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Scotty_Rogers 04/17/17 12:17:59 PM #1: |
A hot attractive EURASIAN woman. 5'4" in height, B cup breasts and a rather large set of buttocks. She's been starting conversations with you and asking you to spot her on the equipment fairly often. Today, she's in booty shorts and a sports bra.
"I'm gonna hit the showers!" she said before heading to the female shower. You then continue your workout. As you leave the gym, she approaches you, now in street clothes and says, "Can you wash my gym clothes". She then tosses you her sports bra and booty shorts what do you do A) "lol no" throw that shit back to her B) "K" go home and wash her clothes C) Go home and use her clothes for "research purposes" D) Smirk, and head home to formulate your plan to put her in your harem --- Sad! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Scotty_Rogers 04/17/17 1:21:44 PM #2: |
guys
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Scotty_Rogers 04/18/17 6:19:54 AM #3: |
i worked hard on dis
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Jayjar100 04/18/17 6:20:54 AM #4: |
A
--- "Stop shipping real people!" They cry. "No." I respond, packing one more person into a box and sealing it shut. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GODTIER 04/18/17 6:21:04 AM #5: |
E) Drink protein
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SomeLikeItHoth 04/18/17 6:21:17 AM #6: |
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Key 04/18/17 6:26:29 AM #7: |
Scotty_Rogers posted...
A) "lol no" throw that shit back to her --- <:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;}]\\\\\\O=('-'Q) (>'-')> <('-'<) ^( '-' )^ v( '-' )v <('-'<) ^(_ _)^ (>'-')> ^(^-^) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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awesome999 04/18/17 6:29:10 AM #8: |
Key posted...
Scotty_Rogers posted...A) "lol no" throw that shit back to her --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk ... Copied to Clipboard!
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StarReaper13 04/18/17 6:33:56 AM #9: |
awesome999 posted...
Key posted...Scotty_Rogers posted...A) "lol no" throw that shit back to her --- Ignore when people say that the title length is not important, that a title should just convey what the game is about. They're just jealous theirs isn't as long ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cjsdowg 04/18/17 6:37:12 AM #10: |
StarReaper13 posted...
awesome999 posted...Key posted...Scotty_Rogers posted...A) "lol no" throw that shit back to her --- Bender: Well, everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Scotty_Rogers 04/18/17 7:02:17 AM #11: |
A wins.
"lol no" you say, as you throw her gym clothes back to her. She doesn't react fast enough to catch them, and looks at you stunned before picking them up. Embarrassed, she laughs it off and walks away. It's a Friday, and come Monday, you're back at the gym. So is she. She then approaches you and apologizes for her thirsty ass, blatant flirting. You tell her it's coo, and go back to your workout. Suddenly, a man approaches her in the gym. He's Asian, 5'5" in height and covered in tattoos. "T-Takeshi?!" she utters, shocked. He mumbles something in some Asian language, and grabs her by the arm. "Bitch! You ignorin' my phone calls?!" he yells. "L-leave me alone!" she screams. 'Haha!" Takeshi laughs. "You think you can cut me off from your life? Get in the car if you know what's best for you!" "Help me!" she screams to you. Takeshi looks towards you. "Wait a second ... you ... I know you!" Takeshi says in awe. You do not know what the fuck Takeshi is talking about. "Well, well, I didn't think I'd come across you here..." Takeshi says, smirking. He assumes a fighting position. What do you do A) Walk away. B) Assume fighting position and prepare to duke it out with Takeshi. C) Beg for forgiveness D) Roast Takeshi. --- Sad! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jayjar100 04/18/17 7:04:02 AM #12: |
D then A
--- "Stop shipping real people!" They cry. "No." I respond, packing one more person into a box and sealing it shut. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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awesome999 04/18/17 7:04:30 AM #13: |
Scotty_Rogers posted...
D) Roast Takeshi. --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk ... Copied to Clipboard!
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fire_bolt 04/18/17 7:18:08 AM #14: |
D then A
--- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix ... Copied to Clipboard!
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cjsdowg 04/18/17 7:21:06 AM #15: |
A) Walk away.
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Scotty_Rogers 04/18/17 7:50:39 AM #16: |
D and A wins
As Takeshi is in fighting position, you raise an eyebrow and stare at him for a few seconds. After a moment, you open your mouth. "Boy, get your Jet Li looking head ass outta here!" you say. "Tofu eating motherfucker, like shit!" Takeshi is clearly shocked. His face turns red. "What, you bouta turn Super Saiyan or some shit?" you smirk. "Fuck outta here" You then proceed to walk away. Takeshi looks on at you, speechless. Disgraced, Takeshi leaves the gym. The Eurasian woman walks up towards you. "Thank you for standing up to my abusive boyfriend" she says. "Um, I know I was direct last time, but can I have your number?" A) "Sure shawty" give her your number. B) "Bitch get your low self esteem ass outta here" and walk away C) "Let's just fuck" D) "Give me Takeshi's instead so I can roast him on the phone" --- Sad! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hey 04/18/17 8:01:37 AM #17: |
D
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Jayjar100 04/18/17 8:02:25 AM #18: |
B
--- "Stop shipping real people!" They cry. "No." I respond, packing one more person into a box and sealing it shut. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rkman427 04/18/17 8:05:32 AM #19: |
D
--- Fox in socks, our game is done, sir. Thank you for a lot of fun, sir. http://i.imgur.com/FvJoY.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Terra-enforcer 04/18/17 8:09:32 AM #20: |
Wait, so is this a meme? I saw this same topic on the DB board with Videl replacing the hot Eurasian.
Also D btw --- Nintendo Switch Friend Code: SW-3032-7898-9500 http://psnprofiles.com/Terraforce777 http://miiverse.nintendo.net/users/Rayquaza487 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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awesome999 04/18/17 8:17:31 AM #21: |
c
--- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 04/18/17 8:25:15 AM #22: |
DC
--- http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1060-homework-helpers - come drop by! Kendrick aka Compton's human sacrifice ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Scotty_Rogers 04/18/17 9:06:37 AM #23: |
D wins.
The Eurasian laughs as she gives you Takeshi's phone number. You then head home. As you drive off in your car, the Eurasian watches you, sadly knowing she'll probably never be with you. Such is life. The silver lining for her is that Takeshi never bothered her again. On your way home, you stop by Wendy's to order some food. Then, you make it home and a few hours later, tune in for some Monday night basketball. The end. With the Eurasian woman over you, there's no reason to go any further. --- Sad! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jayjar100 04/18/17 9:11:07 AM #24: |
What would've happened if B won
--- "Stop shipping real people!" They cry. "No." I respond, packing one more person into a box and sealing it shut. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Insanititious 04/18/17 9:16:21 AM #25: |
Scotty_Rogers posted...
D wins. gj CE --- http://i.imgur.com/sET2pcI.jpg "Or it's a key all the time, and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Scotty_Rogers 04/18/17 9:19:35 AM #26: |
Jayjar100 posted...
What would've happened if B won The same thing, except with the Eurasian girl more depressed. --- Sad! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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awesome999 04/18/17 9:26:12 AM #27: |
awesome999 posted...
c --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Scotty_Rogers 04/18/17 9:27:13 AM #28: |
C would just end with y'all banging and becoming FWBs, lol
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Key 04/18/17 3:40:57 PM #29: |
What about a.
Also that roast was glorious --- <:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;}]\\\\\\O=('-'Q) (>'-')> <('-'<) ^( '-' )^ v( '-' )v <('-'<) ^(_ _)^ (>'-')> ^(^-^) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Scotty_Rogers 04/18/17 3:48:07 PM #30: |
A would have just resulted in y'all becoming a couple.
Thanks lol, I was originally make the roast longer but I figured it'd be best to make it quick so the protag would be more laidback --- Sad! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Key 04/18/17 3:52:14 PM #31: |
CE should've picked a smh
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