Poll of the Day > to all the poopy naysayers, i'm getting my internet pizza.

(+) Yeah! (+)

i just have to put a hardboiled egg on it and then film me eating it.

i'm gonna do it on pineapple pizza, too.
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helIy posted...

i just have to put a hardboiled egg on it.

i'm gonna do it on pineapple pizza, too.

Two wrongs never make a right

Do you have any peanut butter?
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i do not have peanut butter
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Nutella could work
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if you want me to put peanut butter on a slice of pizza and eat it you have to pay me
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I look forward to the video too.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR_vxJKLJ54

For real, never doubted you were getting the pizza. :-)
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i'm genuinely not looking forward to this
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egg
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Fucking meat feast with black olives and stuffed crust you heathen! its not difficult.
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olives suck
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Wait you're actually gonna post a video of yourself?

10 bucks says we see a video of an obese man eating pizza

Go_Totodile posted...

Wait you're actually gonna post a video of yourself?

yes?

why wouldn't i
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I'll believe it when I see it. I'm expecting some sort of welch or bait and switch tactic like you just filming the pizza and your hands or some shit.

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Go_Totodile posted...

I'll believe it when I see it. I'm expecting some sort of welch or bait and switch tactic like you just filming the pizza and your hands or some shit.

nope. you're going to see my head and my hands. that's probably it.

i'm filming in the bathroom mirror where i made a ghetto version of this thing: https://puu.sh/vge0V/f70497f97d.png

and how it has to be rigged up means only my head is visible

my bulbous head with no neck
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Again, I'll believe it when I see it.

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Oh boy oh boy oh boy

You going to spread the egg?

what's your internet going to do with a pizza?
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You going to spread the leg?
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video is 45~% uploaded

57%, rather


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Well shit

i still <3 u bby
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22 minutes to go? How long is this video?

a little over 2 minutes.

i'm uploading through my old galaxy s4, cuz i kind of dropped my lg g5 in the toilet, so this is all i had for a temp replacement atm.

it doesn't get 4g service for some reason anymore
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2 minutes? :(

it don't take long to eat a slice of pizza
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I wanted you to talk about how it made you feel

oh i did

it made my mouth feel sad
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marked for spoilers
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helIy posted...

if you want me to put peanut butter on a slice of pizza and eat it you have to pay me

Prostitution is illegal!
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Runner_style posted...

helIy posted...

if you want me to put peanut butter on a slice of pizza and eat it you have to pay me

Prostitution is illegal!

i'd be filming myself eat it though
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3mGmQWc7hY

@SkynyrdRocker

btw, i filmed vertically just to piss someone off.
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y u shameful of your body?

Helly is my hero!

I like how he starts off the video.
"you guys are fuckin' weird"
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i'm not, i just didn't want to have to re-rig up my beard hair catcher
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real talk i always envisioned you as a black guy
im not giving up on that dream
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what would make you think that
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Why did you put hard boiled egg on the pizza?

Although, I've had breakfast pizza and that was delicious. Also mashed potato pizza is delicious.
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so, in quigs pizza topc https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/75202296

skynyrd said he put hardboiled eggs on his pizza.

i said it was gross, he responded saying no

so i said i'd film myself trying it if he bought me the pizza (i think you already know it was one of my goals to get someone from the internet to buy me a pizza)

and he did, so i fulfilled my end of the bargain
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I've never had hard boiled egg on pizza. I just wanted to name the weirdest potential topping I could think of in quig's topic.

On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate hard boiled egg pizza?

you cheeky bastard

it honestly wasn't terrible. the whites mostly got drowned out by the various pizza tastes but you could still feel the texture of them, which was like this weird gelatinous mush that my mouth just did not like.

but then you taste the yolk. and that over powers everything and mingles in a way that's not entirely pleasant.

so we're gonna rate it a 3/10

the pizza by itself was pineapple and ham, which i'd rate, also, a 3/10
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Haha. Good move skynard.
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Wow, as bad as pineapple. Take that pineapple, you suck as much as a joke topping!

Man that pizza looked awful
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