Current Events > Super Ultra Avi & Friends VIII.5: Arcade Turbo Edition Final Mix Remastered

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All of us will be in our naughty beachwear.

You and Near should too. We'd all be sexy af
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lol, I'll be sticking to my board shorts tyvm.
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Fine whatever Xell, just try not to get a boner when you see us.
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No promises.
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Damn near 2 whole pages of nothing but dicks and foot fetishes overnight.
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Winner of the twerking contest gets 1 grand. I doubt I'd win against the women but if there was a men only competition I think I could be in the running
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Who knows, it's black gay pride that weekend, a lot of the people down there will want to see some black man ass
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Why am I not surprised mega would join a twerking contest.
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How do you guys even know about this twerking contest, lol?
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someone photoshop MT's face over that girl's face
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MegaTech posted...

smh...
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I like how it's literally called Twerkfest
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Wait what? They differentiate between gay pride and BLACK gay pride over there?
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They do in a lot of places, here in DC too.

Black people just know how to party better than white people
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They Latin nights too, though I dunno if that's the same thing.

Woo, segregate!
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That's just one night, black pride is a whole thing here
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I'm getting flashbacls of my Uni days. I used to hang out with a lot of Nigerian students studying abroad 90% of the time more than my white friends. I was one of about 3 white dudes in the entire club. >_>
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You were certified as an honorary black man. *Daps you up*
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AvlButtslam posted...

That's just one night, black pride is a whole thing here

It's Miami, Latin events stretch for ages, lol.
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Are you on the prowl for a Latin daddy Xell?
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I am not and never will be on the prowl for "daddies".
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We just had our team meeting with the senior manager. Didn't learn anything I doesn't already know. My coworkers and I were saying like half the meeting was spent intimidating us into staying.
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Intimidating you with what exactly?
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If you don't stay, we'll fire you!

Though it's probably more like implying they'll give bad statements for references or something maybe?
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We also got the whole it's not always about the money, you sometimes have to take a step back to move forward bullshit.

The senior manager has a solid track record of being a bitch tbh
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Because if you do "take a step back" you will be rewarded later on right? Who would actually believe that.
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They stuck their hand all the way up their ass til they tickled the tonsils for that bs advice.
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lmao, what kind of tripe...
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Right? Ridiculous. Don't sit up there with your senior manager salary untouched and tell the people scraping by below that it's not about money.
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Lol, my mom is already telling me to move back home after the lease is up, and she also wants me to call her everyday and come home every week.

Bye mom
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Lmao. Fuck that noise.
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mommavi won't be happy!
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AvlButtslam posted...

Lol, my mom is already telling me to move back home after the lease is up, and she also wants me to call her everyday and come home every week.

Bye mom

Lol my parents guilt trip my sister into visiting home every other weekend. She is too nice to say no.
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lol, my one friend still calls his mother every day out of guilt because his sister does and his mother will call him the next day if he forgets complaining about him not loving her. So easily manipulated, smh. He blames it on having a Jewish mother and saying they're great at guilt trips but he's just a wimp.
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Then you have my mom who got rid of my bedroom less than 6 months after I left at 18 lmao.

White non jewish mom's are the worst at that shit.
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Pfft. My mom could get rid of my room the weekend I left and I wouldn't mind.
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My mom is just completely neutral. I know she'll miss me though.
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Well I got the quarterly performance bonus again at least.

Damn right those fucking assholes better give me my fucking bonus
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Man, Injustice 2 is cool but they need to do something about all these crashes.
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Avi only picks Cyborg & Firestorm in Injustice 2
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CoolBeansAvi posted...

Man, Injustice 2 is cool but they need to do something about all these crashes.

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Nah I like Black Canary
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Literally just crashed twice in like 10 minutes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0yHeBenHNo
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Hadouken!
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