Current Events > Just had sex with my drunk wife
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ManWithGun 05/02/17 12:13:21 AM #1: |
She hasn't had a sip of alcohol in a while. Got completely plastered tonight and started sucking my wang on the couch while watching the Office. It was the episode where Stanley asks Michael if he stuttered.
Anyway she made me go to the bedroom and penetrate the pink canoe. My pull out game was on point tonight. Yes I still pull out because I only want to kids but I agreed not to get a vasectomy until I was 26 which is not far. Now I'm going to take a shower because I took a nasty shit earlier from all the tacos I ate yesterday. Probably going to fry some flounder later as a midnight snack of sorts. And play Overwatch and/or Rocket League. --- Heeeey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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itachi15243 05/02/17 12:15:29 AM #2: |
If she was drunk, doesn't that make this rape or something
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DarkChozoGhost 05/02/17 12:15:53 AM #3: |
Rocket League is dead
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foreveraIone 05/02/17 12:16:54 AM #5: |
ManWithGun posted...
until I was 26 which is not far. Please do it now. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blue_Inigo 05/02/17 12:18:11 AM #6: |
itachi15243 posted...
If she was drunk, doesn't that make this rape or something --- "This is your last dance." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CapnMuffin 05/02/17 12:21:01 AM #7: |
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EnterTheTekken 05/02/17 12:21:31 AM #9: |
Joe Biden despises you.
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ManWithGun 05/02/17 12:23:29 AM #10: |
All my haters!
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Ammonitida 05/02/17 12:24:10 AM #11: |
The topic is pathetic. Spousal rape is not a joke.
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itachi15243 05/02/17 12:25:17 AM #12: |
ManWithGun posted...
All my haters! Actually I was half kidding. I'm confused on how that law works. --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sktgamer_13dude 05/02/17 12:26:05 AM #13: |
fenderbender321 posted...
itachi15243 posted...If she was drunk, doesn't that make this rape or something So she raped him? I mean she did s his d while he was trying to watch the Office. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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