Board 8 > The logical reality of the multi-verse theory.

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So for those of you that did not watch star gate Sg-1, the multiverse theory in short is the idea that there are infinitely many parallel universes. Further, it follows that in those infinitely many parallel universes anything that can happen, will. So using this as a starting point, the following crossed my mind:

This means that in one of the infinitely many universes someone, somewhere opened their dryer only to find all of their clothes perfectly folded.

Further, there must also exist infinitely many parallel universes in which every single time someone opened the dryer this happened.

Logically this also means that at some point in infinitely many parallel universes exactly one person, just one time opened the dryer to find this not the case.

In infinitely many parallel universes this person was driven to insanity trying to recreate this effect.

Further, in some instances this person was able through sheer luck to recreate it using specific sets of criteria, at complete random. For this they won a Nobel prize.

In other instances this person was driven to the point of insanity never being able to recreate it and perished in an insane asylum.

And similarly, in infinitely many parallel universes both you and I were each either the Nobel prize winner or the individual in the insane asylum.

I bet you can't guess what I did this evening.
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imthestuntman posted...

I bet you can't guess what I did this evening.

It probably wasn't having sex.
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Drove humanity towards extinction.

At least in one parallel universe.
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I'm pretty sure a dryer would never perfectly fold clothes, not even in an infinitely unlikely sense. It has no method of folding, all it can do is spin clothes around.

I'm not saying you're wrong but you need a better example
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AfroSquirrel posted...

imthestuntman posted...

I bet you can't guess what I did this evening.

It probably wasn't having sex.

Masturbation was my immediate guess, which your post reaffirmed
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Mobilezoid posted...

I'm pretty sure a dryer would never perfectly fold clothes, not even in an infinitely unlikely sense. It has no method of folding, all it can do is spin clothes around.

I'm not saying you're wrong but you need a better example

I did the laundry and one of my shirts was almost perfectly folded when I pulled it out. It doesnt seem to be a logical leap that the shirt could have somehow fully folded through random tumbling.
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

AfroSquirrel posted...

imthestuntman posted...

I bet you can't guess what I did this evening.

It probably wasn't having sex.

Masturbation was my immediate guess, which your post reaffirmed

Is this some kind of innuendo for did the laundry? Like coming up with sexual terms for innocuous things is now a thing? I clearly am not up on what hip lingo the kids are into these days.
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Mobilezoid posted...

you need a better example

I agree, and here is a worse example...

all clothes were folded, but upon removing them from the dryer, they TRANSFORM INTO 618 FOOT TALL NARWHAL/BEE/PRINGLES HYBRID MONSTERS THAT SHOOT SEMEN LASERS OUT OF THEIR TLEEERNGLRGS AND ALL THE WATER IN THE OCEANS TURNS INTO BILL COSBY AND THE SUN HAS DICK-FART-EPILEPSY AND EVERYTHING IS CONTAINED WITHIN SNEEGLOARGD'S WINDOW SHADE AIDS ALGORITHMIC GLARGNGNOGT eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Slarblsplooooooot
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imthestuntman posted...

ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

AfroSquirrel posted...

imthestuntman posted...

I bet you can't guess what I did this evening.

It probably wasn't having sex.

Masturbation was my immediate guess, which your post reaffirmed

Is this some kind of innuendo for did the laundry? Like coming up with sexual terms for innocuous things is now a thing? I clearly am not up on what hip lingo the kids are into these days.

I have no idea. I read all this s*** and he was all "lol can't guess what did lol?" and I thought he probably f***in jerked off so I was gonna guess that and then the next post was all "not sex lol" and I was all "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT so my answer might be valid?"
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imthestuntman posted...

hip lingo the kids are into

also f*** you buddy im 34 like i would know about young people word bulls***s :P
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I've seen no evidence that he didn't mastrubate!
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In a theoretical alternate universe, the standard dryers are designed to sort through clothes and fold them before having them pop out of the top, perfectly dry and folded.

This is also the alternate universe where, in the 60's, poor people live on the polluted ground and everyone else flies in the sky above them, living on domed cities above the skies, flying around and having robot maids.
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BowserCuffs posted...

This is also the alternate universe where, in the 60's, poor people live on the polluted ground and everyone else flies in the sky above them, living on domed cities above the skies, flying around and having robot maids.

Which is why the opening line of any autobigraphy or memoire I might ever write will be, and I've already planned this and have been thinking about it for years, will be "I wasn't meant for this world"

although I'm considering either changing "this" to "THIS" or directly expressing the fact that I'm in the wrong universe.

Which is also completely true and honest, in spite of my previous crazy person posts. I don't feel like this universe/dimension/whatever is the correct one for me and I have spent much time speculating that I might be here as opposed to another one because of some cosmic f*** up. I mean why else? This s***'s f***ing garbage. There's nothing here for me. My mind's always been somewhere else, somewhere better. There is no other reconciling my wasting away here in this s***bucket
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

although I'm considering either changing "this" to "THIS" or directly expressing the fact that I'm in the wrong universe.

Start off with the former leaving it vague, then echo it at a later point with emphasis on the "THIS" part.

Just because it's an autobiography doesn't mean it can't be dramatic and clever.
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BowserCuffs posted...

ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

although I'm considering either changing "this" to "THIS" or directly expressing the fact that I'm in the wrong universe.

Start off with the former leaving it vague, then echo it at a later point with emphasis on the "THIS" part.

Just because it's an autobiography doesn't mean it can't be dramatic and clever.

Most of the time I've spent on thinking about it has been redundant thinking time, as I don't really plan to start until I'm relatively certain I'm dying.
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There is an alternate universe where I did not read this topic. Some people get all the luck.
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I could go for the alternate universe that doesn't have any shrimp.
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