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gna647
04/21/17 2:26:26 AM
#1:


We've been friends for about a year now and we've gotten close


But lately he's been asking questions like if I ever thought about intimate things with guys or ever wanted to experiment. And he's invite me over late at night to drink or smoke.


Or make jokes about hooking up with me


And Im trying to make it clear to him that I'm hetero af. But now it's starting to feel uncomfortable
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Akagami_Shanks
04/21/17 2:27:14 AM
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do him once and get it over with
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Awakened_Link
04/21/17 2:29:20 AM
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A mouth is a mouth.
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the_cajun88
04/21/17 2:31:27 AM
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Dark_SilverX
04/21/17 2:34:25 AM
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No lube
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Parappa09
04/21/17 3:26:26 AM
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the_cajun88 posted...
Just fuck him dude, shit.

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Keith_Valentine
04/21/17 3:27:28 AM
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Just don't tell anyone. Or.. tell Everyone!
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myzz7
04/21/17 3:29:33 AM
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letting yourself get fucked as a guy, when you know your hetero, is the most debasing thing that can happen. its shameful as fuck. super effeminate.
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KeyBlade999
04/21/17 3:31:38 AM
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Did you consider telling him straight up that you're not into guys?
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_Deuce_
04/21/17 3:33:51 AM
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In the same boat with a co worker and I absolutely hate when he gets drunk because he sends me all these awkward texts about my dick or him wanting to blow me.
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FroMan
04/21/17 3:35:59 AM
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the_cajun88 posted...
Just fuck him dude, shit.

Akagami_Shanks posted...
do him once and get it over with

Awakened_Link posted...
A mouth is a mouth.

Keith_Valentine posted...
Just don't tell anyone.

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NonDairyMiltank
04/21/17 3:45:18 AM
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gna647 posted...
And Im trying to make it clear to him that I'm hetero af.

having a gf helps
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bknight
04/21/17 3:47:31 AM
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He's gay so he probably hangs out with hot girls, have him set up a threesome and go for it.
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FroMan
04/21/17 3:48:44 AM
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You can probably get a few good bj's out of him before he starts getting mad that you aren't reciprocating.
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emblem boy
04/21/17 3:55:41 AM
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Maybe what you've been looking for all this time, is a nice masculine dick
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Krystalcyanide
04/21/17 3:59:25 AM
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Is your gay friend a virgin? I'd top him if he is, if he wants to bang you afterwards I wouldn't go for it unless you really wanna try being bottom that's your choice. A male that has never been penetrated before is worth doing at least once. Just go slow and use lots of lubrication, it helps to ask him how he wants it and how he wants you to guide your power into him.

If all of that sounds disgusting and you feel truly uncomfortable with him you really should be upfront about it to him. Don't be like "fuck off you stupid not so straight person offensive words etc" just be real to him. Talk it out as friends and see what happens, if he doesn't oblige to that then he's going to keep flirting with you.
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WindMouseHanpan
04/21/17 12:21:46 PM
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Just straight up tell him you ain't into that.

If he still keeps at it, you can resort to this! https://i.giphy.com/Qp9Vah7NSV8xG.gif
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Microwaved_Eggs
04/21/17 12:25:27 PM
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no lube
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Zikten
04/21/17 12:27:10 PM
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in highschool I Had a gay friend and once he actually offered oral to me. I said no. we never spoke of it again
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Offworlder1
04/21/17 12:32:35 PM
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Make it 100% clear to him you only want a woman sexually, that the only thing you desire to be balls deep in is a woman's kitty, or ass.

That you are not gay or bicurious in any shape ir form, and that his advances and hint dropping are not wanted.

If he does not stop then ditch him as a friend cause he likwly will not stop trying to get with you.
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SexMaster5000
04/21/17 12:33:44 PM
#21:


i wish i had a gay friend who wanted to fuck me
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Funkydog
04/21/17 12:33:59 PM
#22:


Turn this into a proper story, like street racecar girl. Too lacking in details as is.
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gna647
04/21/17 4:46:41 PM
#23:


bknight posted...
He's gay so he probably hangs out with hot girls, have him set up a threesome and go for it.



hes tried hooking me up with some of his friends
except most of the girls hes friends with have a crush on him

only made out with one of those girls.
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Returning_CEmen
04/21/17 4:50:23 PM
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If you two do have sex would he want to be the top or bottom?
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AvlButtslam
04/21/17 4:57:17 PM
#25:


I have this same problem

My roommate never wants to have sex with me no matter how many hints I drop
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HylianFox
04/21/17 5:08:27 PM
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FroMan posted...
You can probably get a few good bj's out of him before he starts getting mad that you aren't reciprocating.

This. A free bj is a free bj, I say take it!
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Vegy
04/21/17 5:09:59 PM
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Capn Circus
04/21/17 5:14:09 PM
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Think of how much you'll make his day. Just don't think about it too much and focus on being selfless
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EternalMelodies
04/21/17 5:16:23 PM
#29:


At least let him suck your dick.
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EternalMelodies
04/21/17 5:20:51 PM
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Vegy posted...
I hear da D feels nice, try it bruh
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garan
04/21/17 5:24:16 PM
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Ditch this creepy stalker.
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PiOverlord
04/21/17 5:25:15 PM
#32:


Funny how when a hetero tries to have sex with a gay/lesbian person, they are treated as a terrible person, but no one cares when it is the other way around
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EternalMelodies
04/21/17 5:26:06 PM
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PiOverlord posted...
Funny how when a hetero tries to have sex with a gay/lesbian person, they are treated as a terrible person, but no one cares when it is the other way around

Because gay guys are awesome ;)
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GODTIER
04/21/17 5:26:56 PM
#34:


FroMan posted...
the_cajun88 posted...
Just fuck him dude, shit.

Akagami_Shanks posted...
do him once and get it over with

Awakened_Link posted...
A mouth is a mouth.

Keith_Valentine posted...
Just don't tell anyone.
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Uncle_Drew
04/21/17 5:31:25 PM
#35:


Just tell him straight up that your not into dudes, if he don't stop then just drop him as a friend, that would be annoying af
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CreekCo
04/21/17 5:50:34 PM
#36:


Leave lying and denialville and submit TC.
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