Jason Voorhees: Would beat Walt from Gran Torino. He's old, his guns aren't going to work. His grenade might, but that's iffy
Freddy Krueger: Would beat Walt from Gran Torino. Walt is old and prone to napping
The Scream Guy(s): Walt wins. Walt ain't going down to some punk teenagers with knives
Jaws: I don't know, but Clint Eastwood hunting Jaws on a boat means we all win
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