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Tadamoto12
04/29/17 5:48:17 PM
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PGtW06D
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She loves video games, comic books, anime. She's 25 from Florida. On a Friday night, instead of being out in a club having sex with a random dude, she's at home watching anime. So she isn't a slut. And the best part is she's actually attractive.

Pics:
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I sent her a message. Although I'm not expecting a reply.
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KiwiTerraRizing
04/29/17 5:49:57 PM
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Let's run a CE train. I'm first
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pinky0926
04/29/17 5:51:24 PM
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Would not message/10

Also lol at this part: On a Friday night, instead of being out in a club having sex with a random dude, she's at home watching anime. So she isn't a slut.

I've got some bad news for you buddy...
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TheGoldenEel
04/29/17 5:52:02 PM
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Tadamoto12 posted...
she's actually attractive.

lol
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Chicken
04/29/17 5:52:28 PM
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She types like she's handicapped or 12.
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Sativa_Rose
04/29/17 5:53:11 PM
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I'd at least try out a first date with her, but we'd probably find each other boring. The intersection of our two sets of hobbies/interests is quite small.
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FlashOfLight
04/29/17 5:53:46 PM
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Hmm, her makeup is a bit strange... if not downright suspect... hmm
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Wu_Tang_Shogun
04/29/17 5:54:15 PM
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She's pretty thick I would fuck for sure.
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iLikeMtnDew
04/29/17 5:54:59 PM
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No thanks
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Marklar
04/29/17 5:57:02 PM
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I generally refuse to date a woman who's fatter than I am
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Tadamoto12
04/29/17 5:58:09 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Tadamoto12 posted...
she's actually attractive.

lol

Well I find her attractive. The reason why you guys don't get laid is cause your standards are too high.
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Marklar
04/29/17 5:59:51 PM
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Tadamoto12 posted...
The reason why you guys don't get laid is cause your standards are too high.

@LookMoneyStatus
Get on yer alt
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SicSlayer
04/29/17 6:00:46 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Tadamoto12 posted...
she's actually attractive.

lol


This. and..

you pulled all of those pictures off of her profile? the one in her bra with titties hanging out and in just her thong? and you don't think she's a slut?

I got some bad news for ya.
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psvitantifail
04/29/17 6:01:12 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Let's run a CE train. I'm first

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deupd_u
04/29/17 6:05:23 PM
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I love anime

https://i.warosu.org/data/jp/img/0107/18/1365351248962.jpg
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Stagmar
04/29/17 6:15:51 PM
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No punctuation, no date.
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Tadamoto12
04/29/17 6:43:35 PM
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Conflict posted...
Do you not realize the massive irony in this statement

Not really.
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LookMoneyStatus
04/29/17 9:39:59 PM
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Marklar posted...
Tadamoto12 posted...
The reason why you guys don't get laid is cause your standards are too high.

@LookMoneyStatus
Get on yer alt

It's true I do have high standards, but in this case I'd rather be alone for the rest of my life than to get laid and be miserable with someone I find unattractive.
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Sativa_Rose
04/30/17 2:10:31 AM
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LookMoneyStatus posted...
Marklar posted...
Tadamoto12 posted...
The reason why you guys don't get laid is cause your standards are too high.

@LookMoneyStatus
Get on yer alt

It's true I do have high standards, but in this case I'd rather be alone for the rest of my life than to get laid and be miserable with someone I find unattractive.


Wow, sounds like all you care about is looks, unless the girl also had money or status I bet.
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The23rdMagus
04/30/17 2:12:14 AM
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Cute. Interesting. Would be a pain to chat with.
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fire_bolt
04/30/17 2:15:15 AM
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Marklar posted...
I generally refuse to date a woman who's fatter than I am

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AbstraktProfSC2
04/30/17 2:30:14 AM
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X5CdlvX

does she have a fade in her eyebrows? lmao
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Dark_SilverX
04/30/17 3:04:30 AM
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If she likes anal then she's a dream come true.
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Schwarber
04/30/17 3:05:11 AM
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alexander37
04/30/17 3:12:18 AM
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It's been quite a while since I've been a regular on gamefaqs, especially for CE, but it never fails to blow my mind how on this site like 80% of the guys on here have ridiculously high standards while also are making topics saying they're 25 and still haven't kissed a girl. I'm not knocking anyone in the latter category and I'm more than likely going to remain single myself for a while but this ridiculous mentality when combined with the inability to socialize is ridiculous.

And more on topic, she likes FF/KH, and is thicc as ****, would smash!
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Keith_Valentine
04/30/17 3:31:40 AM
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These posts are too much for me. Hahahah. Oh my god.. she's so fat. I love it. And she like a de animes.

Some guy said "if she does anal, dream girl" lmao...
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Turtlebread
04/30/17 3:46:48 AM
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Schwarber posted...
No metal no thanks

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ColdOne666
04/30/17 4:05:50 AM
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She's using Fat Girl Angle Shots, you can tell in the bottom picture that she eats way to much Pizza lol.
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ArchiePeck
04/30/17 4:53:18 AM
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Topics like this make me understand why CE has so many 20+ virgins.

"Girls that go to clubs are sluts".
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Burnt_Puke82
04/30/17 5:01:53 AM
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She listed Dexter as one of her favorite shows. Pass.
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Nukleen
04/30/17 5:09:10 AM
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That's a man
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Returning_CEmen
04/30/17 5:24:06 AM
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AbstraktProfSC2 posted...
X5CdlvX

does she have a fade in her eyebrows? lmao

LMAO
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Returning_CEmen
04/30/17 5:25:03 AM
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There are actually a lot of women like this on dating sites. Girls liking nerdy things isn't all that rare at all.
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_Reivax_
04/30/17 5:26:45 AM
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I'm looking for:
-Men who like women
-who are single

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Laserion
04/30/17 6:04:25 AM
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Needs more commas and shift.
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LookMoneyStatus
04/30/17 10:02:55 AM
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Sativa_Rose posted...
Wow, sounds like all you care about is looks, unless the girl also had money or status I bet.




A woman's value is based on her looks. A man's value is based not just on looks, but how much money he has, along with his overall status. A man can get by and get a GF or wife in the future as long as he's financially established and can be a willing provider.

While women constantly get praised and hyped up for their looks. Looks is the #1 important factor to a woman. A shallow gold digger could still get a husband or many beta orbiters to worship her without trouble.

Women couldn't last a day in a man's shoes. Men work harder throughout life and bust their tail just to make it through this world. They aren't given free handouts, constant praise on their looks(unless they are models) While women are given a free pussy pass and can go through all of life getting things handed to them until they turn into decrepit prunes.
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soulunison2
04/30/17 10:06:58 AM
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LookMoneyStatus posted...
Sativa_Rose posted...
Wow, sounds like all you care about is looks, unless the girl also had money or status I bet.




A woman's value is based on her looks. A man's value is based not just on looks, but how much money he has, along with his overall status. A man can get by and get a GF or wife in the future as long as he's financially established and can be a willing provider.

While women constantly get praised and hyped up for their looks. Looks is the #1 important factor to a woman. A shallow gold digger could still get a husband or many beta orbiters to worship her without trouble.

Women couldn't last a day in a man's shoes. Men work harder throughout life and bust their tail just to make it through this world. They aren't given free handouts, constant praise on their looks(unless they are models) While women are given a free pussy pass and can go through all of life getting things handed to them until they turn into decrepit prunes.


This gimmick tho lol

Also, I generally don't date women who have the same Hobbies like me, that shit gets annoying fast
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Dustin1280
04/30/17 10:08:48 AM
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LookMoneyStatus posted...
Women couldn't last a day in a man's shoes. Men work harder throughout life and bust their tail just to make it through this world. They aren't given free handouts, constant praise on their looks(unless they are models) While women are given a free pussy pass and can go through all of life getting things handed to them until they turn into decrepit prunes.


You seem extremely bitter...
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orcus_snake
04/30/17 10:13:59 AM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Tadamoto12 posted...
she's actually attractive.

lol


I came here for this lol, would totaly hang out tho since she seems like a cool person regardless.
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LookMoneyStatus
04/30/17 10:16:00 AM
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Dustin1280 posted...
LookMoneyStatus posted...
Women couldn't last a day in a man's shoes. Men work harder throughout life and bust their tail just to make it through this world. They aren't given free handouts, constant praise on their looks(unless they are models) While women are given a free pussy pass and can go through all of life getting things handed to them until they turn into decrepit prunes.


You seem extremely bitter...

Why wouldn't I be? I was born a manlet. I'm a minority(while the US beauty standard seems to aim towards white individuals) with a big nose. I'm not particularly good looking, even at my best(clothes,grooming,fitness). I'm 24, and will probably never have real friends or a real GF. Atleast any time soon

This world has winners, and losers. A lot of the time, women turn out to be the winners during their late teens and 20's. Partying, lots of friends, no trouble via social experience. Instagram, facebook, twitter, all of them pin women as these supreme goddess beings who have these near perfect lives.

Me on the other hand, I've been isolated for 7 years. I've been rejected, betrayed, manipulated by many different people. The thought of even having friends is foreign to me now. Even socially interacting with many people often times leads to awkward conversations, or them trying to talk shit behind my back.


The only thing to look forward to is hopefully having a good career in something I enjoy and being established. Truth be told, there are more FA men compared to FA women. Even an average woman will have far more social skills and a better chance at finding a mate. And in this society, not having a mate or a partner is heavily looked down upon.
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Zikten
04/30/17 10:20:37 AM
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I'm past her cutoff age by 1 year
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sktgamer_13dude
04/30/17 10:31:43 AM
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I mean she's not the most attractive girl, but I'd still bang. 99% of this board are beggars and beggars can't be choosers lol
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FightingGames
04/30/17 10:33:34 AM
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absolutely disgusting
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Leight_Weight
04/30/17 10:34:59 AM
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She looks like a manatee
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iLikeMtnDew
04/30/17 10:56:20 AM
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LookMoneyStatus posted...

Why wouldn't I be? I was born a manlet. I'm a minority(while the US beauty standard seems to aim towards white individuals) with a big nose. I'm not particularly good looking, even at my best(clothes,grooming,fitness). I'm 24, and will probably never have real friends or a real GF. Atleast any time soon

Yup, everyone knows you have to be at least 6 foot to have friends
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Wu_Tang_Shogun
04/30/17 12:01:50 PM
#49:


sktgamer_13dude posted...
I mean she's not the most attractive girl, but I'd still bang. 99% of this board are beggars and beggars can't be choosers lol





Bruh thats what im saying lmao
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The23rdMagus
04/30/17 1:15:30 PM
#50:


ColdOne666 posted...
She's using Fat Girl Angle Shots, you can tell in the bottom picture that she eats way to much Pizza lol.

Cool. I'd buy her pizza and watch anime. We can laugh at how goofy Keijo is and then take that butt to the absolute limit.
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Wu_Tang_Shogun
04/30/17 1:36:05 PM
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The23rdMagus posted...
ColdOne666 posted...
She's using Fat Girl Angle Shots, you can tell in the bottom picture that she eats way to much Pizza lol.

Cool. I'd buy her pizza and watch anime. We can laugh at how goofy Keijo is and then take that butt to the absolute limit.



Burn those calories fucking so it all works out at the end shorty is probably a workout lol
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