Current Events > I am going to get a girlfriend.

(+) Yeah! (+)

Not this semester, too late to get one now, going to go 19 years of being a kissless virgin after the Summer is over, but I refuse to go 20.

I will have a single suite next year, and will work out over the summer.

It is a regret I never got to have a high school relationship (thought for sure I would get my first there), but dammit, I am not going to fail, I refuse to not have one kiss in my teenage years!
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Jesus man you need to stop thinking about it so hard and just go out and find someone
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Go kiss your mom
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your username makes me cringe

almost as much as your namesake used to
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organicbamf posted...

your username makes me cringe

almost as much as your namesake used to

Namesake? He is PiOverwelch's alt

Ampelas posted...

organicbamf posted...

your username makes me cringe

almost as much as your namesake used to

Namesake? He is PiOverwelch's alt

ok?

his name is referencing antiphilosophy

that guy was cringy

edit: so i guess that word means the exact same name? but i thought it would be clear enough here. regardless, ugh that guy. especially the whole leana and his topics like jfc
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organicbamf posted...

Ampelas posted...

organicbamf posted...

your username makes me cringe

almost as much as your namesake used to

Namesake? He is PiOverwelch's alt

ok?

his name is referencing antiphilosophy

that guy was cringy

I don't think it is. Pi and Phi are numbers. I think he's trying to be all "Phi disciple" is anti "pi overlord"

I could be wrong, but I remember antiphilosophy, and I don't think Pi is paying homage to him

Ampelas posted...

organicbamf posted...

Ampelas posted...

organicbamf posted...

your username makes me cringe

almost as much as your namesake used to

Namesake? He is PiOverwelch's alt

ok?

his name is referencing antiphilosophy

that guy was cringy

I don't think it is. Pi and Phi are numbers. I think he's trying to be all "Phi disciple" is anti "pi overlord"

I could be wrong, but I remember antiphilosophy, and I don't think Pi is paying homage to him

Correct, well more specifically the Anti-Phi.
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Ampelas posted...

I don't think it is. Pi and Phi are numbers. I think he's trying to be all "Phi disciple" is anti "pi overlord"

I could be wrong, but I remember antiphilosophy, and I don't think Pi is paying homage to him

oh, i gotcha

i withdraw what i said then
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meh. I had one girlfriend in highschool, when I was 16. but she went to a different school and lived on the other side of town. we mostly just talked on the phone or AOL. and we had one date where she kissed me. and then months later, she dumped me and never told me why. Now I'm 35 and still never had another girlfriend. the kiss was nice but I kinda wish it never happened cause then I wouldn't miss it. I didn't even get to enjoy it. it was a surprise and by the time I realized it was happening, it was over already.

Getting a kiss in plain 2017 is so easy though.

Step 1: Make a tinder profile

And that's about it. No garantee of finding a long term relationship, but just to take off your kiss virginity should take a weight off your shoulders.
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