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pinky0926 04/10/17 11:32:13 AM #1: |
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/apr/09/le-cinq-paris-restaurant-review-jay-rayner
Some excerpts: It is decorated in various shades of taupe, biscuit and fuck you. My lips purse, like a cat’s arse that’s brushed against nettles. lol --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z316/CeliaOfTheSky/Pinky0926.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 04/10/17 11:35:10 AM #2: |
I freaking love irate rants.
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green butter 04/10/17 11:42:46 AM #3: |
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DevsBro 04/10/17 11:43:59 AM #4: |
I also liked the carpet that muffles the screams.
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eston 04/10/17 11:44:25 AM #5: |
That's a lot of money to eat pigeon
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The Admiral 04/10/17 11:48:58 AM #6: |
I have a hard time considering any review that leans that heavily on profanity and crude references to be "beautifully written." It's a much higher bar to tear a restaurant/product to shreds without resorting to obscenity.
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pinky0926 04/10/17 11:51:47 AM #7: |
green butter posted...
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/22960-divide/ I rarely have time for pitchfork but I'm glad someone had this to say about Ed Sheeran, I'm starting to get pretty bored of the guy. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z316/CeliaOfTheSky/Pinky0926.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 04/10/17 11:57:48 AM #8: |
lol I thought the pics didn't look too disgusting or anything-not really like they're good either, but not disgusting
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pikachupwnage 04/10/17 11:59:08 AM #9: |
Even knowing it was a food review it took me awhile to figure out those pictures were supposed to be the food. I thought they were some really tacky "Avant Garde" decorations <_<
No wonder it tastes horrible. And those are the press photos that make them look nicer lmao. --- Corrin Skills! Locktouch Profiteer, Renewal Replicate Miracle. Address 04757-49018-45939-85044 http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pinky0926 04/10/17 11:59:56 AM #10: |
pikachupwnage posted...
Even knowing it was a food review it took me awhile to figure out those pictures were supposed to be the food. I thought they were some really tacky "Avant Garde" decorations <_< Scroll down, the actual food was presented disgustingly. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z316/CeliaOfTheSky/Pinky0926.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pikachupwnage 04/10/17 12:02:18 PM #11: |
pinky0926 posted...
pikachupwnage posted...Even knowing it was a food review it took me awhile to figure out those pictures were supposed to be the food. I thought they were some really tacky "Avant Garde" decorations <_< Literally looks like someone draped a torn condom over those chocolate cigars. --- Corrin Skills! Locktouch Profiteer, Renewal Replicate Miracle. Address 04757-49018-45939-85044 http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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eston 04/10/17 12:21:05 PM #12: |
First picture looks like a spoonful of jellyfish, a musket ball, and a twig
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