Current Events > I had a dream a long time ago that I was Zero from Mega Man X.

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I got off an elevated train and went into a creepy cavelike tunnel that for some reason had an opening extending out of the ground up to the platform. It was obvipusly heading down so I switched into morph ball mode (Zero doesn't have that...) and rolled down the slope. There were search lights everywhere so I made sure to dodge them. When I got to the bottom, there was this old man waiting there who I was able to identify as X via some odd telepathic power. We talked for a while and then suddenly I heard a sound from a nearby garbage can.

I went to investigate and when I pulled off the lid, I looked inside and saw that the bottom had been removed and it sat atop another tunnel leading straight down farther than I could see. I saw colors very far down into the hole and realized instantly what it was. I turned to X. "It's the muppets."

I turned around and dashed as they erupted from the can and crashed against the top of the cave. There was no time to save X. If I left him behind, he would die. If I tried to save him, we would both die. I dashed repeatedly many times to make it out of the cave before being overcome by the tidal wave of muppets. Haing no time to pay attention to the search lights, I dashed straight through them and set off alarms that in fairness the muppets would have if I hadn't anyway. The cave is now glowing red as I emerge from the exit, the muppets growing closer every second.

I suddenly dash to the side as I exit the cave, getting out of the way of the stream of muppets. But the muppets, so tightly packed together, now have the properties of a fluid and lack the sufficient agility to follow me. The crash onward toward an unsuspecting train and crash into the side of it, knocking it off the track entirely amd causing it to fall to the ground.

Then I woke up.
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Did you have green boobies
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What were you fighting foooooor?
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I was Zero, wasn't I?
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