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iamintents
04/22/17 12:16:14 PM
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Theres always the following:

Short comment
Extensive review taking porn too seriously
Extensive argument refuting said review
Random, overly descriptive comment from some wannabe writer.
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N1NJAREB0RN
04/22/17 12:17:22 PM
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So what would be a non funny legit comment then?
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LordFarquad1312
04/22/17 12:18:04 PM
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"Name?"

99% of Porn comments, even if it's in the tittle or description.
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pinky0926
04/22/17 12:18:23 PM
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Porn subreddit comments are the most intense cringe you'll ever witness on the internet, I highly recommend it if fresh and spicy cringe is your thing.
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Nude
04/22/17 12:21:07 PM
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weapon_d00d816
04/22/17 12:24:22 PM
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It's always some dude with a generic statement like "ohh I'd love to grab those asscheeks".

Like what the hell compelled you to express that on a porn site? We all clicked on the video dude, that kinda goes without saying.
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TheoryzC
04/22/17 12:26:07 PM
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They're pretty much all intentionally funny comments these days
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PrinceDBF
04/22/17 12:26:17 PM
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ross53545 is a hero.
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Chicken
04/22/17 12:27:09 PM
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They also have a pic of their gross weenie.
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iamintents
04/22/17 12:28:17 PM
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N1NJAREB0RN posted...
So what would be a non funny legit comment then?

just the short comment

i swear some of these tools write these thinking the pornstar is going to read it and fall in love.
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Crazyman93
04/22/17 12:29:57 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
Like what the hell compelled you to express that on a porn site?

I'm more confused by the social media buttons porn sites have. I don't want people I see in real life to know what I fap to. Especially when said social media includes my mother and grandmother. >_>
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weapon_d00d816
04/22/17 12:31:29 PM
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Crazyman93 posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Like what the hell compelled you to express that on a porn site?

I'm more confused by the social media buttons porn sites have. I don't want people I see in real life to know what I fap to. Especially when said social media includes my mother and grandmother. >_>

And those sites have rules against porn.
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iamintents
04/22/17 12:32:03 PM
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M_Live posted...
God I wish that were me

thats like the most legit comment anyone could make on a porn vid
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Kitt
04/22/17 12:32:03 PM
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GoatHunter
04/22/17 12:32:23 PM
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Crazyman93 posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Like what the hell compelled you to express that on a porn site?

I'm more confused by the social media buttons porn sites have. I don't want people I see in real life to know what I fap to. Especially when said social media includes my mother and grandmother. >_>


This is an interesting though : how often do people watch adult stuff and NOT deed?
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iamintents
04/22/17 12:33:06 PM
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GoatHunter posted...
Crazyman93 posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Like what the hell compelled you to express that on a porn site?

I'm more confused by the social media buttons porn sites have. I don't want people I see in real life to know what I fap to. Especially when said social media includes my mother and grandmother. >_>


This is an interesting though : how often do people watch adult stuff and NOT deed?

addicts
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Ultima Dragon
04/22/17 12:33:15 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
"Name?"

99% of Porn comments, even if it's in the tittle or description.


Haha, this. It's even better when the video is very clearly just some amateur couple's sex tape.
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Stallion_Prime
04/22/17 12:33:15 PM
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Que ricas tetas
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JlM
04/22/17 12:33:43 PM
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"BonerSteve said : Oh that grl is so lucky id clean up every drop"
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GoatHunter
04/22/17 12:34:53 PM
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iamintents posted...
GoatHunter posted...
Crazyman93 posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Like what the hell compelled you to express that on a porn site?

I'm more confused by the social media buttons porn sites have. I don't want people I see in real life to know what I fap to. Especially when said social media includes my mother and grandmother. >_>


This is an interesting though : how often do people watch adult stuff and NOT deed?

addicts


What about regular joes? Do they watch it and deed more often than not deed?
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GoatHunter
04/22/17 12:36:00 PM
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Stallion_Prime posted...
Que ricas tetas


"Those are some wealthy teets". Huh?
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iamintents
04/22/17 12:36:10 PM
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GoatHunter posted...
What about regular joes? Do they watch it and deed more often than not deed?

i cant imagine a regular person watching porn unless its to deed.

ive never watched it just to watch it.
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DyingPancake
04/22/17 12:39:06 PM
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Crazyman93 posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Like what the hell compelled you to express that on a porn site?

I'm more confused by the social media buttons porn sites have. I don't want people I see in real life to know what I fap to. Especially when said social media includes my mother and grandmother. >_>


Dude I knew in high school posted this shit on his wall. He'd also sometimes post when he was gonna spank it. Such a weird and gross fucker. I eventually had to delete him
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CapnMuffin
04/22/17 1:12:28 PM
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Kitt posted...
Nude posted...
C4zcSnP

Lmfao

Now this is a gimmick I can get behind.
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ZombiePelican
04/22/17 1:21:21 PM
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Stallion_Prime
04/22/17 2:49:44 PM
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GoatHunter posted...
Stallion_Prime posted...
Que ricas tetas


"Those are some wealthy teets". Huh?

no
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iosifsvoboda
04/22/17 2:51:49 PM
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Post some ppl come on I've seen two
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chill02
04/22/17 3:01:11 PM
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FvPYxhY
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DarkMeteo
04/22/17 3:11:51 PM
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trappedunderice
04/22/17 3:17:57 PM
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Lol.
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CapnMuffin
04/22/17 3:24:10 PM
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Can't tell what's funnier. The comment or the fact this was a deal breaker.
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Microwaved_Eggs
04/22/17 3:24:26 PM
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DarkMeteo posted...
966LlI4

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AlabamaLove
04/22/17 3:26:36 PM
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f6VxU1L

most recent one i screencapped that got a chuckle out of me
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trappedunderice
04/22/17 3:32:04 PM
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Just came across porn edits looking for funny comments c6egpp2l
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Microwaved_Eggs
04/22/17 3:32:30 PM
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trappedunderice posted...
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bee zeven?
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Gamer99z
04/22/17 3:33:53 PM
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Microwaved_Eggs posted...
trappedunderice posted...
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bee zeven?

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itachi15243
04/22/17 3:34:24 PM
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Gamer99z posted...
Microwaved_Eggs posted...
trappedunderice posted...
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bee zeven?

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CapnMuffin
04/22/17 3:34:31 PM
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Looks ok to me. Just stoking a fire and smoking a pipe.
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itachi15243
04/22/17 3:38:00 PM
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CapnMuffin posted...
Looks ok to me. Just stoking a fire and smoking a pipe.


How do we know she's not smoking illegal activities out of that pipe.
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CapnMuffin
04/22/17 3:39:13 PM
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itachi15243 posted...
CapnMuffin posted...
Looks ok to me. Just stoking a fire and smoking a pipe.


How do we know she's not smoking illegal activities out of that pipe.

That's true. Damn... that's probably not even a cactus but a pile of hash.
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GoatHunter
04/22/17 3:49:24 PM
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Stallion_Prime posted...
GoatHunter posted...
Stallion_Prime posted...
Que ricas tetas


"Those are some wealthy teets". Huh?

no


I was trying to translate :/
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JlM
04/22/17 3:56:25 PM
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iamintents posted...
M_Live posted...
God I wish that were me

thats like the most legit comment anyone could make on a porn vid


But it's usually a dude talking about the girl.
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chill02
04/22/17 4:03:04 PM
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GoatHunter posted...
Stallion_Prime posted...
GoatHunter posted...
Stallion_Prime posted...
Que ricas tetas


"Those are some wealthy teets". Huh?

no


I was trying to translate :/


in this context, ricas = hot
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GoatHunter
04/22/17 4:07:31 PM
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chill02 posted...
GoatHunter posted...
Stallion_Prime posted...
GoatHunter posted...
Stallion_Prime posted...
Que ricas tetas


"Those are some wealthy teets". Huh?

no


I was trying to translate :/


in this context, ricas = hot


Oh! Thank you / gracias !
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Stallion_Prime
04/22/17 5:13:42 PM
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AlabamaLove posted...
f6VxU1L

most recent one i screencapped that got a chuckle out of me

Why not use the other "x" website?
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Gamer99z
04/22/17 5:16:34 PM
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Stallion_Prime posted...
AlabamaLove posted...
f6VxU1L

most recent one i screencapped that got a chuckle out of me

Why not use the other "x" website?

This fam, wtf are you doing on that one?
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Samaellives91
04/22/17 5:21:55 PM
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Nude posted...
C4zcSnP

Godammit, Preston!
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Brian-Dawkins
04/22/17 5:22:42 PM
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This thread has me dying.
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Gamer99z
04/22/17 5:36:16 PM
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D32nwYz
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