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PIG_B0SS
04/29/17 10:56:49 AM
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apolloooo
04/29/17 10:57:34 AM
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When a group of orc pillage a human settlement. . .

Ahem
The rest is probably b7
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Turbam
04/29/17 10:58:33 AM
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apolloooo posted...
When a group of orc pillage a human settlement. . .

Ahem
The rest is probably b7

I'm sick and tired of people like you thinking all of us are rapists!
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UnfairRepresent
04/29/17 11:00:15 AM
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An orc and a human having sex.

Usually a male orc and female human and usually rape.

I don't know if they ever specify if gnomes or Elves or Dwarves can mate with orcs

Someone more into DND might know but the only Half-Orc characters I can remember have human mothers
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weapon_d00d816
04/29/17 11:01:37 AM
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Rape.

Not gonna sugarcoat it.
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Gen_Lee_Enfield
04/29/17 11:02:59 AM
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Gruumsh and Wee Jas met one night at a deities mixer. The booze flowed freely, and what happened after that is foggy. But 9ish months later the first half orc was born.
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ChromaticAngel
04/29/17 11:36:25 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I don't know if they ever specify if gnomes or Elves or Dwarves can mate with orcs


Yeah, you can have a half-elf / half-orc called an Elforc. And El Forc the Lucadore wrestler.
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UnfairRepresent
04/29/17 11:37:39 AM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
I don't know if they ever specify if gnomes or Elves or Dwarves can mate with orcs


Yeah, you can have a half-elf / half-orc called an Elforc. And El Forc the Lucadore wrestler.

This is one of those posts where I genuinely don't know if it's sarcasm or not
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kingdrake2
04/29/17 11:46:54 AM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
Rape.

Not gonna sugarcoat it.

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apolloooo
04/29/17 11:59:39 PM
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Last time someone tries to make half elf half orc, aka orcs soldier engineered to be capable of strong magic, the siamese twin conspiracy happened
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chill02
04/30/17 12:00:22 AM
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Wedge Antilles
04/30/17 12:01:39 AM
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They should be sent to the grave like the pure blood orcs themselves.

For the Alliance.
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Gen_Lee_Enfield
04/30/17 12:10:56 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
An orc and a human having sex.

Usually a male orc and female human and usually rape.

I don't know if they ever specify if gnomes or Elves or Dwarves can mate with orcs

Someone more into DND might know but the only Half-Orc characters I can remember have human mothers

There is a 3rd party book for 3/3.5 edition that's not spoken much about even though it's OGL compliant, called The Book of Erotic Fantasy. If you were to find a copy of said book and you looked on page 50 you would see Table 2-4: Interspecies Crossbreeding which lists that Elves, Dwarves, Gnomes, and Halflings all cannot breed with Orcs.
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prince_leo
04/30/17 12:17:48 AM
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tbh I don't really care for mixed races
i'd rather play a real orc with the half-orc statblock and call it a day. half-elf could be an alternate human or something
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