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DevsBro 04/17/17 4:02:46 PM #1:	A protoplasmic tachyon capacitator device is leaking and will explode in a mere twenty seconds. The only hope for Earth is for you to wrap the semisolid substance (it has roughly the viscosity of refried beans) in a flour tortilla that looks like it should be big enough maybe. If the tortilla tears or any openings are left, we are all doomed. How screwed is Earth? --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:877376141] in You have o... [t:75248806]...</cite> <quote>A protoplasmic tachyon capacitator device is leaking and will explode in a mere twenty seconds. The only hope for Earth is for you to wrap the semisolid substance (it has roughly the viscosity of refried beans) in a flour tortilla that looks like it should be big enough maybe. If the tortilla tears or any openings are left, we are all doomed. How screwed is Earth?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 04/17/17 4:06:15 PM #2:	I can wrap a closed burrito. Depends on the "big enough maybe" factor. --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". <cite>Laserion posted [p:877376318] in You have o... [t:75248806]...</cite> <quote>I can wrap a closed burrito. Depends on the "big enough maybe" factor.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OrtegaTron 04/17/17 4:07:55 PM #3:	Would it be insta-death/painless? If so, I might just say "fuck it" for the betterment of existence and smoke a cig instead. --- The red flag is false hope <cite>OrtegaTron posted [p:877376394] in You have o... [t:75248806]...</cite> <quote>Would it be insta-death/painless? If so, I might just say "fuck it" for the betterment of existence and smoke a cig instead.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 04/17/17 4:22:01 PM #4:	Sure. --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:877377228] in You have o... [t:75248806]...</cite> <quote>Sure.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Danger_Close 04/17/17 5:13:27 PM #5:	Will it taste good? --- A Lodestar's a Lodestar, but the Care Package could be anything! It could even be a Lodestar! You know how much we've wanted one of those! <cite>Danger_Close posted [p:877380496] in You have o... [t:75248806]...</cite> <quote>Will it taste good?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 04/17/17 6:25:18 PM #6:	It will taste like death. --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:877384773] in You have o... [t:75248806]...</cite> <quote>It will taste like death.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Monkhood 04/17/17 6:25:46 PM #7:	DevsBro posted... A protoplasmic tachyon capacitator device mate --- I won't have to live in this false, sinful, lying, dying body. <cite>Monkhood posted [p:877384805] in You have o... [t:75248806]...</cite> <quote><cite>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote>A protoplasmic tachyon capacitator device</quote> mate</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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