Poll of the Day > Ay yo boy is going on a date tonight

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TacoWhales
04/20/17 7:50:58 PM
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What are the tips and tricks I should do, PotD?

Should I open by showing them this forum?
I trust your collective and eternal wisdom :D
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ss4parrothair
04/20/17 7:55:06 PM
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TacoWhales posted...
What are the tips and tricks I should do, PotD?

Should I open by showing them this forum?
I trust your collective and eternal wisdom :D

Take out your weewee
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DXMG
04/20/17 7:55:11 PM
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Stay home
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darkknight109
04/20/17 7:56:05 PM
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I don't have a boy.
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MarioPaint
04/20/17 7:57:13 PM
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listen to corn and everything will be alright


good luck :v
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x852
04/20/17 7:59:18 PM
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Ask her about her interests and hobbies. What does this person like to do in their spare time? People love to talk about themselves. It's a good way to break the ice. After that is done, ask for social security number, banking information, and birth certificate... for identity protection obviously.
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TacoWhales
04/20/17 8:04:55 PM
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ss4parrothair posted...
Take out your weewee


does it stay continuously out through the date?

MarioPaint posted...
good luck :v


Thanks corn! I'm actually a little nervous so I made this post to help keep the pressure away lool

x852 posted...
After that is done, ask for social security number, banking information, and birth certificate... for identity protection obviously.


Damn I thought this was a good opener to use
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IAmNowGone
04/20/17 8:17:27 PM
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Girl or guy
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TheCyborgNinja
04/20/17 8:18:21 PM
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Be smoov.
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TacoWhales
04/20/17 8:18:56 PM
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IAmNowGone posted...
Girl or guy


Guy, I am very gay lol

TheCyborgNinja posted...
Be smoov.


I'll try, I'm putting on my smoov clothes
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GanonsSpirit
04/20/17 8:26:35 PM
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No one cares, get lost dweeb.
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IAmNowGone
04/20/17 8:27:06 PM
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TacoWhales posted...
IAmNowGone posted...
Girl or guy


Guy, I am very gay lol

TheCyborgNinja posted...
Be smoov.


I'll try, I'm putting on my smoov clothes


Where the hell was I when you came out taco?! Ugh
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IAmNowGone
04/20/17 8:28:11 PM
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Also ride his dick into the sunset
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TheSlinja
04/20/17 8:31:57 PM
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halfway through leave to "use the restroom" and oil the FUCK up
yoi will come back and ya boi will b like dam son my ninja greasy like sunday mornin
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CountessRolab
04/20/17 8:50:41 PM
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Nade Duck
04/20/17 8:51:35 PM
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show him my butthole.
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Ogurisama
04/20/17 9:30:36 PM
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IAmNowGone
04/22/17 9:57:35 PM
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Taco i need deetz
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Kana
04/22/17 10:06:12 PM
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IAmNowGone posted...
Taco i need deetz

Post something constructive then.
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CountessRolab
04/22/17 10:06:46 PM
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How did it go? Did you pee on him?
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IAmNowGone
04/22/17 10:09:22 PM
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Kana posted...
IAmNowGone posted...
Taco i need deetz

Post something constructive then.


go away
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PK_Spam
04/22/17 10:09:45 PM
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Did you go to the gym for that post workout pump before the date?

Also, was this a "come to my apartment. We'll drink some beer, smoke some ish, and get to know each other" deal? Or a proper lunch date thing? Or was it just a hookup?
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PK_Spam
04/22/17 10:17:32 PM
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@TacoWhales
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Sarcasthma
04/22/17 10:22:46 PM
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WHALE ON HER TACO

like duh

Oh wait, it's a guy. Well then whale on his taco.
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wwinterj25
04/22/17 10:37:30 PM
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ss4parrothair posted...
Take out your weewee


Nade Duck posted...
show him my butthole.


IAmNowGone posted...
Also ride his dick into the sunset


That's everything covered.
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TacoWhales
04/22/17 11:17:18 PM
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O I FORGOT ABOUT THIS TOPIC LOL

IAmNowGone posted...
Taco i need deetz


It went well!! He was from Texas and we had a good time but other than the date it wasn't really long term stuff. We wandered, held hands, kissed. Yadda Yadda. Good time!

CountessRolab posted...
Did you pee on him?


I wasn't ready for that kind of commitment. PEEING IS SACRED

PK_Spam posted...
Did you go to the gym for that post workout pump before the date?

Also, was this a "come to my apartment. We'll drink some beer, smoke some ish, and get to know each other" deal? Or a proper lunch date thing? Or was it just a hookup?


I actually did go to the gym beforehand! Though it was all cardio (All I know how to do)
I live in the dorms so It's a little weird/hard to do the drink beer, smoke, hang out kind of date
I never do hookups just because idk it's not for me. I feel weird doing them.
More proper dinner date kind of thing!
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TacoWhales
04/22/17 11:18:35 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Well then whale on his taco.


;) YA KNOW IT.

wwinterj25 posted...
That's everything covered.


PotD had the most wise and beautiful advice
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PK_Spam
04/22/17 11:27:15 PM
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TacoWhales posted...
I actually did go to the gym beforehand! Though it was all cardio (All I know how to do)

What's there to know?!

All you're doing is pushing/pulling enough weight that you're struggling to move in an effort to get stronger.
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TacoWhales
04/22/17 11:35:32 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
TacoWhales posted...
I actually did go to the gym beforehand! Though it was all cardio (All I know how to do)

What's there to know?!

All you're doing is pushing/pulling enough weight that you're struggling to move in an effort to get stronger.


THE CORRECT POSTURE, THE CORRECT WEIGHT TO START AT, HOW LONG TO DO IT, SO MUCH >:| I DON'T WANT TO MESS UP
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CountessRolab
04/22/17 11:51:41 PM
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you kissed on the first date? thats weird
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TacoWhales
04/22/17 11:58:11 PM
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CountessRolab posted...
you kissed on the first date? thats weird


Meh, he leaned in first and I mean it's not like we were gonna be able to go on more dates, He lives in Texas lool
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CountessRolab
04/23/17 12:02:53 AM
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TacoWhales posted...
CountessRolab posted...
you kissed on the first date? thats weird


he leaned in first


Should have pepper sprayed him.
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PK_Spam
04/23/17 6:51:14 AM
#33:


TacoWhales posted...
PK_Spam posted...
TacoWhales posted...
I actually did go to the gym beforehand! Though it was all cardio (All I know how to do)

What's there to know?!

All you're doing is pushing/pulling enough weight that you're struggling to move in an effort to get stronger.


THE CORRECT POSTURE, THE CORRECT WEIGHT TO START AT, HOW LONG TO DO IT, SO MUCH >:| I DON'T WANT TO MESS UP

@Clench281
@Cacciato
@Jen0125
@green_dragon

You have lots of people here to give you lifting advice.
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Jen0125
04/23/17 11:44:41 AM
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And Google
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TacoWhales
04/23/17 2:49:04 PM
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CountessRolab posted...
Should have pepper sprayed him.


Should've posted it in the topic earlier, before the date!! >:|

PK_Spam posted...
@Clench281
@Cacciato
@Jen0125
@green_dragon

You have lots of people here to give you lifting advice.

Jen0125 posted...
And Google


I wish you guys were all here though to give me advice in person :( I'm honestly scared that I'll be doing what you guys say and just fuck it up, then all my work outs will be for nothing
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PK_Spam
04/23/17 2:52:15 PM
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It's really hard to fuck up the basic lifts.

Start with those and watch videos on YouTube and exrx for the harder stuff. It's not difficult in the least, and muscle is ALWAYS attractive.
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PK_Spam
04/23/17 2:53:19 PM
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And I don't get what's wrong with kissing on the first date. I'd assume I did something wrong if I didn't at least get a kiss by the end.
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GanonsSpirit
04/23/17 3:47:50 PM
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Here's some good lifting advice: https://youtu.be/BDXzaxi-pxI?t=29s
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