Poll of the Day > My mother-in-law has now menstruated on my couch for the THIRD time.

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Far-Queue
05/01/17 2:00:14 PM
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jedirood posted...
Is she wearing a skirt when this happens, or is she bleeding through some pants?

She's pretty heavy, so she tends to wear sweatpants or stretch pants that usually aren't made of a very thick material.

I think if I just put some kind of cover over the couch that might help. Plastic is out of the question because it would be too obvious. But maybe a sheet or something that can be passed off as decorative.

We do need a new couch. One armrest is broken.
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BlazeAndBlade
05/01/17 2:16:42 PM
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at least you don't have to wash her clothes if it's bad on the couch her underwear must be in worse condtion
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deoxxys
05/01/17 2:20:34 PM
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nail her
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BlazeAndBlade
05/01/17 2:24:28 PM
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deoxxys posted...
nail her



that's one way to plug up the prob......... no no noNo
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RedPixel
05/01/17 2:29:15 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
Gray cloth couch. Fucking stain shows up like the warning beacons of Gondor. Only so many fucking times I can flip these cushions over.

How the fuck does a grown woman not know how to keep from bleeding on everything??!!

Zangulus posted...
She's telling you she's fertile.

Jen0125 posted...
have your kids shit on her couch every time you go over there

I'm fuckin losing it at work, thanks a lot guys.
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Nade Duck
05/01/17 3:15:26 PM
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this topic is why i wish this board archived topics.
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BlazeAndBlade
05/01/17 4:10:53 PM
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Nade Duck posted...
this topic is why i wish this board archived topics.



yeah amongst a lot of the crap topics you get the odd gem
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PotD_PTSD
05/01/17 4:57:47 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
We do need a new couch. One armrest is broken.

Not to mention that it's drenched in old lady pussy blood.
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