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Blo
04/13/17 8:55:29 AM
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foreveraIone
04/13/17 8:55:51 AM
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special snowflake syndrome
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eston
04/13/17 8:56:51 AM
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DelianSK
04/13/17 8:57:56 AM
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Dunno, but MILF in training.
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SSJGrimReaper
04/13/17 8:59:18 AM
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Looks like JRPG protagonist names
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Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 8:59:54 AM
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Lak pronounced like yak.

Lakynn

Is that right?
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DevsChum
04/13/17 9:00:27 AM
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Mine isn't much better. It's a variation on a French family name and the variation serves to make it one letter off from a common name. Thanks, mom and dad. And no, random person, I'm not lying; that's really my name. No, random person, I would know.
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DelianSK
04/13/17 9:02:52 AM
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Darthfluffy2 posted...
Lak pronounced like yak.

Lakynn

Is that right?


My guess is Lake-un.
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Antifar
04/13/17 9:05:07 AM
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Lake-inn
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Mernardi
04/13/17 9:07:11 AM
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Airwrecka
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F1rstBlood
04/13/17 9:07:13 AM
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DevsChum posted...
Mine isn't much better. It's a variation on a French family name and the variation serves to make it one letter off from a common name. Thanks, mom and dad. And no, random person, I'm not lying; that's really my name. No, random person, I would know.

What's your name?
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DevsChum
04/13/17 9:08:54 AM
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04/13/17 9:10:54 AM
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Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 9:11:46 AM
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DevsChum posted...
What's your name?

Kuzcoooooooooooooo

Do you have to count the O's every time you write your name
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NeoBowser
04/13/17 9:13:12 AM
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I like Nayvie, just not the spelling. Navy or Navi would have been better.
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DevsChum
04/13/17 9:14:17 AM
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Do you have to count the O's every time you write your name

Dude! You threw off my groove!
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Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 9:16:00 AM
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DevsChum posted...
Do you have to count the O's every time you write your name

Dude! You threw off my groove!

My bad. Let's go find Stella
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Wreck_Chords
04/13/17 9:18:04 AM
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She be Lakynn a good name, that's for sure.
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Link HT
04/13/17 9:20:21 AM
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This is why people need a list of appropriate names and not just invent random shit

Parents who name their kid ridiculous names for their own sake and don't consider how the child will have to live with that name are selfish c****.
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Laserion
04/13/17 9:21:11 AM
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I remember an old article: (Older than 2003)

http://www.misanthropic-bitch.com/briandrye.html - dead link
Spread a Little on Me - Part 1
In a previous article, I introduced three members of my family: Brianna, Brianna's mother and Brianna's still-baking sibling.

After learning that my aunt intended to name a female infant "Taylor Jade," I gave my opinion of the name.

"What a wonderful name, I exclaimed, for a future professional hooker! If you want your daughter to augment her breasts and slurp other things in lieu of water, stick with that name."

A look of horror washed across my aunt's face, and she left. To her credit, she didn't stick with that name. To my amusement, she went with one even worse.

It's a girl!

Huh? Wha? It's 2 a.m. What's a girl?

I had a girl! Isn't that great?

Who the heck is this?

It's your aunt, and I had a girl!

Huh? Oh, Taylor Jade made her arrival?

We decided on a new name.

Well, bully for you.

We settled on "Riley"!

Oh, God, Riley is so trashy. Why don't you just hand her over to the porn industry to raise? Because when I think of Riley, especially with your last name, I think, "How much does she charge?"

That's awful. That's a really rotten thing to say. Besides, we're spelling it R-Y-L-E-E. That makes it classier.

Oh, sure, if the class you're trying to rise above thinks a double-wide trailer is luxurious. Don't you know there's a direct correlation between extraneous "y"'s in a kid's name and the number of laws they'll violate? And what's with the "-ee"? How cutesy is that?

You can be really rotten sometimes.

I know, it's a gift. I'm just trying to save the kid some pain. There's a cardinal rule in naming kids, and it is "Thou shall not mix ethnicities." Rylee sounds Irish. Your surname is LeManne. Rylee LeManne. It's like me being Rosita Connelly. It's not allowed.

But I'm all about the nicknames. You know that. I named Brianna "Brianna" because I like "Bri" for a nickname. I picked "Rylee" because "Ry" is so damn cute.

Jesus Christ. Bri and Ry? Like cheese and bread? You're naming your kids after cheese and bread?

Well, I never thought of it like that.

You should have. It's perfect for an incestuous lesbian stage show, though. "The Incestuous Lesbian Duo, Bread and Cheese LeManne." What's the tagline going to be? "Hey, Bri, come over here and spread some on me?"

*click*

That's the last time I try to help a family member.

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Laserion
04/13/17 9:21:21 AM
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Character limit.

Spread a Little on Me - Part 1
But my aunt isn't alone in doling out cutesy or "unique" names to her living accessories. It's a nationwide trend.

With society churning out Columbine Borg at a rapid pace, naming a child is one of the few remaining acceptable outlets for individuality. We want our kids to conform because conformity is the glue that holds society together. But giving them a name that no one ever thought to bestow upon a child -- Dysmenorrhea, for example -- allows parents to demonstrate some level of non-conformity.

Of course, buying a child a chemistry set and encouraging the exploration of the wonderful world of chemicals is far less embarrassing than saddling a child with the name "Cannon."

Along with creative names come creative spellings. Maybe the parents weren't clever enough to invent a name. Maybe they liked the sound of a traditional name, but they still wanted their child to have a leg up on the Lakens and Teagans.

But does spelling matter when the teacher calls on Julie, Jullee, Jewlee, Julliee and Julye?

"Rylee" is but one example of misspelled monikers. Traditional names become undecipherable.

Mayghan? Is it pronounced like the more traditional "Megan"? Or May-ghan? May-gun? My-gun? How can anyone tell in a country brimming with Brinleys, Hollyns and Kestins? Where Matthew becomes "Matthue," a too-trendy Carson becomes "Karsyn" and an overdone Taylor transforms into "Teighlor"?

Then there are the parents who completely lack creativity. They give rise to the Trumans, Willows, Xanders, Dawsons and Dharmas. They're television or movie addicts, and a name that fits a fictional character will surely fit their snookums.

And the stranger the name or spelling, the more apt the parents are to eschew discipline.

During finals, I escaped to the local public library to study. Libraries are quiet, or so I've heard.

Fifteen minutes into studying, a book fell on the floor. Again and again, a book fell on the floor. I got up to see who the klutz was, and it was none other than an adorable female toddler.

She purposely threw the book on the floor. Again and again. After five minutes of that, and perhaps noticing annoyance on the faces of other people, the mother half-heartedly attempted to discipline her angel.

"Kinsey, stop it. Stop it, Kinsey. Please, Mommy is trying to read, Kinsey."

What the heck? Kinsey? Like the Kinsey Institute? Either Mommy is kinky or stupid.

My vote was on the latter because for 20 minutes, Kinsey entertained the library with her antics.

I doubt a Jennifer would do that, but I bet a Jenypher would.

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DevsChum
04/13/17 9:25:51 AM
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dakotah1978
04/13/17 9:28:28 AM
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http://mommyslittlesunshine.blogspot.com/2012/01/we-picked-name.html?m=1

That comment section.
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Link HT
04/13/17 11:32:08 AM
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dakotah1978 posted...
http://mommyslittlesunshine.blogspot.com/2012/01/we-picked-name.html?m=1

That comment section.

"HAHA you people are fucking retarded. Sorry...reitartedey"

I fucking died
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emblem boy
04/13/17 11:34:43 AM
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What makes a name weird?
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Darklit_Minuet
04/13/17 11:36:16 AM
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emblem boy posted...
What makes a name weird?

Having a y in it
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emblem boy
04/13/17 11:36:31 AM
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Link HT posted...
This is why people need a list of appropriate names and not just invent random shit

Parents who name their kid ridiculous names for their own sake and don't consider how the child will have to live with that name are selfish c****.


What makes a name appropriate?
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thanosibe
04/13/17 11:37:07 AM
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Upper class white Americans come up with the worst names for their kids bar none.
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Darklit_Minuet
04/13/17 11:37:33 AM
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emblem boy posted...
Link HT posted...
This is why people need a list of appropriate names and not just invent random shit

Parents who name their kid ridiculous names for their own sake and don't consider how the child will have to live with that name are selfish c****.


What makes a name appropriate?

Not having a y in it
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Link HT
04/13/17 11:40:19 AM
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emblem boy posted...
Link HT posted...
This is why people need a list of appropriate names and not just invent random shit

Parents who name their kid ridiculous names for their own sake and don't consider how the child will have to live with that name are selfish c****.


What makes a name appropriate?

Where I'm from there's just a massive list of acceptable names. If you want something different you have to go through some hoops and I have no idea how complicated it would be.

This stops people from inventing "creative" names with ridiculous spelling that have no reason to exist.
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DocileOrangeCup
04/13/17 11:41:25 AM
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New Super white names are now as bad as Super ghetto black names
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emblem boy
04/13/17 11:42:25 AM
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Link HT posted...
emblem boy posted...
Link HT posted...
This is why people need a list of appropriate names and not just invent random shit

Parents who name their kid ridiculous names for their own sake and don't consider how the child will have to live with that name are selfish c****.


What makes a name appropriate?

Where I'm from there's just a massive list of acceptable names. If you want something different you have to go through some hoops and I have no idea how complicated it would be.

This stops people from inventing "creative" names with ridiculous spelling that have no reason to exist.


How do those people choose the names on that list though. What's the criteria for having a new name not on the list. What makes a name have no reason to exist. I don't see how someone could support such a system.
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emblem boy
04/13/17 11:42:31 AM
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Darklit_Minuet posted...
emblem boy posted...
What makes a name weird?

Having a y in it

Darklit_Minuet posted...
emblem boy posted...
Link HT posted...
This is why people need a list of appropriate names and not just invent random shit

Parents who name their kid ridiculous names for their own sake and don't consider how the child will have to live with that name are selfish c****.


What makes a name appropriate?

Not having a y in it



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J E S U S
04/13/17 11:43:27 AM
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thanosibe posted...
Upper class white Americans come up with the worst names for their kids bar none.

No black parents of future NFL athletes

Literally D' brickashaw
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yhelotharCE
04/13/17 11:43:28 AM
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thanosibe posted...
Upper class white Americans come up with the worst names for their kids bar none.


but upper class white americans set the trends. madison, heather, amber all used to be upper class names, and then they started working their way down the socioeconomic ladder.
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
04/13/17 11:43:45 AM
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Cultural differences.
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BillyKidd
04/13/17 11:47:00 AM
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I love unique names too!! My 19 month old is named Breeielii (pronounced "Bree-ay-lee) and my 47 month old is named Rayman Origins

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thanosibe
04/13/17 11:48:58 AM
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yhelotharCE posted...
thanosibe posted...
Upper class white Americans come up with the worst names for their kids bar none.


but upper class white americans set the trends. madison, heather, amber all used to be upper class names, and then they started working their way down the socioeconomic ladder.
That's because other people are ignorant enough to think that they should accept what trends upper class white Americans set. I'm saying popularity or not, upper class white Americans pick the worst names for their kids.

Though I will concede that those three aren't really bad names. But they have been common for far longer than the ridiculousness of some of the other examples given in this thread. And I see it when I go to either or my boy's school functions that have playbills, and you see some grown ass adults that named their girl, say Rachel, in the most ridiculous special snowflake spelling, that doesn't even phonetically make sense.
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Link HT
04/13/17 11:49:14 AM
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emblem boy posted...
How do those people choose the names on that list though. What's the criteria for having a new name not on the list. What makes a name have no reason to exist. I don't see how someone could support such a system.

Every single name I can think of is on it and I have no idea what you have to do to name your child something that is not on that list tbh.

Personally, I don't understand how people can support a system where you can name your kids ridiculous unemployable names but to each their own. I don't really feel the need for naming a kid "refrigerator" to be legal, or like Louis CK says:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNSf-KQORRk

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yhelotharCE
04/13/17 12:00:58 PM
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thanosibe posted...
Though I will concede that those three aren't really bad names. But they have been common for far longer than the ridiculousness of some of the other examples given in this thread.


well yeah but that's the point. almost no one named their girl madison before 1980. then it became popular with rich people. poor people said 'wtf that's a president's name, what kind of entitled ass names their kid madison.' 20-30 years later it's one of the most popular girls names.

maybe 30 years down the line we'll see a ton of rachaels and lakynns and trigs.
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The Admiral
04/13/17 12:03:02 PM
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It's about time white people started burdening their kids with dumb names that will make it harder for them to get an interview.
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thanosibe
04/13/17 12:04:34 PM
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yhelotharCE posted...
thanosibe posted...
Though I will concede that those three aren't really bad names. But they have been common for far longer than the ridiculousness of some of the other examples given in this thread.


well yeah but that's the point. almost no one named their girl madison before 1980. then it became popular with rich people. poor people said 'wtf that's a president's name, what kind of entitled ass names their kid madison.' 20-30 years later it's one of the most popular girls names.

maybe 30 years down the line we'll see a ton of rachaels and lakynns and trigs.
I hope not. Maybe when the kids of this generation with names like that try to function in society and realize how burdensome it is, will put more thought into what they name their kids.
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emblem boy
04/13/17 12:18:08 PM
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Link HT posted...
emblem boy posted...
How do those people choose the names on that list though. What's the criteria for having a new name not on the list. What makes a name have no reason to exist. I don't see how someone could support such a system.

Every single name I can think of is on it and I have no idea what you have to do to name your child something that is not on that list tbh.

Personally, I don't understand how people can support a system where you can name your kids ridiculous unemployable names but to each their own. I don't really feel the need for naming a kid "refrigerator" to be legal, or like Louis CK says:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNSf-KQORRk


Exactly, to each their own. No one should be regulating something like that.


Really, I just find that one of my annoyances is people looking down on names that are weird or new to them.
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NeoBowser
04/13/17 3:04:27 PM
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emblem boy posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
emblem boy posted...
What makes a name weird?

Having a y in it

Darklit_Minuet posted...
emblem boy posted...
Link HT posted...
This is why people need a list of appropriate names and not just invent random shit

Parents who name their kid ridiculous names for their own sake and don't consider how the child will have to live with that name are selfish c****.


What makes a name appropriate?

Not having a y in it



>__>


My name literally starts with an Y
I feel offended
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Butterfiles
04/13/17 3:12:34 PM
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BillyKidd posted...
I love unique names too!! My 19 month old is named Breeielii (pronounced "Bree-ay-lee) and my 47 month old is named Rayman Origins

XD

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Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 3:18:41 PM
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NeoBowser posted...
My name literally starts with an Y
I feel offended

Yancy?
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green butter
04/13/17 3:19:04 PM
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Butterfiles posted...
BillyKidd posted...
I love unique names too!! My 19 month old is named Breeielii (pronounced "Bree-ay-lee) and my 47 month old is named Rayman Origins

XD

Lmao

i lol'd
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NeoBowser
04/13/17 4:19:06 PM
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Darthfluffy2 posted...
NeoBowser posted...
My name literally starts with an Y
I feel offended

Yancy?


Close enough
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dakotah1978
04/13/17 7:55:07 PM
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Not a single one of these is a real name. Seriously??? Nykee? So you took a shoe company and named it different. Incredible.


This is so cute! I have 3 of my own wonderful children, Mattyres who is 13 months old and a cutie, Boeing 747 who is 22 months old, and finally a lovely 5 year old named Genji-Main

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