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DoomtheGrav
04/27/17 5:39:34 AM
#1:


-literally paid to travel
-can make hundreds of stacks per yr
-hot stewardesses
-literally fly in the sky
-don't work that much
-when you do work it's chill
-can physically beat passengers at will??? (fucked up if tru o_0)

there are literally no downsides I'm doin it

Catch me at the runway so n
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DoomtheGrav
04/27/17 5:53:08 AM
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Glenn quagmire can do it I can do it
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HolierThanMao
04/27/17 5:57:47 AM
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DoomtheGrav posted...
literally no downsides

-costs a fuckton of money to be qualified
-have to get re-qualified fucking all the time
-shit pay
-good luck getting employed
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ReignFury
04/27/17 6:01:31 AM
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If a piece of machinery fails you die a horrible death
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DoomtheGrav
04/27/17 6:03:05 AM
#5:


HolierThanMao posted...
DoomtheGrav posted...
literally no downsides

-costs a fuckton of money to be qualified
-have to get re-qualified fucking all the time
-shit pay
-good luck getting employed


Lis En dog when I'm on the jet to Bali and ya girl is giving your boy the SUCC to get in first class, don't tell me I didn't talk a bunch of shit on gfaqs
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