Naw but its okay, this fanfic writer has this on lockdown.
You see Naruto, in this story, is dying and such the death god comes down and is all like "yo naruto I'll let you summon me as your summon and we can kick ass" and Naruto is all like "cool" and then he revives his mom and screws her.
This is what I get from the summary anyway:
Naruto nearly died at Final Valley, but Fate still wants him alive. The Shinigami finds interest in Naruto and makes Naruto it's first summoner. Watch Naruto as he shows the world what it's like to have the Death God for a summon. Incest warning NaruKushi. Strictly Naruto x Kushina.
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http://firsthour.net/screenshots/suikoden-2/suikoden-2-luca-blight.JPG The Cult of Personality.
I am not, I have a filter I generally use (Adventure, at least 40k words, any rating, starring Naruto) and this was one of the first stories that pop up. Summary was all I needed to see.
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http://firsthour.net/screenshots/suikoden-2/suikoden-2-luca-blight.JPG The Cult of Personality.
Oh, well, I apologize to the opening fanfic you've been topped already.
"Seal master Uzumaki Naruto finally perfected a battle-use seal to rewind time for short moments. What the idiot forgot was that he tended to overdo things when in a pinch. MinaNaru, shounen-ai, timetravel."
That isn't how time travel is meant to be used god damnit.
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http://firsthour.net/screenshots/suikoden-2/suikoden-2-luca-blight.JPG The Cult of Personality.
Also random thought: It has always creeped me out when writer's have their characters talk with them at the start of the chapter. I don't know why that is, but I can't recall anything good ever coming from someone who interacts with their characters in that way. It makes me just inch away from the story very slowly.
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http://firsthour.net/screenshots/suikoden-2/suikoden-2-luca-blight.JPG The Cult of Personality.
The reason I bring it up is because Chrono was like "why you read that" and I went "I am not" but then I was like "hey why not this could be hilarious."
KG: Hey people. I have a new story out for everyone. I hope you enjoy this Naruto x Kushina fic.
Naruto: This is wrong in so many ways.
KG: Don't complain.
Kushina: How can we not!
KG: Just be like my readers. Just trust that I'll make something good if I can.
Kushina: But they...we...I...Fine dattebane!
Naruto: KAA-SAN!
Kushina: I don't care anymore! Sochi, it's gonna happen. We'll just have to deal with it.
Naruto: NO!
KG: YES!
Naruto: DAMMIT!
KG: Enjoy it readers I guess.
And then I backspaced and hit myself for my bad idea.
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http://firsthour.net/screenshots/suikoden-2/suikoden-2-luca-blight.JPG The Cult of Personality.
See despite the sea of horrors I have seen I still disagree. I've read some very good stories but it isn't hard to imagine why no one wants to give it a chance when I make topics like this!
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http://firsthour.net/screenshots/suikoden-2/suikoden-2-luca-blight.JPG The Cult of Personality.
sonic; hey ed bellis whats going on im just eating some chilli dogs and being the fastest thing alive LOL ed bellis; wow sonic i sure do love you its great that we can be such good friends sonic; of course were friends ed bellis and you know that i love you to, you're a special snowflake and a great person to be around ed bellis; thanks sonic the feeling is mutual although you're a hedgehog not a person sonic; wow
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hi, my name is saveus_Maria http://i.imgur.com/NQOZN.jpg
Naruto wanted more than anything to be loved. After a strange accident just before the exam to become a ninja he realizes the only way he is going to be loved is if he takes it. Featuring, Bloodline!Naruto, Rape at first, mainly sasunaru but a harem later. Yaoi. Don't like, don't read.
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http://firsthour.net/screenshots/suikoden-2/suikoden-2-luca-blight.JPG The Cult of Personality.
How would feel if you lost someone you love? I bet it feels terrible. I hope this story dosen't make you cry. Plz review and catch some other stories that I have that might be cool to you. Enjoy P.S. Soul calibur v is a really amazing game!
From: Achromatic | #016
Also random thought: It has always creeped me out when writer's have their characters talk with them at the start of the chapter. I don't know why that is, but I can't recall anything good ever coming from someone who interacts with their characters in that way. It makes me just inch away from the story very slowly.
Yeah I always thought this was weird but just passed over it since I saw it so many times and thought maybe I was the weird one for thinking it was weird. >_>
(note: If you've seen fact or fiction, this format may appeal to you!)
In the tale of Naruto having a hardon for a homosexual harem, did our writer invent such a silly story in his head, or is there an actual person out there plotting behind that summary? Nope, made up tripe. Couldn't fool you guys.
Next summary:
ItaNaru. Modern day Naruto is thrust into an alternate shinobi world, so how is a teenager supposed to find a little bit of romance when he's faced with the fact that he was sent there to stop something a little bit more than world domination. Yaoi.
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http://firsthour.net/screenshots/suikoden-2/suikoden-2-luca-blight.JPG The Cult of Personality.