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ForestLogic
04/27/17 3:45:46 PM
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The idea here is to get covered in paint while having sex on top of canvas, and see what it produces. And if it looks nice, we'll frame it.
We got a bunch of finger paint since it's safe and non toxic, will probably get goggles too.

Anyone ever do any large scale messy sex like this? Tips or advice?
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Veggeta_MAX
04/27/17 3:46:11 PM
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This is gonna happen
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PrinceDBF
04/27/17 3:46:28 PM
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ChromeClimber
04/27/17 3:46:34 PM
#4:


Imagine two fat, unattractive people rolling around on each other covered in paint.
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TheVipaGTS
04/27/17 3:46:51 PM
#5:


Getting paint on or in your....area sounds like a bad idea...
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Mernardi
04/27/17 3:46:55 PM
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Veggeta_MAX posted...
This is gonna happen

Why not? Sounds fun and easy.
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eston
04/27/17 3:47:03 PM
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Unless it's a bed-sized canvas that just sounds kind of awkward
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Caution999
04/27/17 3:47:31 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
Getting paint on or in your....area sounds like a bad idea...

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SSJGrimReaper
04/27/17 3:48:24 PM
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would you be mad if she used just black paint on you
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ForestLogic
04/27/17 3:48:38 PM
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ChromeClimber posted...
Imagine two fat, unattractive people rolling around on each other covered in paint.


We're actually both in great shape. You don't have to project, here.
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ForestLogic
04/27/17 3:49:49 PM
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eston posted...
Unless it's a bed-sized canvas that just sounds kind of awkward


No worries, I got a huge sheet of canvas from Amazon that's like 5 feet wide, for $22. And it was Prime eligible :D
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__Fiale__
04/27/17 4:03:55 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
would you be mad if she used just black paint on you


I lol'd.
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Brian-Dawkins
04/27/17 4:05:40 PM
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Sexing with goggles on....lmao.
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ChromeClimber
04/27/17 4:05:59 PM
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ForestLogic posted...
ChromeClimber posted...
Imagine two fat, unattractive people rolling around on each other covered in paint.


We're actually both in great shape. You don't have to project, here.

I'm 100% positive that I'm in better shape than you are.
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ForestLogic
04/27/17 4:09:21 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
Getting paint on or in your....area sounds like a bad idea...


Will probably avoid certain places as best as we can. But either way that's why we got finger paints, they're basically made of like... corn starch and color dyes. Non toxic, safe for skin and stuff.
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ForestLogic
04/27/17 4:12:01 PM
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ChromeClimber posted...
ForestLogic posted...
ChromeClimber posted...
Imagine two fat, unattractive people rolling around on each other covered in paint.


We're actually both in great shape. You don't have to project, here.

I'm 100% positive that I'm in better shape than you are.


You posted a topic about banging a fat girl this weekend because she's all you can get. Troll harder you fucking mouthbreather.
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weapon_d00d816
04/27/17 4:22:18 PM
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If you hang it up make sure you explain to your parents the significance of the painting in excruciating detail.
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ChromeClimber
04/27/17 4:23:39 PM
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ForestLogic posted...
ChromeClimber posted...
ForestLogic posted...
ChromeClimber posted...
Imagine two fat, unattractive people rolling around on each other covered in paint.


We're actually both in great shape. You don't have to project, here.

I'm 100% positive that I'm in better shape than you are.


You posted a topic about banging a fat girl this weekend because she's all you can get. Troll harder you fucking mouthbreather.

I posted a topic about banging a fat girl this weekend because she's the first I've gotten experimenting w/internet dating. That is a lot different than getting lucky once, settling and doing any stupid thing my fat girlfriend asks me to (AKA paint sex, WTF). Yes, I'm banging a fat chick this weekend, but it doesn't mean I'm going to love her and make her my girlfriend like you.
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ForestLogic
04/27/17 4:39:25 PM
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ChromeClimber posted...
ForestLogic posted...
ChromeClimber posted...
ForestLogic posted...
ChromeClimber posted...
Imagine two fat, unattractive people rolling around on each other covered in paint.


We're actually both in great shape. You don't have to project, here.

I'm 100% positive that I'm in better shape than you are.


You posted a topic about banging a fat girl this weekend because she's all you can get. Troll harder you fucking mouthbreather.

I posted a topic about banging a fat girl this weekend because she's the first I've gotten experimenting w/internet dating. That is a lot different than getting lucky once, settling and doing any stupid thing my fat girlfriend asks me to (AKA paint sex, WTF). Yes, I'm banging a fat chick this weekend, but it doesn't mean I'm going to love her and make her my girlfriend like you.


"Hurr, I'm having sex with an ugly girl because no one else will respond to my online dating profile. MUCH RATHER THAT THAN HAVING FUN KINKY SEX WITH A LONG-TIME GIRLFRIEND WHENEVER I WANT."

Lol whatever you say. enjoy your 4/10 pity hookup.
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voldothegr8
04/27/17 4:41:21 PM
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What happens if paint gets in her vag?
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ChromaticAngel
04/27/17 4:42:36 PM
#24:


voldothegr8 posted...
What happens if paint gets in her vag?

It'll burn
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Key
04/27/17 4:44:32 PM
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Damn Chrome is going off on tc lol
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ChromeClimber
04/27/17 4:46:01 PM
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Key posted...
Damn Chrome is going off on tc lol

Home boy brought it, I just finished it.

He should close this topic before I really lay into him.
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ForestLogic
04/27/17 4:46:22 PM
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ChromeClimber posted...
LOL @ thinking paint sex = kinky.

Dude, your gf saw it on some softcore porn and wants to brag to her liberal feminist friends. You're just some tool bag that agrees with everything she says. You probably don't even come up with what to do on the weekend, just follow whatever she has planned for you.

Enjoy your ugly people's sex on canvas with edible ink, you disgusting slob.


I'm having passionate sex with my longtime girlfriend of almost five years.
You're bringing pizza and drinks over for pity sex with the only person who responded to your profile in weeks, a fat ugly girl, while her kids are out of the house.

You are fucking pathetic lol.
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ChromeClimber
04/27/17 4:48:38 PM
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You've been having sex with the same woman for five years, proving that you cannot get any better and you will probably be heartbroken/hopeless if you break up.

I am playing the field, at least having sex with a somewhat decent/cute chick who is just a little heavy. Also, she is one of many, I am only planning on seeing her maybe two or three times and then done with her, on to another girl.

If anyone is pathetic, it is the guy who is doing whatever his girl makes him do so she can brag to her SJW feminist book club about doing something "exciting". You are a follower with no identity of his own, and she is the only girl you can get. If she dumped you, you'd probably turn into a homeless drug addict.
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Letron_James
04/27/17 4:49:54 PM
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Hope you and your right hand make a masterpiece tc d(o_-)d
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CapnMuffin
04/27/17 4:50:39 PM
#30:


TC ignore the haters trolls that are jealous you get to have a neat experience. Go forth and make dat art.
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ForestLogic
04/27/17 4:58:29 PM
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ChromeClimber posted...
You've been having sex with the same woman for five years, proving that you cannot get any better and you will probably be heartbroken/hopeless if you break up.

I am playing the field, at least having sex with a somewhat decent/cute chick who is just a little heavy. Also, she is one of many, I am only planning on seeing her maybe two or three times and then done with her, on to another girl.

If anyone is pathetic, it is the guy who is doing whatever his girl makes him do so she can brag to her SJW feminist book club about doing something "exciting". You are a follower with no identity of his own, and she is the only girl you can get. If she dumped you, you'd probably turn into a homeless drug addict.


I can't take this meltdown seriously anymore lol. Tagged as fuckboy. Enjoy your loneliness.
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cuttin_in_farm
04/27/17 4:59:53 PM
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This battle came outta nowhere, but they're evenly matched, holy shit!
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Link HT
04/27/17 5:01:11 PM
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That is the stupidest thing I've heard today
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BottomAssButt
04/27/17 5:02:05 PM
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Actually IIRC TC and his girl are pretty good looking couple based on what i've seen of them. i think there's pics on his website or something, i don't remember where i saw them, if it was on CE or not >_>
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ChromeClimber
04/27/17 5:02:24 PM
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And TC finally decides to step off because he realized he bit off more than he could chew.
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ForestLogic
04/27/17 5:04:44 PM
#36:


No, I realized that you're an 8-karma gimmick account/fuckboy virgin, and that I've had more sex in the past month than you've had in the last year. This isn't a competition anymore, I already won.
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ChromeClimber
04/27/17 5:06:16 PM
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Yeah? How'd you realize that? Because it says so when you click on my profile?

You don't know jack **** about me, son. You made a topic about your lame weekend plans that your Mommy I mean girlfriend made for you, and I commented. I know a hell of a lot more about you than you know about me. You want to convince yourself that I'm a troll and a virgin and other things that I'm not, fine by me. I guarantee you that I've banged more women in the last 5 years than you will in your entire lifetime.
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ChromeClimber
04/27/17 5:06:59 PM
#38:


Hahahhaha he got so mad he went back and edited his post so it points out my karma.

Oh man, now that you've pointed out my karma nobody's going to take me seriously. You've got more karma on GFAQs than me, you definitely **** more girls than I do.
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Zero_Destroyer
04/27/17 5:09:10 PM
#39:


god damn climber is a loser
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Odora88
04/27/17 5:11:24 PM
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Climber, give it a rest. you're just embarassing yourself now, tbqh.
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Zero_Destroyer
04/27/17 5:11:58 PM
#42:


Odora88 posted...
Climber, give it a rest. you're just embarassing yourself now, tbqh.


All I see when he posts is "REEEEEEEEEEE" after he got destroyed early in the topic tbh
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Zero_Destroyer
04/27/17 5:15:03 PM
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chrome so flustered he marked that
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ChromeClimber
04/27/17 5:15:07 PM
#45:


I don't need the approval of a bunch of losers a CE regular is friends with. I've already sent him away in shame.
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ForestLogic
04/27/17 5:17:46 PM
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Zero_Destroyer posted...
chrome so flustered he marked that


Lol yeah, I just accepted the mod. It was NKL so whatever. Mission accomplished I guess.
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Soul_Devour
04/27/17 5:21:14 PM
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How butthurt can one poster get?

Find out tonight on CE.
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ChromeClimber
04/27/17 5:23:26 PM
#48:


More proof that TC has no balls, and that he is just some disposable little ***** that his gf dictates.

TC tasted his own blood, so now he's having his CE friends usher him out the back of the topic.

Dude, I didn't mark you, but I notice that I was modded. No doubt I hurt your feelings.
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CapnMuffin
04/27/17 5:25:15 PM
#49:


Soul_Devour posted...
How butthurt can one poster get?

Find out tonight on CE.

Yeah. I don't understand the mentality of "I'm going to go in a random forum topic, insult someone, and hopefully start a fight". How screwed up do things need to be to need that sort of attention?
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LJRENEGADE
04/27/17 5:25:42 PM
#50:


ChromeClimber posted...
More proof that TC has no balls, and that he is just some disposable little ***** that his gf dictates.

TC tasted his own blood, so now he's having his CE friends usher him out the back of the topic.

Dude, I didn't mark you, but I notice that I was modded. No doubt I hurt your feelings.

Holy shit dude, grow the fuck up lol. CE isn't that big of a deal, chill out
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prince_leo
04/27/17 5:29:02 PM
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i've never seen an end result that was anything other than a few handprints and a large blob
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ChromeClimber
04/27/17 5:30:14 PM
#52:


CapnMuffin posted...
Soul_Devour posted...
How butthurt can one poster get?

Find out tonight on CE.

Yeah. I don't understand the mentality of "I'm going to go in a random forum topic, insult someone, and hopefully start a fight". How screwed up do things need to be to need that sort of attention?

TC is pathetic, I'm not going to hold my tongue.

He thinks talking about some bad sex he's going to have with his ugly gf is going to impress his 14 year old friends, but the whole thing is just lame and eyeroll inducing.

And he has the gall to insult me based on my preferred method of getting chicks.
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SMAP-
04/27/17 5:34:19 PM
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ChromeClimber currently in the running for best meltdown of 2017
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