Current Events > I think it's funny the way men are insecure about liking things.

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pinky0926
04/16/17 9:32:30 PM
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See a car you like the look of? Make sure you can quote all the necessary off-road stats like clearance height and tire width for all that 4x4 driving you're never going to do.

See a pair of boots you think are pretty? Make sure they're heritage all American full grain leather handcrafted by a master tradesman and constructed for heavy duty wear in harsh conditions, because that's totally why you bought them.

Need fashion advice in general? Refer to a website with a name like "The Craftful Gent" that's choc-full of seduction techniques and "how-to-cook-steak" articles and uses adjectives like "timeless" and "curated" a lot, so that no one thinks you're gay.

Building a gaming PC? Justify the entire project as a cost saving and performance maximising exercise, and totally not because you just wanted to build something like a lego project and play cool video games.

Like cooking? Make sure you talk about bacon and beer a lot, just so that when you say the word "quinoa" it doesn't seem weird.

Complimenting a male friend on his appearance? But like, no homo bro.
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