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Achromatic
07/04/12 8:39:00 PM
#1:


Dear random fanfiction writer,

WHY WOULD YOU HAVE NARUTO SCREW HIS MOTHER WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO PEOPLE.

Sincerely,

Chris

This has been your random topic about fanfiction for the year.

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EDumey
07/04/12 8:40:00 PM
#2:


This guy are sick.

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Inviso
07/04/12 8:40:00 PM
#3:


Naruto has a mother?

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Achromatic
07/04/12 8:40:00 PM
#4:


From: Inviso | #003
Naruto has a mother?


Most everyone does, Inviso.

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KokoroAkechi
07/04/12 8:41:00 PM
#5:


I think he means, Naruto has a living mother?

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Natwaf_akidna
07/04/12 8:42:00 PM
#6:


Vertical > horizontal

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What? >_>

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Achromatic
07/04/12 8:43:00 PM
#7:


Naw but its okay, this fanfic writer has this on lockdown.

You see Naruto, in this story, is dying and such the death god comes down and is all like "yo naruto I'll let you summon me as your summon and we can kick ass" and Naruto is all like "cool" and then he revives his mom and screws her.

This is what I get from the summary anyway:

Naruto nearly died at Final Valley, but Fate still wants him alive. The Shinigami finds interest in Naruto and makes Naruto it's first summoner. Watch Naruto as he shows the world what it's like to have the Death God for a summon. Incest warning NaruKushi. Strictly Naruto x Kushina.

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saveus_Maria
07/04/12 8:44:00 PM
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From: Natwaf_akidna | #006
Vertical > horizontal

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What? >_>


bad Natwaf

bad

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EDumey
07/04/12 8:45:00 PM
#10:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipus_complex

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KokoroAkechi
07/04/12 8:47:00 PM
#11:


Why are you reading a lemon anyways?

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Achromatic
07/04/12 8:49:00 PM
#12:


I am not, I have a filter I generally use (Adventure, at least 40k words, any rating, starring Naruto) and this was one of the first stories that pop up. Summary was all I needed to see.

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Natwaf_akidna
07/04/12 8:49:00 PM
#13:


That's so Natwaf!

Anyway, I swear I've read a similar description of that, but it's a digimon fanfic involving TK and... the mtoher. Forgot the name.

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Achromatic
07/04/12 8:50:00 PM
#14:


Oh, well, I apologize to the opening fanfic you've been topped already.

"Seal master Uzumaki Naruto finally perfected a battle-use seal to rewind time for short moments. What the idiot forgot was that he tended to overdo things when in a pinch. MinaNaru, shounen-ai, timetravel."

That isn't how time travel is meant to be used god damnit.

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Natwaf_akidna
07/04/12 8:53:00 PM
#15:


Doing the nasty in the pasty is a legitimate reason to time travel!

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Achromatic
07/04/12 8:54:00 PM
#16:


You do know he is screwing his father, right.

Just so its clear.

Also random thought: It has always creeped me out when writer's have their characters talk with them at the start of the chapter. I don't know why that is, but I can't recall anything good ever coming from someone who interacts with their characters in that way. It makes me just inch away from the story very slowly.

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KokoroAkechi
07/04/12 8:55:00 PM
#18:


Naruto is his own father

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Achromatic
07/04/12 8:56:00 PM
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The reason I bring it up is because Chrono was like "why you read that" and I went "I am not" but then I was like "hey why not this could be hilarious."

KG: Hey people. I have a new story out for everyone. I hope you enjoy this Naruto x Kushina fic.

Naruto: This is wrong in so many ways.

KG: Don't complain.

Kushina: How can we not!

KG: Just be like my readers. Just trust that I'll make something good if I can.

Kushina: But they...we...I...Fine dattebane!

Naruto: KAA-SAN!

Kushina: I don't care anymore! Sochi, it's gonna happen. We'll just have to deal with it.

Naruto: NO!

KG: YES!

Naruto: DAMMIT!

KG: Enjoy it readers I guess.


And then I backspaced and hit myself for my bad idea.

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KingBartz
07/04/12 8:57:00 PM
#21:


fanfiction is awful

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Achromatic
07/04/12 8:57:00 PM
#22:


From: KingBartz | #021
fanfiction is awful


See despite the sea of horrors I have seen I still disagree. I've read some very good stories but it isn't hard to imagine why no one wants to give it a chance when I make topics like this!

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saveus_Maria
07/04/12 8:58:00 PM
#23:


sonic; hey ed bellis whats going on im just eating some chilli dogs and being the fastest thing alive LOL
ed bellis; wow sonic i sure do love you its great that we can be such good friends
sonic; of course were friends ed bellis and you know that i love you to, you're a special snowflake and a great person to be around
ed bellis; thanks sonic the feeling is mutual although you're a hedgehog not a person
sonic; wow

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EDumey
07/04/12 8:58:00 PM
#24:


Ed Bellis posted...
You should make a game where you post Naruto fanfic summaries and we try to guess if they're real or if you just made them up.


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Natwaf_akidna
07/04/12 8:59:00 PM
#26:


I tend to zone out all author's note before and after the stories. But yeah, never liked those.

And I wasn't referring to Naruto pulling a Fry, but going to the pasty to do the nasty with anyone. Or anything.

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KokoroAkechi
07/04/12 8:59:00 PM
#27:


Is KG Kevin Garnet?

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Achromatic
07/04/12 9:00:00 PM
#28:


KG is short for, and I wish I was kidding, "KyuubiGoku"

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Achromatic
07/04/12 9:03:00 PM
#30:


Summary guessing game!

Naruto wanted more than anything to be loved. After a strange accident just before the exam to become a ninja he realizes the only way he is going to be loved is if he takes it. Featuring, Bloodline!Naruto, Rape at first, mainly sasunaru but a harem later. Yaoi. Don't like, don't read.

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GenesisSaga
07/04/12 9:05:00 PM
#32:


... This topic has made my headache worse. I hope you're happy with yourself!

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Natwaf_akidna
07/04/12 9:06:00 PM
#33:


Ahh, the dl, dr tag.

Made Up.

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blindhobo13
07/04/12 9:07:00 PM
#34:


What's the world come to when you can't even find a good incest fanfic anymore?!
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Natwaf_akidna
07/04/12 9:08:00 PM
#35:


Vertical, horizontal, diagonal, what?

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Jeff Zero
07/04/12 9:10:00 PM
#36:


From: blindhobo13 | #034
What's the world come to when you can't even find a good incest fanfic anymore?!


Just watch Game of Thrones

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EDumey
07/04/12 9:10:00 PM
#37:


Fake. D:

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saveus_Maria
07/04/12 9:10:00 PM
#38:


vertical is never okay

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saveus_Maria
07/04/12 9:13:00 PM
#40:


this 'dont like dont read' concept baffles me. you mean i could just stop reading ed bellis posts if i wanted to???

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Jeff Zero
07/04/12 9:14:00 PM
#41:


Don't Ask Don't Tell

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blindhobo13
07/04/12 9:15:00 PM
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Death is never pretty by Kiliklover13

How would feel if you lost someone you love? I bet it feels terrible. I hope this story dosen't make you cry. Plz review and catch some other stories that I have that might be cool to you. Enjoy P.S. Soul calibur v is a really amazing game!



From: Achromatic | #016

Also random thought: It has always creeped me out when writer's have their characters talk with them at the start of the chapter. I don't know why that is, but I can't recall anything good ever coming from someone who interacts with their characters in that way. It makes me just inch away from the story very slowly.

Yeah I always thought this was weird but just passed over it since I saw it so many times and thought maybe I was the weird one for thinking it was weird. >_>
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Achromatic
07/04/12 9:16:00 PM
#44:


(note: If you've seen fact or fiction, this format may appeal to you!)

In the tale of Naruto having a hardon for a homosexual harem, did our writer invent such a silly story in his head, or is there an actual person out there plotting behind that summary? Nope, made up tripe. Couldn't fool you guys.

Next summary:

ItaNaru. Modern day Naruto is thrust into an alternate shinobi world, so how is a teenager supposed to find a little bit of romance when he's faced with the fact that he was sent there to stop something a little bit more than world domination. Yaoi.

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Natwaf_akidna
07/04/12 9:18:00 PM
#45:


Title is a lie. Death in fiction is almost always pretty. Also, crying. Crying is very pretty.

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saveus_Maria
07/04/12 9:24:00 PM
#46:


who would have thought a fanfiction topic would have creeps posting in it

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Achromatic
07/04/12 9:26:00 PM
#47:


It sure shocks me.

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Natwaf_akidna
07/04/12 9:31:00 PM
#48:


Oh hey, correct.

Next summary... hmm. Just a little bit more than world domination you say? Not crazy or tame enough. Could go either way... ehh, real.

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