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Bass_X0
03/25/17 11:19:19 AM
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http://www.pit-lovers.com/florida-man-emasculated-during-failed-attempt-to-rape-pit-bull/

Oh, Florida Man!

*smh*
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frozenshock
03/26/17 7:57:44 PM
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Happened to me 2 or 3 times
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the_cajun88
03/26/17 7:58:15 PM
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Now he's just simply Florida person.
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Kanaya413
03/26/17 7:59:43 PM
#5:


Justice served
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thronedfire2
03/26/17 7:59:46 PM
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the_cajun88 posted...
Now he's just simply Florida person.


lmao
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the_cajun88
03/26/17 8:02:08 PM
#7:


Wait,

-It was a male pit bull

-This happened in a dog park, in broad daylight and multiple witnesses

-Article states "The male pit bull violently resisted and severely injured its attacker’s legs, arms and groin," then has a picture of a smiling pit bull DIRECTLY underneath that.

lmao
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ClockworkHare
03/26/17 8:04:18 PM
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My my, what an appropriately named web page.
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XmasPikachu
03/26/17 8:05:38 PM
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LMAO@Dog picture
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Axiom
03/26/17 8:06:00 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
the_cajun88 posted...
Now he's just simply Florida person.


lmao
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HashtagTartarus
03/26/17 8:07:00 PM
#11:


Justice is served.
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UnfairRepresent
03/26/17 8:12:13 PM
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Literally called Spanky
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TheoryzC
03/26/17 8:15:38 PM
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the_cajun88 posted...
Now he's just simply Florida person.

lnnNCX6
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OpenlyGator
03/26/17 8:23:35 PM
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the_cajun88
03/26/17 10:32:58 PM
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BombermanGold
03/28/17 2:36:18 PM
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Funny.

Sucks that the story is fake, though.
Which really does suck that we even have to double-check stories that come from the state of FLORIDA, of all things.

http://www.snopes.com/florida-man-pit-bull/
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lww99
03/28/17 2:45:07 PM
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eston
03/28/17 2:45:53 PM
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kingdrake2
03/30/17 12:59:29 AM
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Ex-Kefiroth posted...
Bass_X0 posted...
www.pit-lovers.com

ugh


sorry dude :(

bY1z0zk
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CowboyDan
04/01/17 12:48:00 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...
Ex-Kefiroth posted...
Bass_X0 posted...
www.pit-lovers.com

ugh


sorry dude :(

bY1z0zk

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Trigg3rH4ppy
04/01/17 12:55:52 AM
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^beautiful pups. I love pit bulls. I just can't​ get a dog because I travel too much and I'm not subjecting a dog to being sent to a kennel for months on end.
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Soviet_Shurima
04/01/17 12:59:26 AM
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OP's source...
Florida Man

OP's source...
Jesus Ramon Sanchez


Florida Man is Jesus. Of course, we already knew that.
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CowboyDan
04/01/17 2:49:38 AM
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
^beautiful pups. I love pit bulls. I just can't​ get a dog because I travel too much and I'm not subjecting a dog to being sent to a kennel for months on end.

You're doing the right thing. Way too many people just don't give a shit.
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Medz8606
04/01/17 3:15:09 AM
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Offensive topic is offensive
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OwlRammer
04/05/17 1:11:19 AM
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BombermanGold posted...
Funny.

Sucks that the story is fake, though.
Which really does suck that we even have to double-check stories that come from the state of FLORIDA, of all things.

http://www.snopes.com/florida-man-pit-bull/

and that a donor heart recipient went on a murder spree after being transplanted with an organ from an executed serial killer.

lol
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Bass_X0
04/05/17 4:27:58 AM
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With so much stupidity in the world, it probably happened to someone, even if this particular story is fake.
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