Current Events > Everyone within a five-mile radius of you goes into a beserker rage.

(+) Yeah! (+)

And they're all coming after you. They're only sprinting after you and they're using no weapons, but they're ferociously aggressive.

How safe are you?
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I'm in a grocery store full of people so I die
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Dead. Unless I can get into the bank vault. But I'd starve after awhile.
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I keep my room door open all the time to let the air go through so my family comes in and kills me.
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Hope the berserker police have body cams, get brutalized by the police and make super lotsa money.

Either that or grab my guns and ammo and pick people off as they rage into the house and upstairs.
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How mentally capable and physically coordinated are they? Can they make plans(assuming they had the intelligence to so so in the first place) and work together or are they basically just rage zombies?
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Hope Optimus is about to open the Matrix of Leadership to clean the Hate Plague across the Universe.

http://tfwiki.net/mediawiki/images2/thumb/0/08/ReturnOptimusPrime2_Primes_duel.JPG/200px-ReturnOptimusPrime2_Primes_duel.JPG
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I'm at work, relatively small office, 5 people around me.

Even if I manage to get out, it's good weather here, lots of people out and about within a 5 mile radius.

I'm dead as fuck.
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So dead, it's not even funny. I'm pretty sure almost a million+ people live in a 5 mile radius of me right now and when I'm home.
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Yeah I live in a fairly big city, so I'm probably fucked. If they don't know my location, I'm fine, since at the present moment I'm in a locked studio apartment, but if they know my location I won't last long.
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Currently in my car in a parking lot. Everyone in the city wants my head on a pike. Getting the fuck out of dodge.
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pikachupwnage posted...

How mentally capable and physically coordinated are they? Can they make plans(assuming they had the intelligence to so so in the first place) and work together or are they basically just rage zombies?

Basically rage zombies, though, they exhibit some coordinating skills such as working together to breach into your room/vehicle.
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I'd never make it to my car.

I'm in NYC what do you think
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Pretty sure my parents get me before I can escape the house. They're even parked behind my car so I can't really escape via vehicle if I did make it out.
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Can I summon a Saber?
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I live in a relatively small town, and in a small neighborhood, but I'd have to run across a few streets before I'm away from the houses, and beyond that I'd be able to escape into a field and eventually a forest where...I don't think many people live.

If I could lose them in the trees and slip out of the 5 mile radius, I'd be safe. But that's assuming I can make it out of my own home before my family gets me, and then get out of the neighborhood...
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MorbidFaithless posted...

I'm in a grocery store full of people so I die

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