Current Events > Megatech & The Clapback Brotherhood

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You're too new to be making those cracks---good job, you get a promotion.
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So you're white? Coolppl is the straight Asian. Tiz is the straight latino and I'm the black. So we have all the parallels now.
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MegaTech posted...

So you're white? Coolppl is the straight Asian. Tiz is the straight latino and I'm the black. So we have all the parallels now.

We are an actual rainbow social now.
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And now Avi will have no need to see pics of Doom.

Parappa, you better have that pic ready for Avi.
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I remember a time when I could enter these topics without fear of the straight man.
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But do we really need to fear the straight man? I think not.
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We've lost one.
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It's getting too crowded in here
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I'm straight
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I feel outnumbered.
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All these straights coming in here appropriating our topic smh
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They need to go back to Straightlandia.
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WOW
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Wait are they appropriating our topic or gentrifying or topic?
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AvlButtslam posted...

Wait are they appropriating our topic or gentrifying or topic?

Only gays and rich folks gentrify so they're actually degrading our topics.
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Too many straights, muh safe space is threatened.

Where my topic gone?
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Dragn and his tumblr gifs, so basic.
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i-i'm straight
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Xelltrix posted...

Dragn and his tumblr gifs, so basic.

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Coolppl Owns posted...

i-i'm straight

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Basically PB and Mario Jr. except... older.
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hmm.
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Coolppl Owns posted...

Parappa09 posted...

MegaTech posted...

And I'm overhere procrastinating like shit

same

and i have to deliver a workflow presentation to seniors in 6 mins which i hardly know anything about. oh well

feeling any better about being at vice? @Parappa09

a tiny bit, i mean i'm getting paid well at vice but i dunno if it's worth staying on when the people are so terrible
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Don't ignore me, where's the pics of your hot coworker
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CoolBeansAvi posted...

Don't ignore me, where's the pics of your hot coworker

i didn't see him in work today
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Useless
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avi when have you known me to not deliver on pics

it's coming
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Damn avi. You sound like you've never seen a black man before. Go talk to Justin.
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He bragged about a 10/10 guy and then provided no pics

Isn't there like a rule on CE about that?
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british black guys are the best

and we're fucking handsome
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I don't trust parappa's rating of black men.
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Me neither tbh
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lol
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wow such little faith

if i wasn't so drunk right now i'd be offended
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dragnmaninferno posted...

I don't trust parappa's rating of men.

Removed unnecessary clutter.
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This is also true.
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avi your taste is just as bland as mine tbf but we're opposites

and xell don't act like you actually have taste in men
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That was really mean Parappa
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Parappa09 posted...

and xell don't act like you actually have taste in men

eh eh eh eh
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I mean it's true
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CoolBeansAvi posted...

That was really mean Parappa

that was drunk parappa talking
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Drunk parappa should make appearances more often.
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hungover parappa will make sure that it doesn't happen again

(at least not on weekdays)
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Oh it is a weekday. I could never do that on a work night haha.
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Baking with a hangover can't be that hard
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Happy friday my friends

what's everyone getting into this weekend
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Avi and I are supposed to go drinking at a Cinco de mayo festival with a couple friends in this poopy weather. We have free Tix and it comes with a grande cervesa and a couple other things so it's enticing
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Standing around those hot ovens while hungover is not fun. And I don't just bake. I also help out in the back or help out making bread.
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