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Geno4LoveGeno4L
04/24/17 9:10:39 AM
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Gays are more likely to have fun open relationship :/ They cannot get pregnant either so there is no danger in having sex :0 Also they can play video games together instead of having a woman complain that they do ^_^

However, I don't feel attracted to men :(

Only women out of my league and I recently broke up with the fat woman I settled with because I kept having fantasies about other women D=
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AugustAdoulin
04/24/17 9:13:31 AM
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Open relationships are gross though. I don't know why gay people are so fond of them to begin with.

Maybe find another fat woman? I bet there are some fat women open to freaky shit like that. :o
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epik_fail1
04/24/17 9:15:15 AM
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AugustAdoulin posted...
Open relationships are gross though. I don't know why gay people are so fond of them to begin with.

Maybe find another fat woman? I bet there are some fat women open to freaky shit like that. :o


It's easier to get laid when you are gay so as weird as it may seem. Sex doesn't feel as special and get bland faster than in a straight relationship.
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AugustAdoulin
04/24/17 9:17:22 AM
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epik_fail1 posted...
AugustAdoulin posted...
Open relationships are gross though. I don't know why gay people are so fond of them to begin with.

Maybe find another fat woman? I bet there are some fat women open to freaky shit like that. :o


It's easier to get laid when you are gay so as weird as it may seem. Sex doesn't feel as special and get bland faster than in a straight relationship.


It isn't easier for me though. I'm traditional! I wanna go out to dinner, romantic walks, to see a movie. I don't wanna just fuck all the time. I'm the black sheep of the gay community.
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epik_fail1
04/24/17 9:19:56 AM
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AugustAdoulin posted...
epik_fail1 posted...
AugustAdoulin posted...
Open relationships are gross though. I don't know why gay people are so fond of them to begin with.

Maybe find another fat woman? I bet there are some fat women open to freaky shit like that. :o


It's easier to get laid when you are gay so as weird as it may seem. Sex doesn't feel as special and get bland faster than in a straight relationship.


It isn't easier for me though. I'm traditional! I wanna go out to dinner, romantic walks, to see a movie. I don't wanna just fuck all the time. I'm the black sheep of the gay community.


Huh... It's still technically easier even if you don't want to.
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pinky0926
04/24/17 9:24:31 AM
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There's a lot of unpleasant sides to the "gay lifestyle" as you put it that you might not have considered:

- much more flakey, less desire to settle down. Sure, it's easy to get laid if you're gay. It's hard to meet anyone who wants to stick around for more than 20 minutes.
- The prep. You don't generally hear a lot about this, but you don't just shag when you're gay. There's a whole ritual to cleaning beforehand and a mandatory amount of foreplay that takes a good 20 minutes generally before you get into it.
- not everyone is actually into the sex, because of the reasons above. If you want someone to blow you that's easy. More than that is more flakey.
- direct insecurity about your partner's body. When you're with a woman it's easy to feel like a confident man no matter if you're out of shape, short, not that large, etc. With a guy, everything is a fairly involuntary direct comparison.
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AugustAdoulin
04/24/17 9:26:06 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
There's a lot of unpleasant sides to the "gay lifestyle" as you put it that you might not have considered:

- much more flakey, less desire to settle down. Sure, it's easy to get laid if you're gay. It's hard to meet anyone who wants to stick around for more than 20 minutes.
- The prep. You don't generally hear a lot about this, but you don't just shag when you're gay. There's a whole ritual to cleaning beforehand and a mandatory amount of foreplay that takes a good 20 minutes generally before you get into it.
- not everyone is actually into the sex, because of the reasons above. If you want someone to blow you that's easy. More than that is more flakey.
- direct insecurity about your partner's body. When you're with a woman it's easy to feel like a confident man no matter if you're out of shape, short, not that large, etc. With a guy, everything is a fairly involuntary direct comparison.


Jasmine Masters says you need to dush with 2 liter bottles. That sounds like an awful lot of work.
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AugustAdoulin
04/24/17 9:42:37 AM
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Asherlee10 posted...
This is like the opposite of lesbians.

What do lesbians bring on the second date? -- A uhaul.

More:
1. Haven't met a single lesbian that had open relationships
2. A good portion go and get intentionally pregnant by sleeping with a random man in order to get back at a girlfriend/ex-girlfriend

Also, on the subject of video games, this just depends on the person. My wife does not play video games at all and doesn't care about them at all. However, she has NEVER given me shit for playing them. In fact, it's the opposite. She will sometimes come and check on me at the end of the day to make sure I'm not still working and instead sitting down for some video game time.


I'm jealous of lesbians. So many of them have such stable relationships! And they have such clean houses usually.
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philsov
04/24/17 9:47:26 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
The prep. You don't generally hear a lot about this, but you don't just shag when you're gay.


This. Good lord, spontaneous sex is amazing and I miss it.

Geno4LoveGeno4L posted...
there is no danger in having sex :0


lmao. Even with PReP on the scene, HIV/AIDS is most certainly a thing due to its high infection rate from anal sex and the prolificity of the average male. There's a lot of STDs that are curable, and thanks to modern medicine one can be infected yet live an asymptotic until they die of old age, but it's expensive as hell and between a "life sentence" of a kid or a "life sentence" of being HIV positive, I'll take a kid every time.

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That said, yeah, getting laid is a breeze and hookups are more likely to have lasting friend potential.
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Geno4LoveGeno4L
04/24/17 12:27:29 PM
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I find it sad that so many gays are self loathing :( You compare your bodies to other while you should think about the sex :D I still think the gay lifestyle has more benefits to it than the straight one ^_^
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FF_Redux
04/24/17 12:55:09 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
- The prep. You don't generally hear a lot about this, but you don't just shag when you're gay. There's a whole ritual to cleaning beforehand and a mandatory amount of foreplay that takes a good 20 minutes generally before you get into it.

- direct insecurity about your partner's body. When you're with a woman it's easy to feel like a confident man no matter if you're out of shape, short, not that large, etc. With a guy, everything is a fairly involuntary direct comparison.


Eh, for me I used to do the ritual cleaning, but learned I didn't have to prep so much, just don't eat things that make bowel movements weird, and make sure I'm empty, I'm quite still clean. And I don't need that long foreplay. This is with my current lover.

Insecurity I dunno.


Also people think the ultimate gay sex is about anal. It's not so for everyone. So you can still be spontaneous and get a lot from it without anal. Straight people don't understand this since the only real sex is penis in vagina.
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NeoBowser
04/24/17 1:07:01 PM
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pinky0926 posted...

- direct insecurity about your partner's body. When you're with a woman it's easy to feel like a confident man no matter if you're out of shape, short, not that large, etc. With a guy, everything is a fairly involuntary direct comparison.


This. I always feel horrible about myself. People will tell me I look great and just go on while I hate myself for being such a lazy and not going to the gym
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AugustAdoulin
04/24/17 1:07:58 PM
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NeoBowser posted...
pinky0926 posted...

- direct insecurity about your partner's body. When you're with a woman it's easy to feel like a confident man no matter if you're out of shape, short, not that large, etc. With a guy, everything is a fairly involuntary direct comparison.


This. I always feel horrible about myself. People will tell me I look great and just go on while I hate myself for being such a lazy and not going to the gym


Just find someone uglier than you are! that's what I'm trying to do.
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epik_fail1
04/24/17 4:11:37 PM
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NeoBowser posted...
pinky0926 posted...

- direct insecurity about your partner's body. When you're with a woman it's easy to feel like a confident man no matter if you're out of shape, short, not that large, etc. With a guy, everything is a fairly involuntary direct comparison.


This. I always feel horrible about myself. People will tell me I look great and just go on while I hate myself for being such a lazy and not going to the gym

I go to the gym, gays compliment my build and I still feel insecure as fuck.
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Geno4LoveGeno4L
04/24/17 4:16:56 PM
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Why do you guys think we don't have insecurities when it comes to our bodies :/ I have been told I am too short by way too many girls o_0 I would not have this problem with men :0
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infinitydev2020
04/24/17 4:21:41 PM
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I don't know about you, but I know quite a few girls who play more games than I do.
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Turbam
04/24/17 4:22:50 PM
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Is this topic a bunch of straight people acting like they know what the gay lifestyle is? :V
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Geno4LoveGeno4L
04/24/17 4:23:18 PM
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infinitydev2020 posted...
I don't know about you, but I know quite a few girls who play more games than I do.


Don't worry, I also envy institutionalized women privileges ^_^ There is some downside for being gay :/ so I won't say gays are privileged ;D
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Scotty_Rogers
04/24/17 4:24:20 PM
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Just find a tomboy and use condoms or just learn to pull out, TC
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FlashOfLight
04/24/17 4:25:12 PM
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Geno4LoveGeno4L posted...
Only women out of my league and I recently broke up with the fat woman I settled with because I kept having fantasies about other women D=


That's terrible. How did she take it?
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philsov
04/24/17 4:26:00 PM
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AugustAdoulin posted...
Just find someone uglier than you are! that's what I'm trying to do.


Yeah, but then they're uglier. :(

For me the insecurity is when we're out together. Men judge other men by the attractiveness of their (female) partner. Straight men do it all the time. Bagged yourself a hottie? Congrats bro!

In a same-sex/male relationship, we're both each other's arm candy. It's less that I feel less attractive than my fiancé, and more that there's social pressure for me to be attractive for his sake. I rarely compare myself to him directly.

There's a much lower need for straight males to be good eye candy, since they can also get by with status/money, but that might be my view from this side of fence.
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FF_Redux
04/24/17 4:26:55 PM
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Geno4LoveGeno4L posted...
Why do you guys think we don't have insecurities when it comes to our bodies :/ I have been told I am too short by way too many girls o_0 I would not have this problem with men :0


I'm fat and pale with not that big penis, I don't feel that insecure about my body. I wonder why that is. I think it's just the vain and beauty obsessed gays that are insecure, they annoy me. I'm not like that.
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glitteringfairy
04/24/17 4:31:18 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
Geno4LoveGeno4L posted...
Why do you guys think we don't have insecurities when it comes to our bodies :/ I have been told I am too short by way too many girls o_0 I would not have this problem with men :0


I'm fat and pale with not that big penis, I don't feel that insecure about my body. I wonder why that is. I think it's just the vain and beauty obsessed gays that are insecure, they annoy me. I'm not like that.


Probably because your porking old men. You're already 30 years younger than them
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TyYoshi
04/24/17 4:32:15 PM
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Yep, gay lifestyle is great
except that I'm in the south
And all the gays are usually either very confused bisexuals, weird as fuck ones, "fabulous" as fuck, or just outright gross.

And the only one I've met that was actually a "bro" has a religious bitch of a mother who controls his sexuality, or tries to. Meh.
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FF_Redux
04/24/17 4:33:20 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
FF_Redux posted...
Geno4LoveGeno4L posted...
Why do you guys think we don't have insecurities when it comes to our bodies :/ I have been told I am too short by way too many girls o_0 I would not have this problem with men :0


I'm fat and pale with not that big penis, I don't feel that insecure about my body. I wonder why that is. I think it's just the vain and beauty obsessed gays that are insecure, they annoy me. I'm not like that.


Probably because your porking old men.


Yeah and imagine how insecure that should make me when they are more fit than me. I don't care. I've also been with a guy who was younger than me and super fit, I wasn't insecure, I just didn't find him hot.
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Geno4LoveGeno4L
04/24/17 4:33:50 PM
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FlashOfLight posted...
Geno4LoveGeno4L posted...
Only women out of my league and I recently broke up with the fat woman I settled with because I kept having fantasies about other women D=


That's terrible. How did she take it?


She told me that she didn't care because she could find a taller and manlier man :/ She is mad to me and refuse to talk :( I told her she is still important to me because she made me lose my virginity(even though I had to think about another girl to keep my erection going) D=
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philsov
04/24/17 4:37:05 PM
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Geno4LoveGeno4L posted...
I told her she is still important to me because she made me lose my virginity


This is a horrible reason to continue to be with someone 0_0
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epik_fail1
04/24/17 4:44:49 PM
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TyYoshi posted...
Yep, gay lifestyle is great
except that I'm in the south
And all the gays are usually either very confused bisexuals, weird as fuck ones, "fabulous" as fuck, or just outright gross.

And the only one I've met that was actually a "bro" has a religious bitch of a mother who controls his sexuality, or tries to. Meh.


Tell me about it. My mother came to term with my sexuality in 2017, but she cried and said she failed as a mother when I told her that I am gay. I had one good date, the guy told me I was really his type and masculine enough and he stopped talking to me after I told because he wanted to build a solid relationship with accepting parents.

She don't give me shit anymore, but often ask questions like "if their is a girl you find cute, blablabla".
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Geno4LoveGeno4L
04/25/17 1:08:28 PM
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philsov posted...
Geno4LoveGeno4L posted...
I told her she is still important to me because she made me lose my virginity


This is a horrible reason to continue to be with someone 0_0


why? o_o
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Mernardi
04/25/17 1:10:45 PM
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I have a friend at work who's gay. His bf hates it when he plays games, so it's not like every dude will love playing games.
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Geno4LoveGeno4L
04/25/17 1:18:56 PM
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MainAcct225 posted...
But what about AIDS?


You can be checked before -_-
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Medz8606
04/25/17 1:19:50 PM
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Gay privilege
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DKFjalfe
04/25/17 1:24:38 PM
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Being a gay guy sucks
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Geno4LoveGeno4L
04/25/17 1:54:52 PM
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DKFjalfe posted...
Being a gay guy sucks


wow very funny -_- an homophobic joke :/ hahahaha x_X
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DKFjalfe
04/25/17 1:57:28 PM
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Geno4LoveGeno4L posted...
DKFjalfe posted...
Being a gay guy sucks


wow very funny -_- an homophobic joke :/ hahahaha x_X

I'm gay and I was being serious >_>
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04/25/17 1:59:39 PM
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epik_fail1
04/25/17 3:05:03 PM
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BallerXRosetta- posted...
They're more likely to get AIDS, though. :/


What is actually sad is that comment is true, many gays think they need no condoms because they can get pregnant. Gays tend to have poor sex education and I think we should really stop being prude about gays when it comes to sex education. Sadly, easily triggered conservative will consider it "gay propaganda".
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Sayoria
04/25/17 3:06:31 PM
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See, I feel the opposite. I have a social connection to women. I don't want sex. All I want is a relationship with commitment.

But I like guys, so that makes things suck.
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CanuckCowboy
04/25/17 3:07:04 PM
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Geno4LoveGeno4L posted...
ey cannot get pregnant either so there is no danger in having sex


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HylianFox
04/25/17 4:26:02 PM
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AugustAdoulin posted...
It isn't easier for me though. I'm traditional! I wanna go out to dinner, romantic walks, to see a movie. I don't wanna just fuck all the time. I'm the black sheep of the gay community.

I wanna fuck all the time AND do all those other things, with another guy.

Is that weird?
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Geno4LoveGeno4L
04/27/17 12:45:49 AM
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HylianFox posted...
AugustAdoulin posted...
It isn't easier for me though. I'm traditional! I wanna go out to dinner, romantic walks, to see a movie. I don't wanna just fuck all the time. I'm the black sheep of the gay community.

I wanna fuck all the time AND do all those other things, with another guy.

Is that weird?


No, it's reasonable ^_^
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prince_leo
04/27/17 12:51:45 AM
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epik_fail1 posted...
Tell me about it. My mother came to term with my sexuality in 2017, but she cried and said she failed as a mother when I told her that I am gay. I had one good date, the guy told me I was really his type and masculine enough and he stopped talking to me after I told because he wanted to build a solid relationship with accepting parents.

She don't give me shit anymore, but often ask questions like "if their is a girl you find cute, blablabla".

I have a friend whose parents hate that he's gay. he says he has similar issues all the time where the other guy just wants to keep things casual cause they don't want to get committed to someone with crazy parents
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