Current Events > If God came down right now and said 'Take this power and defeat Satan.'

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Bok_Choi
05/02/17 9:42:24 PM
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Would you have the guts to go down to Hell and kill Satan?

You CAN die but your powers will almost ensure you don't as long you are savvy enough to survive Hell's armies
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VandorLee
05/02/17 9:44:51 PM
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Dur because heaven is up in the sky and hell is "down" in the ground.
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gunplagirl
05/02/17 9:45:42 PM
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I turn on god
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De Evolution
05/02/17 9:48:08 PM
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Lol. God could just will the devil dead or completely out of existence.

Why would he need me to do a bunch of bullshit?

Kinda like how in stupid ass Christianity there needs to be this elaborate virgin birth and sacrifice for God to forgive us...? Why can't God just forgive people without the blood sacrifice and ritual bullshit?
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Z_Zenkai1992
05/02/17 9:51:16 PM
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I would kill God right then and there cuz he is evil
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Mernardi
05/02/17 9:54:12 PM
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I'll take the Persona 5 route.
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De Evolution
05/02/17 9:59:44 PM
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27_Sandman_40 posted...
De Evolution posted...
Lol. God could just will the devil dead or completely out of existence.

Why would he need me to do a bunch of bullshit?

Kinda like how in stupid ass Christianity there needs to be this elaborate virgin birth and sacrifice for God to forgive us...? Why can't God just forgive people without the blood sacrifice and ritual bullshit?


God had a child to prove his existence, that child made a deal to abolish humanity's sins if God didn't intervene on his behalf.

Pretty simple.


But the child is also God. So God gave birth to Himself, so His other self could make a deal with Him, by "sacrificing" his life for 3 days, then coming back to life.

And finally after all that He could FINALLY forgive us!

And how did Jesus prove anything's existence? God decided to "prove" His existence by taking the form of a Jewish men in ancient Nazareth in a very small part of the world for a brief time in human history as "proof"? He couldn't have waited til we had camera phones?
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Nah
05/02/17 10:00:37 PM
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I'd look back at him and say "Nah".
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Skye Reynolds
05/02/17 10:15:58 PM
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Is this is what JRPGs do to people?
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sopfed
05/02/17 10:20:45 PM
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Gonna need a bit more information than that. What is satan doing that I have to go defeat him? Why me? Why not god? Seems kinda lazy. And then there's plenty of questions external to this particular directive.
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itachi15243
05/02/17 10:22:44 PM
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Take the powers then double cross him and go join team Satan tbh
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Letron_James
05/02/17 10:22:51 PM
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Hell yeah (no pun intended) id do that. It would be badass asf to go to hell as an uberpowered war machine.
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HorrorJudasGoat
05/02/17 10:42:53 PM
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"Why don't you do it? I just got Technobabylon and want to play it."
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Kitt
05/02/17 10:44:17 PM
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chill02
05/04/17 9:32:33 PM
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Is it the BFG?
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