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Slip-N-Slide
04/28/17 8:18:32 PM
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EmeralDragon23
04/28/17 8:21:27 PM
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Why did Jesus cross the road?


To nail the joke.
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MrK3V
04/28/17 8:22:37 PM
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pinky0926
04/28/17 8:23:59 PM
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Jesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing together.

The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water hazard before the green. Moses raises his club, the water parts, and the ball makes it to the green.

Jesus gets up to swing, cranks it out, and it is headed for the water hazard. Jesus closes his eyes and prays. The ball skips across the water and lands on the green two feet from the hole.

The old man's turn comes and he drives the ball. The ball looks like it is going to drop directly into the water. A fish jumps from the water hazard swallowing the ball, as an eagle drops from the sky, grabbing the fish. As the eagle flies over the green, a bolt of lightning strikes the eagle, making it drop the fish. As the fish hits the green, it spits out the ball and the ball falls into the hole, making a hole in one.

Moses looks at Jesus and says, "I hate playing your dad."
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Gamer99z
04/28/17 9:05:28 PM
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"You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - Neon Octopus
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Wolf_J_Flywheel
04/28/17 9:13:58 PM
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Jesus Christ walks into a hotel
hands the innkeeper 3 nails
and asks...
"Can you put me up for the night?"

-The Crow
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