Current Events > I farted in front of a girl I like. She blamed me and I denied it.

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Syncronous 04/27/17 8:34:07 PM #1:	We were sitting at the same table in the school library and we started talking for the first time. After a while I wanted to fart to see how she'd react to my pheromones. Thankfully I had Chipotle earlier that day so it was pretty easy to squeeze one out. Anyway the convo went something like "Wtf is that smell?" "Huh?" "Did you fart?" "What? No. Did you?" "No. We're the only people here so it must've been you" "You know what they say. Whoever smelt it dealt it" "It smells like shit. I can taste it" "What did you eat today?" "It wasn't me asshole" "It must've been you. We're the only people here" "Fuck off" Then she stormed off. But she clearly reacted to my pheromones so after a while she'll come crawling back for more, right? --- #CuckLivesMatter <cite>Syncronous posted [p:878037856] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote>We were sitting at the same table in the school library and we started talking for the first time. After a while I wanted to fart to see how she'd react to my pheromones. Thankfully I had Chipotle earlier that day so it was pretty easy to squeeze one out. Anyway the convo went something like "Wtf is that smell?" "Huh?" "Did you fart?" "What? No. Did you?" "No. We're the only people here so it must've been you" "You know what they say. Whoever smelt it dealt it" "It smells like shit. I can taste it" "What did you eat today?" "It wasn't me asshole" "It must've been you. We're the only people here" "Fuck off" Then she stormed off. But she clearly reacted to my pheromones so after a while she'll come crawling back for more, right?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ssj3vegeta_ 04/27/17 8:35:20 PM #3:	Yea, give it time --- http://i.imgur.com/P88EYmN.gif http://i.imgur.com/qxu2L01.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1kMCL.jpg http://i.imgur.com/mvXIh0Q.jpg <cite>ssj3vegeta_ posted [p:878037941] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote>Yea, give it time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 04/27/17 8:35:45 PM #4:	if she isn't sniffing your seat as you walk away then she's not the one for you tbh --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JgG0NO0.jpg <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:878037981] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote>if she isn't sniffing your seat as you walk away then she's not the one for you tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cartwheel_Kick 04/27/17 8:37:32 PM #5:	Syncronous posted... "It smells like shit. I can taste it" <cite>Cartwheel_Kick posted [p:878038111] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote><cite>Syncronous posted...</cite> <quote> "It smells like shit. I can taste it"</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
muchdran 04/27/17 8:41:19 PM #6:	ssj3vegeta_ posted... Yea, give it time Take his advice. <cite>muchdran posted [p:878038367] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote><cite>ssj3vegeta_ posted...</cite> <quote>Yea, give it time</quote> Take his advice.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hakuniwa 04/27/17 8:44:00 PM #7:	Syncronous posted... After a while I wanted to fart to see how she'd react to my pheromones. why the heck did that sentence made me laugh so hard is something I'm gonna be wondering for a while. --- The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. Mah \| easy come, easy go. <cite>Hakuniwa posted [p:878038576] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote><cite>Syncronous posted...</cite> <quote>After a while I wanted to fart to see how she'd react to my pheromones. </quote> why the heck did that sentence made me laugh so hard is something I'm gonna be wondering for a while.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheSexMachine 04/27/17 8:54:06 PM #8:	He who hath denied it supplied it. --- http://i.imgur.com/ONn23Tl.jpg http://i.imgur.com/IExhqhH.gif <cite>TheSexMachine posted [p:878039301] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote>He who hath denied it supplied it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Syncronous 04/27/17 9:09:47 PM #9:	ssj3vegeta_ posted... Yea, give it time How long do you think? I'll try to fart near her again if given the opportunity so she can get used to my essence. I really think she's the one, guys. --- #CuckLivesMatter <cite>Syncronous posted [p:878040334] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote><cite>ssj3vegeta_ posted...</cite> <quote>Yea, give it time</quote> How long do you think? I'll try to fart near her again if given the opportunity so she can get used to my essence. I really think she's the one, guys.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Howl 04/27/17 9:13:09 PM #10:	Syncronous posted... ssj3vegeta_ posted... Yea, give it time How long do you think? I'll try to fart near her again if given the opportunity so she can get used to my essence. I really think she's the one, guys. I think you're right man. --- woof <cite>Howl posted [p:878040579] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote><cite>Syncronous posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ssj3vegeta_ posted...</cite> <quote> Yea, give it time</quote> How long do you think? I'll try to fart near her again if given the opportunity so she can get used to my essence. I really think she's the one, guys.</quote> I think you're right man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken_Butt 04/27/17 9:18:35 PM #11:	Clearly not the one if she didn't reply to this Syncronous posted... "Whoever smelt it dealt it" with this Cubert Whoever articulated it, particulated it <cite>Chicken_Butt posted [p:878040957] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote>Clearly not the one if she didn't reply to this <cite>Syncronous posted...</cite> <quote>"Whoever smelt it dealt it"</quote> with this <cite>Cubert</cite> <quote>Whoever articulated it, particulated it</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Syncronous 04/27/17 9:38:28 PM #12:	I think it just needs time to fester in her subconscious. Eventually something will trigger her nose that will make her think of my gas and before she knows it she'll be in love with me. That's how these things work, right? --- #CuckLivesMatter <cite>Syncronous posted [p:878042432] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote>I think it just needs time to fester in her subconscious. Eventually something will trigger her nose that will make her think of my gas and before she knows it she'll be in love with me. That's how these things work, right?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShinigamiSoul 04/27/17 9:53:07 PM #13:	Nasty af bro --- I dont want a sig! <cite>ShinigamiSoul posted [p:878043422] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote>Nasty af bro</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
neverwin 04/27/17 9:56:57 PM #14:	When in doubt ask CE. --- If you're so great then why do you corrupt those who are just as great? http://i.imgur.com/S0RN1.jpg <cite>neverwin posted [p:878043733] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote>When in doubt ask CE.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Forlorn_Ass 04/27/17 9:59:51 PM #15:	So hot when a pretty girl rips a tight one when she thinks no ones watching but you're right there --- Her cheeks wobble around like water balloons on a trampoline. <cite>Forlorn_Ass posted [p:878043937] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote>So hot when a pretty girl rips a tight one when she thinks no ones watching but you're right there</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Syncronous 04/27/17 11:05:23 PM #17:	ShinigamiSoul posted... Nasty af bro This is how I woo the ladies. Don't be a player hater just because I have more game than you. --- #CuckLivesMatter <cite>Syncronous posted [p:878048535] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote><cite>ShinigamiSoul posted...</cite> <quote>Nasty af bro</quote> This is how I woo the ladies. Don't be a player hater just because I have more game than you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShinigamiSoul 04/27/17 11:13:49 PM #18:	Syncronous posted... ShinigamiSoul posted... Nasty af bro This is how I woo the ladies. Don't be a player hater just because I have more game than you. Ha, yeah ok No amount of game will help a guy who doesn't wipe or shower regularly bro --- I dont want a sig! <cite>ShinigamiSoul posted [p:878049114] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote><cite>Syncronous posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ShinigamiSoul posted...</cite> <quote>Nasty af bro</quote> This is how I woo the ladies. Don't be a player hater just because I have more game than you.</quote> Ha, yeah ok No amount of game will help a guy who doesn't wipe or shower regularly bro</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabin017 04/27/17 11:15:00 PM #19:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNVcq0fUYkc --- http://i.imgur.com/TWsfIIj.gif <cite>sabin017 posted [p:878049192] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNVcq0fUYkc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 04/27/17 11:16:28 PM #20:	Cartwheel_Kick posted... Syncronous posted... "It smells like shit. I can taste it" XD --- http://i.imgur.com/LAvnefi.gif http://i.imgur.com/6kW9fXL.gif <cite>E32005 posted [p:878049281] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cartwheel_Kick posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Syncronous posted...</cite> <quote> "It smells like shit. I can taste it"</quote></quote> XD</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Syncronous 04/27/17 11:33:38 PM #21:	ShinigamiSoul posted... Syncronous posted... ShinigamiSoul posted... Nasty af bro This is how I woo the ladies. Don't be a player hater just because I have more game than you. Ha, yeah ok No amount of game will help a guy who doesn't wipe or shower regularly bro Twice a week is regularly. And that gives me a natural advantage since I'm constantly excreding pheromones from my body. Girls don't stand a chance. --- #CuckLivesMatter <cite>Syncronous posted [p:878050387] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote><cite>ShinigamiSoul posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Syncronous posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ShinigamiSoul posted...</cite> <quote>Nasty af bro</quote> This is how I woo the ladies. Don't be a player hater just because I have more game than you.</quote> Ha, yeah ok No amount of game will help a guy who doesn't wipe or shower regularly bro</quote> Twice a week is regularly. And that gives me a natural advantage since I'm constantly excreding pheromones from my body. Girls don't stand a chance.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Obstacle2 04/27/17 11:34:40 PM #22:	great topic tc, you did the right thign --- fka cmc/blaze we're half awake in a fake empire <cite>Obstacle2 posted [p:878050455] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote>great topic tc, you did the right thign</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Syncronous 04/27/17 11:53:12 PM #23:	Thanks man. It felt like the right thing to do. --- #CuckLivesMatter <cite>Syncronous posted [p:878051644] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote>Thanks man. It felt like the right thing to do.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShinigamiSoul 04/28/17 12:36:37 AM #24:	Syncronous posted... ShinigamiSoul posted... Syncronous posted... ShinigamiSoul posted... Nasty af bro This is how I woo the ladies. Don't be a player hater just because I have more game than you. Ha, yeah ok No amount of game will help a guy who doesn't wipe or shower regularly bro Twice a week is regularly. And that gives me a natural advantage since I'm constantly excreding pheromones from my body. Girls don't stand a chance. Funk, not pheromones --- I dont want a sig! <cite>ShinigamiSoul posted [p:878054054] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote><cite>Syncronous posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ShinigamiSoul posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Syncronous posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ShinigamiSoul posted...</cite> <quote>Nasty af bro</quote> This is how I woo the ladies. Don't be a player hater just because I have more game than you.</quote> Ha, yeah ok No amount of game will help a guy who doesn't wipe or shower regularly bro</quote> Twice a week is regularly. And that gives me a natural advantage since I'm constantly excreding pheromones from my body. Girls don't stand a chance.</quote> Funk, not pheromones</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Keith_Valentine 04/28/17 12:41:49 AM #25:	I rolled in my girl friends house the other day and took a huge shit. I said, " I hope you still love me after this, that jambalaya is destroying me". Took a nice stinky dump, then told her to stay out of there. She didn't care so, our relationship is progressing nicely. Then I ripped a nice fart later, right in front of this hottie, looked her in the eyes, and smiled. She seemed surprised and impressed <cite>Keith_Valentine posted [p:878054321] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote>I rolled in my girl friends house the other day and took a huge shit. I said, " I hope you still love me after this, that jambalaya is destroying me". Took a nice stinky dump, then told her to stay out of there. She didn't care so, our relationship is progressing nicely. Then I ripped a nice fart later, right in front of this hottie, looked her in the eyes, and smiled. She seemed surprised and impressed</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Syncronous 04/28/17 12:58:25 AM #26:	ShinigamiSoul posted... Syncronous posted... ShinigamiSoul posted... Syncronous posted... ShinigamiSoul posted... Nasty af bro This is how I woo the ladies. Don't be a player hater just because I have more game than you. Ha, yeah ok No amount of game will help a guy who doesn't wipe or shower regularly bro Twice a week is regularly. And that gives me a natural advantage since I'm constantly excreding pheromones from my body. Girls don't stand a chance. Funk, not pheromones They're the same thing to the ladies. --- #CuckLivesMatter <cite>Syncronous posted [p:878055094] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote><cite>ShinigamiSoul posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Syncronous posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ShinigamiSoul posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Syncronous posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ShinigamiSoul posted...</cite> <quote>Nasty af bro</quote> This is how I woo the ladies. Don't be a player hater just because I have more game than you.</quote> Ha, yeah ok No amount of game will help a guy who doesn't wipe or shower regularly bro</quote> Twice a week is regularly. And that gives me a natural advantage since I'm constantly excreding pheromones from my body. Girls don't stand a chance.</quote> Funk, not pheromones</quote> They're the same thing to the ladies.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aki_sora 04/28/17 1:21:43 AM #27:	TC good one lol --- this is GFAQs and stating an opinion is a declaration of WAR! Own PS3 & PS VITA <cite>aki_sora posted [p:878056093] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote>TC good one lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShinigamiSoul 04/28/17 1:24:34 AM #28:	What's the longest time you've gone without a shower TC --- I dont want a sig! <cite>ShinigamiSoul posted [p:878056197] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote>What's the longest time you've gone without a shower TC</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
donkeyjack 04/28/17 1:31:03 AM #29:	Why am I laughing so hard? --- I used to say forget mic skills/I never pray to god I pray to Gotti http://imgur.com/tyElXOs http://imgur.com/Mxpx3aN <cite>donkeyjack posted [p:878056453] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote>Why am I laughing so hard?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Syncronous 04/28/17 2:43:58 AM #30:	ShinigamiSoul posted... What's the longest time you've gone without a shower TC Eh, I'll lowball it and say about six weeks. --- #CuckLivesMatter <cite>Syncronous posted [p:878059078] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote><cite>ShinigamiSoul posted...</cite> <quote>What's the longest time you've gone without a shower TC</quote> Eh, I'll lowball it and say about six weeks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LookANinja 04/28/17 2:58:55 AM #31:	Syncronous posted... "It wasn't me asshole" I imagined this said as a pirate and it made the whole story even funnier. --- http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/56/picturesig.jpg http://i.imgur.com/b8HCz.gif <cite>LookANinja posted [p:878059569] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote><cite>Syncronous posted...</cite> <quote>"It wasn't me asshole"</quote> I imagined this said as a pirate and it made the whole story even funnier.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShinigamiSoul 04/28/17 11:17:58 AM #32:	Syncronous posted... ShinigamiSoul posted... What's the longest time you've gone without a shower TC Eh, I'll lowball it and say about six weeks. That is beyond nasty --- I dont want a sig! <cite>ShinigamiSoul posted [p:878074634] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote><cite>Syncronous posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ShinigamiSoul posted...</cite> <quote>What's the longest time you've gone without a shower TC</quote> Eh, I'll lowball it and say about six weeks.</quote> That is beyond nasty</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 04/28/17 11:22:34 AM #34:	A+ --- I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:878074916] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote>A+</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Syncronous 04/29/17 2:47:21 AM #35:	ShinigamiSoul posted... Syncronous posted... ShinigamiSoul posted... What's the longest time you've gone without a shower TC Eh, I'll lowball it and say about six weeks. That is beyond nasty It's also healthy. Your body already has natural oils that cleanse you. And there's the added bonus of emiting a masculine musk which is irresistible to the ladies. --- #CuckLivesMatter <cite>Syncronous posted [p:878125180] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote><cite>ShinigamiSoul posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Syncronous posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ShinigamiSoul posted...</cite> <quote>What's the longest time you've gone without a shower TC</quote> Eh, I'll lowball it and say about six weeks.</quote> That is beyond nasty</quote> It's also healthy. Your body already has natural oils that cleanse you. And there's the added bonus of emiting a masculine musk which is irresistible to the ladies.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 04/29/17 2:54:53 AM #36:	Syncronous posted... "No. We're the only people here so it must've been you" Syncronous posted... "It must've been you. We're the only people here" delicious rewording --- http://i.imgur.com/hEL2qQYh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/lbSi0U3.png http://i.imgur.com/FA2GxDS.jpg http://i.imgur.com/xaRYKZM.png http://i.imgur.com/ZngbqJn.jpg <cite>ModLogic posted [p:878125400] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote><cite>Syncronous posted...</cite> <quote>"No. We're the only people here so it must've been you"</quote> <cite>Syncronous posted...</cite> <quote>"It must've been you. We're the only people here"</quote> delicious rewording</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 04/29/17 2:59:33 AM #37:	Should've manned up to it. Maybe she was so intimidated by your masculine pheromones, she needed you to admit to it, and show her you're a real man. A Man's man. --- Winner winner, chicken dinner. Won by- kaliedoloop <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:878125513] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote>Should've manned up to it. Maybe she was so intimidated by your masculine pheromones, she needed you to admit to it, and show her you're a real man. A Man's man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DekuPoe 04/29/17 3:00:39 AM #38:	lmao --- http://i.imgur.com/oDH51DR.gifv <cite>DekuPoe posted [p:878125554] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote>lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 04/29/17 3:03:48 AM #39:	once your pheromones fully saturate her nervous system you're pretty much in --- Hey what's going on in this thread http://i.imgur.com/6fpKRW8.gif http://i.imgur.com/RNZi0gk.gif <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:878125644] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote>once your pheromones fully saturate her nervous system you're pretty much in</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Syncronous 04/29/17 6:34:03 PM #40:	itachi15243 posted... Should've manned up to it. Maybe she was so intimidated by your masculine pheromones, she needed you to admit to it, and show her you're a real man. A Man's man. I hadn't even thought of that. Maybe she was overwhelmed by my testosterone. I don't know if I should confess now, though. I figure the seed has already been planted, it's only a matter of watering it regularly by cropdusting areas that she's sure to walk through until she can't stand to be without my stench. --- #CuckLivesMatter <cite>Syncronous posted [p:878158955] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote><cite>itachi15243 posted...</cite> <quote>Should've manned up to it. Maybe she was so intimidated by your masculine pheromones, she needed you to admit to it, and show her you're a real man. A Man's man.</quote> I hadn't even thought of that. Maybe she was overwhelmed by my testosterone. I don't know if I should confess now, though. I figure the seed has already been planted, it's only a matter of watering it regularly by cropdusting areas that she's sure to walk through until she can't stand to be without my stench.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Syncronous 04/30/17 9:41:43 PM #41:	Bump. --- #CuckLivesMatter <cite>Syncronous posted [p:878228927] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote>Bump.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
donkeyjack 05/01/17 12:29:20 AM #42:	No u didn't --- I used to say forget mic skills/I never pray to god I pray to Gotti http://imgur.com/tyElXOs http://imgur.com/Mxpx3aN <cite>donkeyjack posted [p:878238544] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote>No u didn't</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Syncronous 05/01/17 12:36:10 AM #43:	I did, and I stand by my decision. --- #CuckLivesMatter <cite>Syncronous posted [p:878238833] in I farted i... [t:75286615]...</cite> <quote>I did, and I stand by my decision.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > I farted in front of a girl I like. She blamed me and I denied it. (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > I farted in front of a girl I like. She blamed me and I denied it.