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green butter
05/06/17 6:49:01 PM
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I'm somewhere in NYC
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dubman012
05/06/17 6:49:22 PM
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green butter posted...
I'm somewhere in NYC


go pick up some girls brah
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BigBoss
05/06/17 6:50:04 PM
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One could even say you're.... MGSVed?
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Parappa09
05/06/17 6:50:13 PM
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where are you? so we can look for you
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Sativa_Rose
05/06/17 6:50:15 PM
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Uh oh, the night hasn't even gotten started yet! Not even 7 there yet :P
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SSJGrimReaper
05/06/17 6:50:49 PM
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green butter
05/06/17 6:50:51 PM
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dubman012 posted...
green butter posted...
I'm somewhere in NYC


go pick up some girls brah


I'm with my girl

BigBoss posted...
One could even say you're.... MGSVed?

Lol
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Ivynn
05/06/17 6:51:01 PM
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@drunkmuggle, green butter needs your help!
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LIsJustice
05/06/17 6:51:13 PM
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Enjoy your hangover.
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Sativa_Rose
05/06/17 6:51:34 PM
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Ask your girl what she thinks of NYC's garbage collection infrastructure
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SSJGrimReaper
05/06/17 6:52:03 PM
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green butter posted...
I'm with my girl

queen butter
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green butter
05/06/17 6:55:06 PM
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I just threw up in a bathroom in chelsea at not even 7pm
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Vamp_Aubrey
05/06/17 6:55:37 PM
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Sativa_Rose
05/06/17 6:56:10 PM
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green butter posted...
I just threw up in a bathroom in chelsea at not even 7pm


The fact that you actually made it to a bathroom and didn't puke on the sidewalk or on the subway is an impressive feat. Others would do well to learn from your example. You deserve a round of applause.

*claps*
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DesertPenguin09
05/06/17 7:00:41 PM
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You probably had to become a paying customer though. What did you buy?
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green butter
05/06/17 7:00:51 PM
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Sativa_Rose posted...
green butter posted...
I just threw up in a bathroom in chelsea at not even 7pm


The fact that you actually made it to a bathroom and didn't puke on the sidewalk or on the subway is an impressive feat. Others would do well to learn from your example. You deserve a round of applause.

*claps*

Ty bro iM going to keep drinking
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drunkmuggle
05/06/17 7:31:54 PM
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lol damn that is one crazy day, go eat chick fil a before the night is up
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Parappa09
05/06/17 7:33:18 PM
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drunkmuggle posted...
lol damn that is one crazy day, go eat chick fil a before the night is up

i'd want drunkmuggle to look after me when i'm smashed
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green butter
05/06/17 7:33:29 PM
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Holy shit guys
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badwinkles
05/06/17 7:33:41 PM
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drunk in new york city with my girl? fuck, lets tell CE!!!
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YourDrunkFather
05/06/17 7:34:22 PM
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Pics of girl
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ArtVandelay
05/06/17 7:36:34 PM
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green butter posted...
Sativa_Rose posted...
green butter posted...
I just threw up in a bathroom in chelsea at not even 7pm


The fact that you actually made it to a bathroom and didn't puke on the sidewalk or on the subway is an impressive feat. Others would do well to learn from your example. You deserve a round of applause.

*claps*

Ty bro iM going to keep drinking

good boy. hit the reset button and keep on chooglin.
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drunkmuggle
05/06/17 7:38:08 PM
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badwinkles posted...
drunk in new york city with my girl? fuck, lets tell CE!!!

what's this trying to accomplish?

Parappa09 posted...
drunkmuggle posted...
lol damn that is one crazy day, go eat chick fil a before the night is up

i'd want drunkmuggle to look after me when i'm smashed

I am honoured

fear of vomiting and actually vomiting are why I don't like drinking anymore, my stomach feels terrible after the first drink
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ArtVandelay
05/06/17 7:39:09 PM
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drunkmuggle posted...
fear of vomiting and actually vomiting are why I don't like drinking anymore, my stomach feels terrible after the first drink

lol puss
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green butter
05/06/17 7:40:09 PM
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YourDrunkFather posted...
Pics of girl

Soon

My gf wants to meet @drunkmuggle very badly
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badwinkles
05/06/17 7:40:59 PM
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kind of hoping you'd put the phone down and pay attention to the woman or whats going on around you. you're in NYC bro, why waste the time here?
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badwinkles
05/06/17 7:42:04 PM
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I see it wasnt TC who asked me but point still stands
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Parappa09
05/06/17 7:42:07 PM
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green butter posted...
YourDrunkFather posted...
Pics of girl

Soon

My gf wants to meet @drunkmuggle very badly

why doesn't she want to meet a brit
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green butter
05/06/17 7:42:52 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
green butter posted...
YourDrunkFather posted...
Pics of girl

Soon

My gf wants to meet @drunkmuggle very badly

why doesn't she want to meet a brit

CN you please come to NY because you seem like a. Really cool guy
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badwinkles
05/06/17 7:44:52 PM
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Hmmm. methinks TC is the one who wants to meet muggle over here

there is no girlfriend we've been lied to. Pics are not coming
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green butter
05/06/17 7:46:22 PM
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badwinkles posted...
Hmmm. methinks TC is the one who wants to meet muggle over here

there is no girlfriend we've been lied to. Pics are not coming

She is very real and I will post wedding pica, probably clevage too because she is a C cup
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Parappa09
05/06/17 7:47:15 PM
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green butter posted...
CN you please come to NY because you seem like a. Really cool guy

I wanna come over as well

can you pay for my flight?
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Sativa_Rose
05/06/17 7:47:29 PM
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green butter posted...
badwinkles posted...
Hmmm. methinks TC is the one who wants to meet muggle over here

there is no girlfriend we've been lied to. Pics are not coming

She is very real and I will post wedding pica, probably clevage too because she is a C cup


Hell yeah lol
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drunkmuggle
05/06/17 7:47:44 PM
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badwinkles posted...
Hmmm. methinks TC is the one who wants to meet muggle over here

there is no girlfriend we've been lied to. Pics are not coming

we've been friends since high school and I'm going to his wedding lol

ArtVandelay posted...
drunkmuggle posted...
fear of vomiting and actually vomiting are why I don't like drinking anymore, my stomach feels terrible after the first drink

lol puss

having legitimate stomach issues sure makes me a puss, thanks art

green butter posted...
YourDrunkFather posted...
Pics of girl

Soon

My gf wants to meet @drunkmuggle very badly

yes I can't wait I hope I can meet her soon
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Sativa_Rose
05/06/17 7:49:06 PM
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Oh dammit for a second there I thought they already had the wedding and he was about to post pics of her C cup cleavage to this thread >_>

I got all excited for nothing! Lol
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green butter
05/06/17 7:50:11 PM
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My gf always talks about how she wants to meet @drunkmuggle, we have know each other since high school ND he would be a groomsman if I didn't have to ask her stupid brother
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badwinkles
05/06/17 7:52:53 PM
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aaand there's your divorce, + ruined friendship
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Parappa09
05/06/17 7:53:18 PM
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you guys have been friends since high school?

that's really cool, I didn't know that
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Vamp_Aubrey
05/06/17 7:58:43 PM
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green butter
05/06/17 7:59:22 PM
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Vamp_Aubrey posted...
why am i not a groomsman

Check your mail

Parappa09 posted...
you guys have been friends since high school?

that's really cool, I didn't know that

Yea we met when we were like 14
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green butter
05/06/17 8:09:40 PM
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Pics_nao_plz
05/06/17 8:10:32 PM
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green butter posted...
I just threw up in a bathroom in chelsea at not even 7pm

Shit youre in Chelsea? I might head out there and photojihad you guys
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green butter
05/06/17 8:12:32 PM
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Pics_nao_plz posted...
green butter posted...
I just threw up in a bathroom in chelsea at not even 7pm

Shit youre in Chelsea? I might head out there and photojihad you guys

We are by NYU now
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drunkmuggle
05/06/17 8:43:14 PM
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badwinkles posted...
aaand there's your divorce, + ruined friendship

I'm more than happy to have been considered, u a lil drama queen
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SSJGrimReaper
05/06/17 8:53:08 PM
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badwinkles posted...
aaand there's your divorce, + ruined friendship

drunk "watch yo wife" muggle
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Turbam
05/06/17 8:56:43 PM
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Can I come to the wedding? :V
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green butter
05/06/17 9:14:07 PM
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badwinkles posted...
aaand there's your divorce, + ruined friendship

Awww shit for real?
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kingdrake2
05/06/17 9:15:07 PM
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Vamp_Aubrey posted...
drinking is bad


picking the lesser evil.... drugs are worse (not the ones that are prescribed to treat medical conditions).
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green butter
05/07/17 1:02:44 PM
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leverageblargh posted...
Parappa09 posted...
you guys have been friends since high school?

that's really cool, I didn't know that


They first met at summer camp and gb couldn't stand dm.

Then years and years later they were both performing at a comedy club and gb thought dm was really funny and liked him. He also seemed familiar but gb couldn't put his finger on it. Then as they hung out and talked they figured out that they remembered each other from summer camp.

And they've been best friends ever since.

100% accurate

Also I have a terrible hangover and no recollection of making this topic
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