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EffectAndCause
04/15/17 6:49:14 AM
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It's actually kinda awkward trying to maneuver around and you would think that the water would serve as a natural lubricant but it's actually the opposite.

The upsides are that there's no clean up afterward and since we're both showering, we're both squeaky clean so any and all oral is spectacular.
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TheBiggerWiggle
04/15/17 6:50:50 AM
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Shower sex really is overrated. Only one person is usually in the water and the other just gets kinda wet but mostly cold lol
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Back_Stabbath
04/15/17 6:51:05 AM
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pretty common knowledge tho
congrats on the sex though buddy
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FF_Redux
04/15/17 6:51:09 AM
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I once gave head while on my knees and the water spraying on my face and eyes. Kinda exciting tbh
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I4NRulez
04/15/17 6:51:37 AM
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it depends on the shower.

In my shower in my apt its too small and cramped and its sucks.

When i had it in a hotel and the shower was huge it was great
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EffectAndCause
04/15/17 6:53:35 AM
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Doggystyle is the only position that really works, and it's kinda strange to ONLY do that position. I can't really pin her up against any of the walls since there's either no room to stand or there are shelves and shit that'll hurt her back.
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prettyprincess
04/15/17 6:57:21 AM
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almost passed out from this a couple times
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DeathVelvien
04/15/17 6:58:13 AM
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My shower has convenient seats that would probably be at least good for oral.

Too bad I'm foreveralone
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EffectAndCause
04/15/17 7:02:42 AM
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prettyprincess posted...
almost passed out from this a couple times


Holy shit, this is another thing. Don't keep the water too hot. The steam + the heavy breathing, I started getting light headed as fuck.
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fuzzylittlbunny
04/15/17 7:03:17 AM
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I didn't mind it. Except she liked the water colder than I prefer. Not like it was shivering cold kind of cold, but just out of my comfort zone kind of cold. Still gud :3
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Mernardi
04/15/17 7:03:44 AM
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@completeboy
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toptopmax
04/15/17 7:04:31 AM
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Its absolutely terrible for gay sex.
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completeboy
04/15/17 7:04:33 AM
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Mernardi posted...
@completeboy

not interested in another sexual discussion
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EffectAndCause
04/15/17 7:06:32 AM
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One thing is that it makes your

WARNING: GROSS

...stuff...curdle. Like it doesn't stay in it's usual liquid form, it like shrivels up and dries out and becomes a paste.
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I4NRulez
04/15/17 7:08:45 AM
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EffectAndCause posted...
One thing is that it makes your

WARNING: GROSS

...stuff...curdle. Like it doesn't stay in it's usual liquid form, it like shrivels up and dries out and becomes a paste.


what lol.

This has never happened to me
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EffectAndCause
04/15/17 7:10:33 AM
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I4NRulez posted...
EffectAndCause posted...
One thing is that it makes your

WARNING: GROSS

...stuff...curdle. Like it doesn't stay in it's usual liquid form, it like shrivels up and dries out and becomes a paste.


what lol.

This has never happened to me


I finished on her face and her being wet from the shower made it sticky as fuck LOL, it was like trying to clean off glue.
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I4NRulez
04/15/17 7:12:05 AM
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EffectAndCause posted...
I4NRulez posted...
EffectAndCause posted...
One thing is that it makes your

WARNING: GROSS

...stuff...curdle. Like it doesn't stay in it's usual liquid form, it like shrivels up and dries out and becomes a paste.


what lol.

This has never happened to me


I finished on her face and it was sticky as fuck LOL, it was like trying to clean off glue.


lol i've done the same but she just got up and got in the water and washed off

It didnt instantly harden on her lol
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TheBiggerWiggle
04/15/17 7:15:52 AM
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Bro if your man juice turns to paste the instant it hits water you might want to go to the doctor.
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EffectAndCause
04/15/17 7:19:36 AM
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TheBiggerWiggle posted...
Bro if your man juice turns to paste the instant it hits water you might want to go to the doctor.


Hahahaha, that's like a whole other topic.

"How do I present this to my doctor?"
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FlashOfLight
04/17/17 2:35:13 AM
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It sucks cause the natural scent of the skin isn't present, and it's like you're licking water while kissing, and you can't appreciate the heat from the body either in the same way, it's good while she actually has something on because that way it's smoother and that's fun to play with, but raw and naked and it loses its effect. It feels cheap actually.
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DrizztLink
04/17/17 2:39:20 AM
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EffectAndCause posted...
TheBiggerWiggle posted...
Bro if your man juice turns to paste the instant it hits water you might want to go to the doctor.


Hahahaha, that's like a whole other topic.

"How do I present this to my doctor?"

Well, first you walk into the doctor's office with a magazine and a spray bottle...
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TheoryzC
04/17/17 2:40:48 AM
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jizz and hot water dont mix well
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