Current Events > Your daughter is heading off to university and asks you to buy her a vibrator.

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King Rial 05/01/17 6:54:42 PM #1:	Your 18 year old daughter wants a vibrator as a gift for going off to university. Will you buy it for her? Yeah, I'll buy it. Nope, no Hitachi for her. View Results It's an original Hitachi Magic wand, not the new Chinese knockoffs. --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King Rial posted [p:878283889] in Your daugh... [t:75300866]...</cite> <quote> Your 18 year old daughter wants a vibrator as a gift for going off to university. Will you buy it for her? Yeah, I'll buy it. Nope, no Hitachi for her. View Results It's an original Hitachi Magic wand, not the new Chinese knockoffs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 05/01/17 6:55:12 PM #2:	is it on Amazon? --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:878283918] in Your daugh... [t:75300866]...</cite> <quote>is it on Amazon?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PiOverlord 05/01/17 6:56:24 PM #3:	Da hell. Why can't she get her boyfriend to buy it? I don't want to be involved with what my kids do in the bedroom. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 15; PiO ATTN: 2 Thank the lord, the PiOverlord! RotM wins 1 <cite>PiOverlord posted [p:878283984] in Your daugh... [t:75300866]...</cite> <quote>Da hell. Why can't she get her boyfriend to buy it? I don't want to be involved with what my kids do in the bedroom.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YookaLaylee 05/01/17 6:57:16 PM #4:	I'll buy her some textbooks instead --- https://media.giphy.com/media/26gsuNHaqCPgziZYA/giphy.gif <cite>YookaLaylee posted [p:878284042] in Your daugh... [t:75300866]...</cite> <quote>I'll buy her some textbooks instead</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Iodine 05/01/17 6:57:24 PM #5:	PiOverlord posted... Da hell. Why can't she get her boyfriend to buy it? I don't want to be involved with what my kids do in the bedroom. --- In Belichick we Trust <cite>Iodine posted [p:878284047] in Your daugh... [t:75300866]...</cite> <quote><cite>PiOverlord posted...</cite> <quote>Da hell. Why can't she get her boyfriend to buy it? I don't want to be involved with what my kids do in the bedroom.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
psvitantifail 05/01/17 6:58:01 PM #6:	in what Universe would this happen I'm pretty sure you wouldn't what your parents knowing about your masturbation habits... --- America will never fall to liberals or communist invasion! <cite>psvitantifail posted [p:878284088] in Your daugh... [t:75300866]...</cite> <quote>in what Universe would this happen I'm pretty sure you wouldn't what your parents knowing about your masturbation habits...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThePrinceFish 05/01/17 6:58:29 PM #7:	I must have fucked up somewhere along the line if my daughter thinks she should go to her father to buy her a sex toy. --- Dielman on Rivers: "I've tried to get him to say s--- or f--- and all he'll ever do is say, 'Golly gee, I can't do that." <cite>ThePrinceFish posted [p:878284129] in Your daugh... [t:75300866]...</cite> <quote>I must have fucked up somewhere along the line if my daughter thinks she should go to her father to buy her a sex toy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 05/01/17 6:59:55 PM #8:	Open communication about all aspects of your child's life is key to healthy growth and development. Plus I have several of my own so. --- Pokemon Moon FC: 1994-2190-5020 IGN: Vanessa <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:878284229] in Your daugh... [t:75300866]...</cite> <quote>Open communication about all aspects of your child's life is key to healthy growth and development. Plus I have several of my own so.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 05/01/17 7:00:17 PM #9:	I just give her my credit card and drop her off in front of that adam and eve store --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:878284245] in Your daugh... [t:75300866]...</cite> <quote>I just give her my credit card and drop her off in front of that adam and eve store</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThePrinceFish 05/01/17 7:00:36 PM #10:	gunplagirl posted... Open communication about all aspects of your child's life is key to healthy growth and development. Plus I have several of my own so. Not sure I'd take advice from you on "healthy growth and development" --- Dielman on Rivers: "I've tried to get him to say s--- or f--- and all he'll ever do is say, 'Golly gee, I can't do that." <cite>ThePrinceFish posted [p:878284266] in Your daugh... [t:75300866]...</cite> <quote><cite>gunplagirl posted...</cite> <quote>Open communication about all aspects of your child's life is key to healthy growth and development. Plus I have several of my own so.</quote> Not sure I'd take advice from you on "healthy growth and development"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 05/01/17 7:01:03 PM #11:	I'd tell her to get laid and stop being a turbo virgin CEgal. --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg <cite>lilORANG posted [p:878284303] in Your daugh... [t:75300866]...</cite> <quote>I'd tell her to get laid and stop being a turbo virgin CEgal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King Rial 05/01/17 7:03:00 PM #12:	chill02 posted... is it on Amazon? No. PiOverlord posted... Da hell. Why can't she get her boyfriend to buy it? She doesn't have a boyfriend. --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King Rial posted [p:878284412] in Your daugh... [t:75300866]...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote>is it on Amazon?</quote> No. <cite>PiOverlord posted...</cite> <quote>Da hell. Why can't she get her boyfriend to buy it?</quote> She doesn't have a boyfriend.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
myztikrice 05/01/17 7:04:26 PM #13:	Why would she need me to buy it? --- "Why are you always smiling?" "'Cause it's all so f***in' hysterical." <cite>myztikrice posted [p:878284495] in Your daugh... [t:75300866]...</cite> <quote>Why would she need me to buy it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KiwiTerraRizing 05/01/17 7:18:49 PM #15:	Why can't she buy it? --- Back in the Fam! <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:878285387] in Your daugh... [t:75300866]...</cite> <quote>Why can't she buy it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hash-Brown 05/01/17 7:19:37 PM #16:	18 is old enough to buy it for herself. --- http://i.imgur.com/wuFm3hd.jpg - My Hash Brownies. http://i.imgur.com/mQ7syoS.gif http://i.imgur.com/lY3erBp.jpg <cite>Hash-Brown posted [p:878285442] in Your daugh... [t:75300866]...</cite> <quote>18 is old enough to buy it for herself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Forlorn_Ass 05/01/17 7:20:30 PM #17:	she won't need one in college --- Her cheeks wobble around like water balloons on a trampoline. <cite>Forlorn_Ass posted [p:878285496] in Your daugh... [t:75300866]...</cite> <quote>she won't need one in college</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 05/01/17 7:24:21 PM #18:	Forlorn_Ass posted... she won't need one in college If she wants to orgasm she will --- Back in the Fam! <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:878285716] in Your daugh... [t:75300866]...</cite> <quote><cite>Forlorn_Ass posted...</cite> <quote>she won't need one in college</quote> If she wants to orgasm she will</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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