Current Events > No one in class believed me when I said becoming a sperm donor has requirements.

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JackSwanye2
04/26/17 9:48:58 PM
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The class structure is 30 women and 5 dudes. The women mainly talked about egg donations. Everyone seemed to think that any dude can just walk in and donate sperm. I tried to bring up some stuff like the height requirement, eduaction background, and that redheads are often rejected but no one believed me and I got ignored. Ugh.
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HBKick18
04/26/17 9:51:20 PM
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Do they think a literal bum can walk in and donate?
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KK_the_Slider
04/26/17 9:53:25 PM
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I never heard of Red hair being banned.
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JackSwanye2
04/26/17 9:54:08 PM
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HBKick18 posted...
Do they think a literal bum can walk in and donate?


Yes that is actually exactly what was said. The professor said that egg donors get thousands and men who donate sperm only get $50-150. Then asked why is this. Everyone except me said it is because any dude can walk in and donate. I was like wtf are they talking about if you are too short you get rejected from pretty much any sperm bank.
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GOATSLAYER
04/26/17 9:54:58 PM
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I looked into this a couple of months ago and you're right
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JackSwanye2
04/26/17 9:56:51 PM
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KK_the_Slider posted...
I never heard of Red hair being banned.


I meant to say rejected.
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tripZ504
04/26/17 9:57:13 PM
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Quite a few restrictions. Family health. Drugs
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JackSwanye2
04/26/17 9:59:59 PM
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tripZ504 posted...
Quite a few restrictions. Family health. Drugs


Yeah. This Cracked article from back when the site was cool to quote covers this topic well. Im surprised no one in the class knew the standards for sperm donation was extremely rigorous.

http://www.cracked.com/article_19497_6-terrifying-things-nobody-tells-you-about-donating-sperm.html
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MabusIncarnate
04/26/17 10:02:37 PM
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It doesn't surprise me that they don't want gingers reproducing
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prince_leo
04/26/17 10:03:52 PM
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TheVipaGTS
04/26/17 10:04:35 PM
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Yea women want to know who the other half of their baby will be. They don't just fill all the sperm in a giant jug and stick a syringe in when it's time.
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