Current Events > Advertisements everywhere for Cinco de Moe's

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Billboards, web ads, cannot escape from Cinco de Moe's, drowning in Cinco de Moe's... man this must be a great deal they're promoting or something.

*googles it*

They're literally giving away T-shirts. Literally T-shirts.

Dammit Moe's if you're gonna bombard us with this crap at least make it worthwhile.
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I worked like 4 doors down from a Moe's in a strip mall. Those shirts were gone within a couple minutes of them opening.

Just once I'd like to be sitting in a Moe's and hear GWAR come over the speaker system
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Didn't cheeto cancel it indirectly with his deportation squads and para-official alt right shock groups?

edit: oh wait, I read it as 5 de mayo, my bad
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