Poll of the Day > ROFL. There's a first date here. Only the guy ate.

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SunWuKung420
04/29/17 10:51:24 PM
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He's currently pooping in one of the bathrooms. He's been in there for about 5 minutes.
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yutterh
04/29/17 10:54:49 PM
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hahahah sounds like he aint gonna get a second lmao
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Mead
04/29/17 10:59:56 PM
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Sounds like your restaurant poisoned him

I will be alerting the food corps
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SunWuKung420
04/29/17 11:10:33 PM
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So fucking dumb.
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dedbus
04/29/17 11:13:57 PM
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Spoilers: everybody poops.
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SusanGreenEyes
04/29/17 11:16:39 PM
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The girl just sat there with a glass of water?
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wwinterj25
04/29/17 11:18:28 PM
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Sounds like my kind of date.
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SunWuKung420
04/29/17 11:24:44 PM
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SusanGreenEyes posted...
The girl just sat there with a glass of water?


She had a couple beers.
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Mead
04/29/17 11:25:46 PM
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Wait a second

How many bathrooms are in this joint?
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CacciatoPart2
04/29/17 11:29:51 PM
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That's smart. Pump her full of booze on an empty stomach.
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SunWuKung420
04/29/17 11:30:45 PM
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2 bathrooms.
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Mead
04/29/17 11:31:58 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
2 bathrooms.


Are we talking a men's room and a women's restroom, 2 unisex bathrooms, or two sets of men/women rooms?
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SunWuKung420
04/29/17 11:32:49 PM
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2 unisex.
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Mead
04/29/17 11:35:29 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
2 unisex.


Oh it's one of THOSE places
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SunWuKung420
04/29/17 11:36:34 PM
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Philly made a law. If the bathroom is a single toilet and sink, it's unisex.
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Dynalo
04/29/17 11:58:57 PM
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One time I was at a pub and there was a guy that kept checking his watch, clearly waiting for his date to arrive. Eventually he gave it up as a lost cause and ordered himself some food.

After he finished he ordered a drink... And then his date showed up. So we got to watch him order a second meal for himself and attempt to eat another meal.
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SunWuKung420
04/30/17 12:00:02 AM
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Lol
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Mead
04/30/17 12:16:07 AM
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Dynalo posted...
One time I was at a pub and there was a guy that kept checking his watch, clearly waiting for his date to arrive. Eventually he gave it up as a lost cause and ordered himself some food.

After he finished he ordered a drink... And then his date showed up. So we got to watch him order a second meal for himself and attempt to eat another meal.


What a goob he should have said he already ate because her late ass was late
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HellHole_
04/30/17 12:17:56 AM
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Dynalo posted...
One time I was at a pub and there was a guy that kept checking his watch, clearly waiting for his date to arrive. Eventually he gave it up as a lost cause and ordered himself some food.

After he finished he ordered a drink... And then his date showed up. So we got to watch him order a second meal for himself and attempt to eat another meal.

I may or may not have done this before
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