Poll of the Day > I think I'm going to read Lord of the Rings to impress a man

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Krazy_Kirby
04/27/17 7:40:56 PM
#101:


Dynalo posted...
A shame the books are painful to read.


lord of the rings is technically one book
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Krazy_Kirby
04/27/17 7:43:23 PM
#102:


first read the hobbit and LotR in 5th grade. i have reread them a couple times since then, great books.
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OmegaTomHank
04/27/17 7:43:39 PM
#103:


Blighboy posted...
OmegaTomHank posted...
I didnt know people actually did things like this...


Huh

I got testicle implants to impress Chewy. It happens.



Bligh I'll have you know I dont take you seriously
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RCtheWSBC
04/27/17 7:43:55 PM
#104:


OmegaTomHank posted...
Blighboy posted...
DorkLink posted...
Strange how RC's favorite type of guy happens to be the leading demographic of PotD

Almost like she's a gimmick account fishing for attention.

Whatever it's a symbiotic trollationship



I never thought of it like that.

What if RC is just another chelle after all

Blighboy posted...
OmegaTomHank posted...
I didnt know people actually did things like this...


Huh

I got testicle implants to impress Chewy. It happens.

oh, i am laffin
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OmegaTomHank
04/27/17 7:47:55 PM
#105:


sure you are chelletheWSBC
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RCtheWSBC
04/27/17 7:52:31 PM
#106:


I learn new things from y'all every day
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Doctor Foxx
04/27/17 7:54:39 PM
#107:


Dynalo posted...
A shame the books are painful to read.

I love reading, but Tolkien was not for me, not at all.
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RCtheWSBC
04/27/17 7:58:11 PM
#108:


Man I've seen more "don't read/boring" than endorsements.

Maybe I'll own up and suggest we watch the movies together? Win-win.
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Blighboy
04/27/17 7:59:51 PM
#109:


Y'all have any book recommendations.

I was thinking of reading Heroes of Olympus because I liked the Percy Jackson books when I was younger

But those are children's books

so
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Doctor Foxx
04/27/17 8:00:47 PM
#110:


RCtheWSBC posted...
Man I've seen more "don't read/boring" than endorsements.

Maybe I'll own up and suggest we watch the movies together? Win-win.

I think that would be more enjoyable. The films were good. If you want extra points you could do the extended editions--but they're like 6 hours each.

Tolkien just has his own writing style that's not for everyone. The actual story and lore is neat and where a lot of modern fantasy shares roots. I've tried his books at different points and they are still not for me.
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Blighboy
04/27/17 8:02:24 PM
#111:


IIRC the prose of the books got torn apart by critics when they were first published, they didn't really build up a following til later, mostly due to the world building which was probably Tolkien's biggest passion (except for language).

The movies first is definitely a good idea. I tried to read LotR when I was young but didn't get into it until I saw the films, at which point I tore through them like cheap toilet paper.
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OmegaTomHank
04/27/17 8:10:54 PM
#112:


On a serious note though.


You dont need to read lord of the rings for him to want your pussy

thats just silly
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RCtheWSBC
04/27/17 8:11:12 PM
#113:


Blighboy posted...
The movies first is definitely a good idea. I tried to read LotR when I was young but didn't get into it until I saw the films, at which point I tore through them like cheap toilet paper.

That's p much how I got into ASoIaF. Sped-watched the first three seasons and was desperate for more storytelling and lore.

OmegaTomHank posted...
You dont need to read lord of the rings for him to want your pussy

thats just silly

lolol
i know, you and jen are right
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OmegaTomHank
04/27/17 8:17:57 PM
#114:


its ok if you subconsciously have feelings for him and want to spark a legit relationship


its kinda cute even
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RCtheWSBC
04/27/17 8:19:11 PM
#115:


yeah man i'm out here trying and shit, i'm no good at this
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Kana
04/27/17 8:20:38 PM
#116:


I mean if you wanna read LotR then do it but any potential partner who would only be impressed if you read it probably isn't worth it. It's a bit of a commitment.
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RCtheWSBC
04/27/17 8:26:49 PM
#117:


Thanks, y'all

Next time I get laid I'll definitely be thinking of good ol' PotD
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OmegaTomHank
04/27/17 8:28:20 PM
#118:


dont...

thats just creepy
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RCtheWSBC
04/27/17 8:30:42 PM
#119:


Don't act like you aren't flattered and aroused
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Blighboy
04/27/17 8:31:45 PM
#120:


I probably wouldn't fuck someone who hasn't read at least the Hobbit.
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Kana
04/27/17 8:32:26 PM
#121:


RCtheWSBC posted...
Thanks, y'all

Next time I get laid I'll definitely be thinking of good ol' PotD

Oooh don't go saying things like that I'm newly single it's still very tender.
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MasterAdeptAlex
04/27/17 8:35:39 PM
#122:


I honestly would be impressed if a girl knew as much about LotR as me. And I'm huge into LotR.
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RCtheWSBC
04/27/17 8:57:02 PM
#123:


MasterAdeptAlex posted...
I honestly would be impressed if a girl knew as much about LotR as me. And I'm huge into LotR.

Forreal, I think we really connected over our knowledge of ASoIaF. We were at a barcade and there was a GoT pinball game I had to play, and that was that.
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TES_Nut
04/27/17 10:04:10 PM
#124:


Tolkien's son critisized the movies as action flicks for teenagers, which they are.

Tolkien was a professor of Anglo Saxon history and mythology. He wanted to take these desperate stories and mythologies and unite them into a single form. He also wanted to make the elven language, and felt he needed a culture to go along with it. He was a giant nerd.

If you like them though I recommend The Wheel of Time Series by Robert Jordan. He took a lot of the themes of how mythology, stories, and history interact with each other. But Where Tolkien was an academic, Jordan's primary goal was to tell a good fantasy story. Its also technically sci Fi because it takes place in the extremely distant future
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TES_Nut
04/27/17 10:08:55 PM
#125:


wolfy42 posted...
Wow, that is true love.

I could never get through LoTR (I did make it through the hobbit I think eons ago).

Gave up on SoIaF as well (book 2 or 3?), although I have finally made it through the HBO series.

Get your lover/bf whatever to read the Dresden books by Jim Butcher and read em yourself. That is a good read and it'll take you both like a year probably lol.


Also this. Dresden is fucking fantastic and set in Chicago too
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dedbus
04/27/17 10:54:41 PM
#126:


Sauron watches as I eat cheesecake.
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SusanGreenEyes
04/27/17 11:45:37 PM
#127:


Here's The Lord of the Rings in 5 minutes.
This should save you some time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOIi9SjJvgU

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