.
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AvlButtslam
05/16/17 10:41:13 AM
#412:


Thanks peeps.

Short term I'll be OK with my savings at least, the goal is to not burn through all that though.
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_Near_
05/16/17 11:01:52 AM
#413:


unionize
revolt
eat the rich
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Parappa09
05/16/17 11:08:20 AM
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_Near_ posted...
unionize
revolt
eat the rich

p much

death to 1%
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dragnmaninferno
05/16/17 12:17:55 PM
#415:


I missed the drama at work. My partner began calling out multiple days in a row and even failed to show up on days he was scheduled to come in. I am shocked to hear he did all that. What a way to go. I knew him best out of all of us, at least his work persona. I will miss him.
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AvlButtslam
05/16/17 12:54:53 PM
#416:


Everyone here is pretty much just applying for new jobs and only doing work when they feel like it. I don't know what else management could have expected.
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dragnmaninferno
05/16/17 1:19:50 PM
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Parappa09
05/16/17 1:47:58 PM
#418:


dragnmaninferno posted...
You will find something better

that's probably the one good thing from it

you hated the job right?

at least now this forces you to find something which will make you happier at least

just the timing sucks hard, right before you move out
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MegaTech
05/16/17 1:54:37 PM
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dragnmaninferno posted...
You will find something better

He found something better alright. Convincing me to wear a banana hammock at the beach. When I asked how I could help, I should have known he would prefer this
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AvlButtslam
05/16/17 1:57:33 PM
#420:


I'm dying so hard over this group text. Good thing I'm on my lunch break away where no one can see me laughing like a crazy person.
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MegaTech
05/16/17 2:03:08 PM
#421:


We need something for Kat. She better go braless so I can see some tit lol
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SSJGrimReaper
05/16/17 2:05:00 PM
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Parappa09
05/16/17 2:08:43 PM
#423:


AvlButtslam posted...
I'm dying so hard over this group text. Good thing I'm on my lunch break away where no one can see me laughing like a crazy person.

MegaTech posted...
We need something for Kat. She better go braless so I can see some tit lol

CElite
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BatmanVonDoom
05/16/17 2:14:34 PM
#424:


I'm hoping for a Mega and Avi banana hammock cameo in the new Baywatch.
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MegaTech
05/16/17 2:15:13 PM
#425:


Tits confirmed.

Parappa09 posted...
CElite

Oh shush!

BatmanVonDoom posted...
I'm hoping for a Mega and Avi banana hammock cameo in the new Baywatch.

I'm going to be so self conscious haha. I gotta own it though
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Xelltrix
05/16/17 2:50:50 PM
#426:


MegaTech posted...
dragnmaninferno posted...
You will find something better

He found something better alright. Convincing me to wear a banana hammock at the beach. When I asked how I could help, I should have known he would prefer this


Wut
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dragnmaninferno
05/16/17 3:11:37 PM
#427:


Xelltrix posted...
MegaTech posted...
dragnmaninferno posted...
You will find something better

He found something better alright. Convincing me to wear a banana hammock at the beach. When I asked how I could help, I should have known he would prefer this


Wut

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AvlButtslam
05/16/17 3:25:49 PM
#428:


Xell meet us on the beach
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AvlButtslam
05/16/17 3:56:45 PM
#429:


I got an email from my manager like, "I saw you only finished one case report today, is everything OK? "

No it's fucking not OK, don't act like we can still be business as usual you dicks
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deanshow
05/16/17 3:58:34 PM
#430:


A new challenger has arrived
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SSJGrimReaper
05/16/17 3:59:32 PM
#431:


do you think your manager had a shit-eating grin while typing out that email
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Parappa09
05/16/17 4:07:37 PM
#432:


AvlButtslam posted...
I got an email from my manager like, "got saw you only finished one case report today, is everything OK? "

No it's fucking not OK, don't act like we can still be business as usual you dicks

hahaha that's a slap in the face
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AvlButtslam
05/16/17 4:49:49 PM
#433:


He came over and talked to me, I was like, not gonna lie but my motivation to do anything is gone and he was like yeah that's fair.
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Xelltrix
05/16/17 5:18:14 PM
#434:


I'm baffled as to wtf they expected to happen...
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CoolBeansAvl
05/16/17 6:07:37 PM
#435:


I think it was a client-based decision. I know I had heard they thought we were overstaffed/overpaid before so they threatened to pull their contract altogether which of course management kowtowed to. And they still expect us to meet their unrealistic-from-the-start project deadline on Thursday lol. I said to my manager, they couldn't wait until after we finished the project? Because it's definitely not getting done now.
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CoolBeansAvl
05/16/17 6:09:34 PM
#436:


Someone on CE gave me $10 on PSN for posting a picture of my feet. Don't care if he's now jerking off to it tbh, I got $10 now.

Also my steelbook Injustice 2 Ultimate Edition came home today.
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Xelltrix
05/16/17 6:12:21 PM
#437:


wtf

Just went to find the topic to see how that came up.

He just legit asked for pics of feet, lmao. wtf
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CoolBeansAvl
05/16/17 6:14:50 PM
#438:


Fortunately I already had those saved because I know Parappa has a foot fetish.

I also figured no one/few people would actually post so I'd win by default lol.
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Xelltrix
05/16/17 6:15:17 PM
#439:


lmao I forgot about that.
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Parappa09
05/16/17 6:15:47 PM
#440:


lol I deny that accusation

also i've done that before for someone on CE and made some money out of it. I think it was $5 or $10
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Xelltrix
05/16/17 6:16:23 PM
#441:


Parappa09 posted...
lol I deny that accusation


No way, I remember it now. You definitely do; embrace the kink.
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SSJGrimReaper
05/16/17 6:20:57 PM
#442:


damn these are startling revelations!!
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Parappa09
05/16/17 6:22:09 PM
#443:


lol it's not a foot fetish, but i just found it hot when guys have sex with only socks on

you make it sound kinkier than it is
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SSJGrimReaper
05/16/17 6:24:50 PM
#444:


which toe do you like best
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MegaTech
05/16/17 8:50:19 PM
#445:


CoolBeansAvl posted...
Someone on CE gave me $10 on PSN for posting a picture of my feet. Don't care if he's now jerking off to it tbh, I got $10 now.

Also my steelbook Injustice 2 Ultimate Edition came home today.

The hell. How did i miss that
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Xelltrix
05/16/17 8:51:27 PM
#446:


lol, Mega was definitely ready to cam whore.
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CoolBeansAvi
05/16/17 9:04:37 PM
#447:


Hmm what should I get with my newfound riches
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MegaTech
05/16/17 9:10:16 PM
#448:


Xelltrix posted...
lol, Mega was definitely ready to cam whore.

no... >.>
CoolBeansAvi posted...
Hmm what should I get with my newfound riches

Salt and sanctuary is a good PSN game if you like metroidvania with some dark souls theme.

Rocket League is also an amazing multiplayer experience.
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Xelltrix
05/16/17 9:39:29 PM
#449:


MegaTech posted...
no... >.>

Absolutely shameless. You two are perfect together.
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CoolBeansAvl
05/16/17 10:33:09 PM
#450:


He pretends like he doesn't want to wear the speedo, but he does.
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_Near_
05/16/17 10:34:11 PM
#451:


Please wear a speedo to Miami. You definitely won't be the only one.
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CoolBeansAvl
05/16/17 10:37:38 PM
#452:


That's what our group text was about earlier today, convincing MT to wear one and entering the twerking contest.
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SSJGrimReaper
05/16/17 10:39:01 PM
#453:


MT would probably win the twerking contest
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Xelltrix
05/16/17 11:03:35 PM
#454:


Well now I have to go.
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