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KiwiTerraRizing 04/22/17 9:54:53 PM #1: |
Hmm?
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zado19 04/22/17 9:59:37 PM #2: |
no
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YourDrunkFather 04/22/17 10:00:14 PM #3: |
I think he was a 700 pound manatee
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ImNotAnIdiot 04/22/17 10:01:45 PM #4: |
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known2FAIL 04/22/17 10:04:38 PM #5: |
zado19 posted...
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evoL_nekorB 04/22/17 10:08:23 PM #6: |
No such person ever existed.
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Bloodychess 04/22/17 10:09:35 PM #7: |
Most dont
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Blighboy 04/22/17 10:12:11 PM #8: |
Do we even know if Jesus had that long hair and beard he's always depicted with?
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ClockworkHare 04/22/17 10:12:40 PM #9: |
Ridiculous!
"He" was clearly a transgender Martian otherkin who was raised by moon wolves on Jupiter. --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. http://ultraimg.com/images/2016/11/11/xWp0.gif http://ultraimg.com/images/2016/11/11/xWpz.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirkDiggles 04/22/17 10:13:27 PM #10: |
Jesus looked like a hippie in a dashiki.
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MixedMartialArt 04/22/17 10:13:35 PM #11: |
Blighboy posted...
Do we even know if Jesus had that long hair and beard he's always depicted with? IIRC one artist rendition had him looking like a lot of the people 'Murica routinely hates and bombs. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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itachi15243 04/22/17 10:19:18 PM #12: |
He would realistically look like an Israeli midget tbh
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fan357 04/22/17 10:21:01 PM #13: |
Jesus was a white American, loved guns and hated welfare.
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evoL_nekorB 04/22/17 10:21:35 PM #14: |
Jesus Christ looks like me...
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Wolf_J_Flywheel 04/22/17 10:24:06 PM #15: |
No, I've never heard any Christian or bible verse describe Jesus as tall or white. Your issue is with artist. Artists take liberties. No body gives a shit any other time.
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PoopMcgee420 04/22/17 10:29:59 PM #16: |
Idk ...how many genders were there back then
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evoL_nekorB 04/22/17 10:30:54 PM #17: |
Eh I guess no one got my music reference from my last post.
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Iron-Tarkus 04/22/17 10:34:23 PM #18: |
Wolf_J_Flywheel posted...
Artists take liberties And that usually means drawing him to look like the artists. Such as Chinese Jesus Or Kenyan Jesus --- So I stabbed him and took his humanity. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FlashOfLight 04/22/17 11:16:50 PM #19: |
As far as what his beard and hair might have looked like, it all depends on how people take the Shroud of Turin, if it is an actual piece or a forgery, and along with that the Mandylion.
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Hash-Brown 04/22/17 11:17:49 PM #20: |
Nah, I think he probably looked like Sayid from Lost.
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Gamer99z 04/22/17 11:18:55 PM #21: |
He was probably a 5'6" scrawny, hairy, middle eastern man.
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evoL_nekorB 04/22/17 11:21:37 PM #22: |
I guess no one on this board listens to Type O Negative, most young folks I get it. Makes sense.
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FlashOfLight 04/22/17 11:22:36 PM #23: |
This one's for Kelystic, what if he looked like this at one point in time? -
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FlashOfLight 04/22/17 11:23:20 PM #24: |
evoL_nekorB posted...
I guess no one on this board listens to Type O Negative. Jesus Christ looks like me, says the song. --- Leaving GameFAQs in 8 days, thank you for the memories <3 https://www.scribd.com/document/340746101/Arguments ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Burnt_Puke82 04/22/17 11:24:50 PM #25: |
evoL_nekorB posted...
Eh I guess no one got my music reference from my last post. I got the reference. Great song and album. Although the album October Rust is still my favorite from them. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trigg3rH4ppy 04/22/17 11:25:22 PM #26: |
evoL_nekorB posted...
No such person ever existed. Well at least we all know that you have no idea what you're talking about. I remember my teenage agnst too, don't worry most people grow out of it :) --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://i.imgur.com/zlaENmx.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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evoL_nekorB 04/22/17 11:26:35 PM #27: |
Burnt_Puke82 posted...
evoL_nekorB posted...Eh I guess no one got my music reference from my last post. Mmm October Rust is awesome, how do you feel about Bloody Kisses as far as rank wise? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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evoL_nekorB 04/22/17 11:27:05 PM #28: |
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
evoL_nekorB posted...No such person ever existed. Hey don't be mean lol. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Burnt_Puke82 04/22/17 11:31:05 PM #29: |
evoL_nekorB posted...
Burnt_Puke82 posted...evoL_nekorB posted...Eh I guess no one got my music reference from my last post. Not too far behind October Rust imo. I do like listening to them back to back sometimes. I love just sitting in a dark room and blasting some Type O Negative. Peter Steele's voice is soothing as fuck. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Damn_Underscore 04/22/17 11:32:50 PM #30: |
Jesus looked like a Roman back then
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evoL_nekorB 04/22/17 11:33:08 PM #31: |
Burnt_Puke82 posted...
evoL_nekorB posted...Burnt_Puke82 posted...evoL_nekorB posted...Eh I guess no one got my music reference from my last post. Mah man, you're cool. I'm about to listen to some Type O in memory of Steele. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dathrowed1 04/22/17 11:37:00 PM #32: |
Blighboy posted...
Do we even know if Jesus had that long hair and beard he's always depicted with? Long hair is because he is "Nazerene" but he likely didn't have it. The beard was apart of cultural norms of the Jewish people. --- sig ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Howl 04/22/17 11:46:24 PM #33: |
Nah he was a transgender female who was also lesbian and an otherkin.
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Trigg3rH4ppy 04/23/17 12:08:04 AM #34: |
Howl posted...
Nah he was a transgender female who was also lesbian and an otherkin. nah that was the prophet Mohammed. Pretty sure he was a gay genderqueer furry. --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://i.imgur.com/zlaENmx.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pres_madagascar 04/23/17 12:09:23 AM #35: |
Blighboy posted...
Do we even know if Jesus had that long hair and beard he's always depicted with? He didn't. The white image of Christ is based on Cesare Borgia --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FlashOfLight 04/23/17 12:16:35 AM #36: |
Dathrowed1 posted...
Blighboy posted...Do we even know if Jesus had that long hair and beard he's always depicted with? That's a confusion with Nazarite, which are two different things. Jesus wasn't a Nazarite, he was called a Nazarene because he later went on to live in Nazareth. --- Leaving GameFAQs in 8 days, thank you for the memories <3 https://www.scribd.com/document/340746101/Arguments ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ooooooohhhhh 04/23/17 12:28:43 AM #37: |
Jesus wouldn't give a fuck about anybody's creed, race, skin tone
He said the body counts for nothing in the grand scheme of things, essentially. More importantly is, the most important component to this life is what we can achieve through spirit. We still don't know much at all about the spiritual but that is what matters. We use the body; make use of it but in reality it's just a vehicle to experience this physical world and can be destroyed. To us, it's something amazing, the human body. But to an eternal being like Jesus, the body seemed to be an afterthought. His thoughts seemed to always be geared towards purpose, the correct behavior and morals, showing love, one big family and being loved by one creator, teaching all things great in general, the path to eternal life The body is like a leaf on a tree. Eventually it will fall and decompose ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FlashOfLight 04/23/17 12:33:52 AM #38: |
pres_madagascar posted...
He didn't. The white image of Christ is based on Cesare Borgia Supposedly, except that upon closer examination, pretty much a whole bunch of white guys tend to look the same when they have long hair and a beard. This famous painting is of painter Albrecht Durer, and he looks just as much as your typical cliche Jesus as any other guy, in fact he looks closer to the actor that played Jesus in the movie Jesus of Nazareth https://d32dm0rphc51dk.cloudfront.net/9NQX277XBdvBvKFJ8BoXGQ/larger.jpg Here's Albrecht Durer again, different portrait - http://totallyhistory.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/self-portrait2-by-durer-large.jpg Today, modern guys that are said to look like the cliche Jesus include Seth Rollins - http://stillrealtous.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/sethrollins-1.jpg Russel Brand - https://media.guim.co.uk/d641bebb5e79fce8aafec64979f02dd9b59abb62/0_0_2540_1523/1000.jpg Jared Leto - https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/56/e2/aa/56e2aab4aac5fca9835120ca1092b3bf.jpg And even Brad Pitt can pass off for a cliche Jesus - http://images.amcnetworks.com/blogs.amctv.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Legends-Of-The-Fall.jpg Yet all of these guys with short hair and without a beard would never be mistaken to look like each other. --- Leaving GameFAQs in 8 days, thank you for the memories <3 https://www.scribd.com/document/340746101/Arguments ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lorenzo_2003 04/23/17 12:36:14 AM #39: |
itachi15243 posted...
He would realistically look like an Israeli midget tbh Yeah, could be. I can see that. Unfortunately, no one will (probably) ever know for sure. --- ... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FlashOfLight 04/23/17 12:38:57 AM #40: |
Oh right, and not to forget Viggo Mortensen -
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pres_madagascar 04/23/17 12:39:51 AM #41: |
FlashOfLight posted...
pres_madagascar posted...He didn't. The white image of Christ is based on Cesare Borgia Interesting read --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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infinitydev2020 04/23/17 12:46:29 AM #42: |
Lorenzo_2003 posted...
itachi15243 posted...He would realistically look like an Israeli midget tbh Actually if anyone ever experiences the second coming of Christ, they probably could expect an Olive tanned midget greeting them, and not be disappointed. --- "I'm a handsome man with a charming personality" Gabe Newell ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wolf_J_Flywheel 04/23/17 10:17:46 AM #43: |
Iron-Tarkus posted...
Wolf_J_Flywheel posted...Artists take liberties Exactly. Most European artists who would have painted biblical illustrations for churches a thousand years ago would have no idea what a middle eastern person would look like. --- Those who act like sheep, will be eaten by wolves http://i.imgur.com/n1L1yBu.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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infinitydev2020 04/23/17 10:21:59 AM #44: |
Funny story, when I suggested to family that Jesus was a Israeli shorty to my family when we're talking about Jesus, my mother got mad at me. She started preaching to me about its what he did and didn't matter how he looked and nobody lived back then. Then I mentioned how the Bible implies it with the man in the tree story, and she stopped preaching will quick.
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fire810 04/23/17 10:24:04 AM #45: |
evoL_nekorB posted...
No such person ever existed. there was probably someone similar to him that was like a popular resistance fighter against the Romans but modern Christianity is essentially an amalgamation of pagan roman customs. I mean look at all the sun worship and symbolism in catholic churches. It never really existed in the first place as a true Abrahamic religion --- "This weapon, I am." - Paul Atreides ... Copied to Clipboard!
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fire810 04/23/17 10:25:04 AM #46: |
Wolf_J_Flywheel posted...
Exactly. Most European artists who would have painted biblical illustrations for churches a thousand years ago would have no idea what a middle eastern person would look like. surely you jest --- "This weapon, I am." - Paul Atreides ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGoldenState 04/23/17 10:25:18 AM #47: |
Wolf_J_Flywheel posted...
Exactly. Most European artists who would have painted biblical illustrations for churches a thousand years ago would have no idea what a middle eastern person would look like. this isnt true --- Frank Gore HOF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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fire810 04/23/17 10:27:18 AM #48: |
evoL_nekorB posted...
Burnt_Puke82 posted...evoL_nekorB posted...Burnt_Puke82 posted...evoL_nekorB posted...Eh I guess no one got my music reference from my last post. fucking hell, I just got back from the store listening to Summer Breeze in the car. --- "This weapon, I am." - Paul Atreides ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirkDiggles 04/23/17 10:27:29 AM #49: |
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MB2012 04/23/17 10:27:57 AM #50: |
I know that certain white supremacist groups hold the theory that Jesus' father was a white Roman soldier or smth, which is why they can hate Jewish & Arab people without sacrificing Christianity. Crazy stuff.
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