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ChibiGhasts
04/24/17 3:20:45 PM
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and if you are a virgin what do you think it will be like
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jenningsnash313
04/24/17 3:21:16 PM
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Bags of sand
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Feline_Heart
04/24/17 3:21:19 PM
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I felt like a pornstar. It was great.
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Guy_Fieri
04/24/17 3:21:21 PM
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I lost my virginity to a burger.
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Dustin1280
04/24/17 3:21:32 PM
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fast
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SpamtasticMrFox
04/24/17 3:22:40 PM
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I don't remember. I was very drunk.
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Mako_Sharknado
04/24/17 3:23:17 PM
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z'aight I guess. I was p paranoid from alla the talk about bustin' in seconds but we ended up goin' at it for awhile. Iunno if she could tell it was my first time
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JRaasin
04/24/17 3:23:33 PM
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sex was just okay but I was so excited to tell my friends
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emblem boy
04/24/17 3:23:37 PM
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ChibiGhasts posted...
if you are a virgin what do you think it will be like
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I imagine it will feel fucking awesome
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Keith_Valentine
04/24/17 3:25:12 PM
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3 pumps to get stiff, 3 more to bust. Such wow

I got up and put my pants on. She was like.. where you going? This is an all nighter. And I laughed and went and played cards
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yanksfan4247
04/24/17 3:30:47 PM
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Dustin1280 posted...
fast


This. I was wearing no protection. The girl was soaking wet and I pulled out like two minutes in.
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thanosibe
04/24/17 3:34:21 PM
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It was the greatest 60 seconds she had ever felt. So much so she put a ring on it.
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_Goggalor_
04/24/17 3:35:13 PM
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Awkward at first, then amazing, then awkward, and finally, once again, amazing.
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ManWithGun
04/24/17 3:35:30 PM
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Meh.
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bluezero
04/24/17 3:35:49 PM
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SuperExcitebike
04/24/17 3:35:55 PM
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A few minutes of missionary, pulled out, and came for like a minute. Was my first O
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ReggieBush09
04/24/17 3:36:10 PM
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2 pump chump
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CrimsonAngeI
04/24/17 3:36:17 PM
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Painful, awkward.
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ReggieBush09
04/24/17 3:38:01 PM
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CrimsonAngeI posted...
Painful, awkward.

What about when he pulled it out
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Syncronous
04/24/17 3:39:46 PM
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My hand was very kind to me.
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Vindris_SNH
04/24/17 3:43:52 PM
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Romantic. Intimate. Beautiful.
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Romulox28
04/24/17 3:47:23 PM
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pretty awful, although it is a funny story now.

i was like 17 iirc. it was with some girl i was friends with. her parents werent home and we decided to hook up that day.

i'm super nervous. i stop at rite aid on the way to her place and buy this giant deluxe box of condoms like one of those 24 packs or something lol. the clerk gives me a really nasty look as she rings me up because i was very young looking.

i get to her place and im terrified. we immediately start making out and within like ten seconds we're on the couch and she is good to go. i am about to pass out at this point, especially since this my first time seeing a naked girl irl. even though id watched enough porn that i should be an expert on the human body, i kind of have no idea what the fuck im looking at.

i fumble and try to put on a condom. fuck it up the first time by putting it on backwards or something and then throw that out and use another. thank god i bought the lifetime supply lol. i'm done in literally two pumps. we make out a little more, i grab my giant box of condoms, and i get the fuck out of her house.

the whole ride back home i feel this intense feeling of embarrassment and shame at my performance, followed by some deeply buried catholic guilt that i never even considered. i never talk to the girl again.


not bad / 10
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CrimsonAngeI
04/24/17 3:54:37 PM
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ReggieBush09 posted...
CrimsonAngeI posted...
Painful, awkward.

What about when he pulled it out

I was excited up until the actual sex. It was a friend of my brothers who I'd had a crush on since I was like 11.
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emblem boy
04/24/17 3:55:16 PM
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Romulox28 posted...
pretty awful, although it is a funny story now.

i was like 17 iirc. it was with some girl i was friends with. her parents werent home and we decided to hook up that day.

i'm super nervous. i stop at rite aid on the way to her place and buy this giant deluxe box of condoms like one of those 24 packs or something lol. the clerk gives me a really nasty look as she rings me up because i was very young looking.

i get to her place and im terrified. we immediately start making out and within like ten seconds we're on the couch and she is good to go. i am about to pass out at this point, especially since this my first time seeing a naked girl irl. even though id watched enough porn that i should be an expert on the human body, i kind of have no idea what the fuck im looking at.

i fumble and try to put on a condom. fuck it up the first time by putting it on backwards or something and then throw that out and use another. thank god i bought the lifetime supply lol. i'm done in literally two pumps. we make out a little more, i grab my giant box of condoms, and i get the fuck out of her house.

the whole ride back home i feel this intense feeling of embarrassment and shame at my performance, followed by some deeply buried catholic guilt that i never even considered. i never talk to the girl again.


not bad / 10


Lol, why didn't you guys just go again
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ShinigamiSoul
04/24/17 3:56:54 PM
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CrimsonAngeI posted...
ReggieBush09 posted...
CrimsonAngeI posted...
Painful, awkward.

What about when he pulled it out

I was excited up until the actual sex. It was a friend of my brothers who I'd had a crush on since I was like 11.

Was he just too large or something?
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iosifsvoboda
04/24/17 3:57:34 PM
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we fucked for three hours and I never came lmao
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Ser_Jaker
04/24/17 3:58:16 PM
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Fucking horrible.

I can't even find where to put "it" so she had to do all the work while I just laid on the bottom like a bitch.
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gunplagirl
04/24/17 3:59:14 PM
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Felt good
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Dustin1280
04/24/17 3:59:37 PM
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I will never understand people that have sex for longer then 45 minutes tops...

20 minutes sessions are the best IMO
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Romulox28
04/24/17 3:59:48 PM
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emblem boy posted...
Romulox28 posted...
pretty awful, although it is a funny story now.

i was like 17 iirc. it was with some girl i was friends with. her parents werent home and we decided to hook up that day.

i'm super nervous. i stop at rite aid on the way to her place and buy this giant deluxe box of condoms like one of those 24 packs or something lol. the clerk gives me a really nasty look as she rings me up because i was very young looking.

i get to her place and im terrified. we immediately start making out and within like ten seconds we're on the couch and she is good to go. i am about to pass out at this point, especially since this my first time seeing a naked girl irl. even though id watched enough porn that i should be an expert on the human body, i kind of have no idea what the fuck im looking at.

i fumble and try to put on a condom. fuck it up the first time by putting it on backwards or something and then throw that out and use another. thank god i bought the lifetime supply lol. i'm done in literally two pumps. we make out a little more, i grab my giant box of condoms, and i get the fuck out of her house.

the whole ride back home i feel this intense feeling of embarrassment and shame at my performance, followed by some deeply buried catholic guilt that i never even considered. i never talk to the girl again.


not bad / 10


Lol, why didn't you guys just go again

i was so embarrassed/uncomfortable that i just wanted to get the fuck out, plus i think she was nervous her parents were going to come home or something. this is like nearly 10 years ago so i dont remember it super clearly but i just recall wanting to get the fuck out of there
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