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King Rial
05/01/2017
06:54 PM
#1
Your 18 year old daughter wants a vibrator as a gift for going off to university. Will you buy it for her?


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chill02
05/01/2017
06:55 PM
#2
is it on Amazon?
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PiOverlord
05/01/2017
06:56 PM
#3
Da hell. Why can't she get her boyfriend to buy it? I don't want to be involved with what my kids do in the bedroom.
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YookaLaylee
05/01/2017
06:57 PM
#4
I'll buy her some textbooks instead
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Iodine
05/01/2017
06:57 PM
#5
PiOverlord posted...
Da hell. Why can't she get her boyfriend to buy it? I don't want to be involved with what my kids do in the bedroom.
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psvitantifail
05/01/2017
06:58 PM
#6
in what Universe would this happen I'm pretty sure you wouldn't what your parents knowing about your masturbation habits...
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ThePrinceFish
05/01/2017
06:58 PM
#7
I must have fucked up somewhere along the line if my daughter thinks she should go to her father to buy her a sex toy.
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gunplagirl
05/01/2017
06:59 PM
#8
Open communication about all aspects of your child's life is key to healthy growth and development.

Plus I have several of my own so.
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Sativa_Rose
05/01/2017
07:00 PM
#9
I just give her my credit card and drop her off in front of that adam and eve store
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ThePrinceFish
05/01/2017
07:00 PM
#10
gunplagirl posted...
Open communication about all aspects of your child's life is key to healthy growth and development.

Plus I have several of my own so.

Not sure I'd take advice from you on "healthy growth and development"
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lilORANG
05/01/2017
07:01 PM
#11
I'd tell her to get laid and stop being a turbo virgin CEgal.
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King Rial
05/01/2017
07:03 PM
#12
chill02 posted...
is it on Amazon?

No.

PiOverlord posted...
Da hell. Why can't she get her boyfriend to buy it?

She doesn't have a boyfriend.
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myztikrice
05/01/2017
07:04 PM
#13
Why would she need me to buy it?
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KiwiTerraRizing
05/01/2017
07:18 PM
#15
Why can't she buy it?
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Hash-Brown
05/01/2017
07:19 PM
#16
18 is old enough to buy it for herself.
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Forlorn_Ass
05/01/2017
07:20 PM
#17
she won't need one in college
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KiwiTerraRizing
05/01/2017
07:24 PM
#18
Forlorn_Ass posted...
she won't need one in college


If she wants to orgasm she will
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