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pinky0926
04/10/17 11:32:13 AM
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https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/apr/09/le-cinq-paris-restaurant-review-jay-rayner

Some excerpts:

It is decorated in various shades of taupe, biscuit and fuck you.

My lips purse, like a cat’s arse that’s brushed against nettles.

lol
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DevsBro
04/10/17 11:35:10 AM
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I freaking love irate rants.

Like that one about the Flash and the one about F-Zero GX.
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green butter
04/10/17 11:42:46 AM
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DevsBro
04/10/17 11:43:59 AM
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I also liked the carpet that muffles the screams.
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eston
04/10/17 11:44:25 AM
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The Admiral
04/10/17 11:48:58 AM
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I have a hard time considering any review that leans that heavily on profanity and crude references to be "beautifully written." It's a much higher bar to tear a restaurant/product to shreds without resorting to obscenity.
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pinky0926
04/10/17 11:51:47 AM
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green butter posted...
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/22960-divide/


I rarely have time for pitchfork but I'm glad someone had this to say about Ed Sheeran, I'm starting to get pretty bored of the guy.
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thronedfire2
04/10/17 11:57:48 AM
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lol I thought the pics didn't look too disgusting or anything-not really like they're good either, but not disgusting

And then I got to the end and saw that those were press photos
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pikachupwnage
04/10/17 11:59:08 AM
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Even knowing it was a food review it took me awhile to figure out those pictures were supposed to be the food. I thought they were some really tacky "Avant Garde" decorations <_<

No wonder it tastes horrible. And those are the press photos that make them look nicer lmao.
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pinky0926
04/10/17 11:59:56 AM
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pikachupwnage posted...
Even knowing it was a food review it took me awhile to figure out those pictures were supposed to be the food. I thought they were some really tacky "Avant Garde" decorations <_<

No wonder it tastes horrible.


Scroll down, the actual food was presented disgustingly.
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pikachupwnage
04/10/17 12:02:18 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
pikachupwnage posted...
Even knowing it was a food review it took me awhile to figure out those pictures were supposed to be the food. I thought they were some really tacky "Avant Garde" decorations <_<

No wonder it tastes horrible.


Scroll down, the actual food was presented disgustingly.


Literally looks like someone draped a torn condom over those chocolate cigars.
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eston
04/10/17 12:21:05 PM
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First picture looks like a spoonful of jellyfish, a musket ball, and a twig
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