[If it reaches 8 PM and not all of the party members have taken an action, those who have acted will be able to act again as if the phase had ended. This is to keep the Active Phase moving at a steady rate.]
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I'm going to find the children I stole this from and bully them into last week. And I'll attach a memo to one of the kids, so when I find them last week I'll know the bully them back into this week. That should keep me entertained for awhile. okay I know what I'm doing next phase good planning team
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The Action Queue Resets - The Fifth Phase Continues All Party Members may Act again
Current Status:
Active Roster JeffRaze, Lvl 5 Scientist JORGE KIELBASA SANCHEZ, Lvl 3 Merchant JDizzy, Lvl 4 Dancer ctes, Lvl 4 King of Pirates (3,000 gold) [STRETCHY] Granzon, Lvl 3 Anime Protag (Inventory: Blessed Bracelet of Song) Tom the Lvl 4 Monk DANT the Lvl 2 Hero (Inventory: Dodgeball, Enigma Encipherment Shield) [AGILITY] Flip Trigle the Lvl 5 Newscaster (Inventory: Vorpal Idol of Earth, Shining Artifact) Jeff Zero the Lvl 5 Pokemon Trainer (Inventory: Jolteon) Cyclo, Lvl 2 FBI Agent [AGILITY] The Million Dollar Mr. All Days Off, Lvl 1 Homunculus [AGILITY] Pirate King, Lvl 1 Pirate
[Note: If you used AGILITY, you no longer have AGILITY. Be careful!]
Status Effects AGILITY - If you would roll Passively against a Trap, you succeed instead. If you would be killed by a trap, you get away without dying. STRETCHY - Your unarmed attacks are now considered ranged COURAGE - Your next Passive check will succeed instead. WOUNDED - The next hit will kill you (Requires Level 5)
Equipment Ranged - You can miss in combat instead of hitting or dying. Melee - You hit instead of dying in combat. Weapon breaks as a result. Armor - Next time you would die, you don't die. Armor breaks as a result.
The Dead Bananor - Ascended to Godhood at Level 1, causing his physical body to be vaporized. Died in the First Phase. Regaro - Died while attempting to pick a lock at Level 1. Died in the First Phase. swordz9 - Attempted to mimic the evil patron Dark Mac and was killed for his insolence. Died in the First Phase. Machete Guy - Was carried off by giant spiders in the Second Phase. Ryoko - Was ripped to shreds by giant spiders in the Second Phase. Genesis - Stabbed to death by a Horde of Vampires in the Third Phase. Maniac - Killed by Superspeed Vampires in the Third Phase. Mega - Killed by running into a wall in the Third Phase. Lefty - Failed to disguise himself as a crucifix and was killed in the Third Phase. Eddy - Had his head punched off by LORD BLOOD in the Fourth Phase. Natwaf - Had his shoulders sliced off by a Metal Blade in the Fifth Phase.
Current Map:
Location: Dining Hall
Room 1: Blocked by a pesky Mimic! Room 4: Was filled with flesh eating Ghouls, but has been cleared. Room 5: There's a treasure chest inside guarded by Metal Blade traps. Magic Gate: The Gargoyle Guardians have been felled, but the Gate remains magically sealed.
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Cyclo lights up a bunch of fireworks to fire at the mimic, but he's too distracted lighting fireworks to aim them all. The fireworks blow up in his face instead, killing Cyclo [3]. It was unquestionably the most patriotic death so far, as even the explosions formed the shape of the star spangled banner.
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ctes activates Gear Third, pumping himself up massively to attempt to bring down the gate. He punches with all of his force, which is then absorbed by magical energies and redirected back into his own body. ctes is consequently ripped to shreds by the force of his own attack, sending parts of his body splattering all over the dining chamber [3].
Off to a good start, guys.
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JORGE attempts to hire a repo man to help him get rid of the Magic Door. While talking on his cellphone and not paying much attention to what's going on, chunks of ctes body fly at him. ctes rib cage impales him in the eye, killing him instantly [3].
The streak continues.
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"can't make an omelete without blowing a few allies up", JeffRaze says with a shrug, wiping ctes off of his mad scientist lab coat. He pulls out his switch of DESTRUCTION and presses it a few times, hoping to bring down the gate. It appears to be out of batteries [2]. . .
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DANT runs back to the initial group of children he stole the dodgeball from, no doubt still crying and seeking medical attention. In a HEROIC FIT OF RAGE, he rounds all the suckers up and mercilessly beats them into NEXT week, to avoid potential time paradoxes. He makes a note that one week from now he needs to beat these kids into last week.
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DANT rushes back to the group of children he stole the dodgeball from, hoping to mercilessly beat them into next week for giving him such a crappy weapon. The kids swarm him for stealing their precious dodgeball and beat the living hell out of him instead. DANT is left broken and battered, and would be dead if not for the Enigma Encipherment Shield which managed to save his life [3].
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I'm surprised so many of you have managed to survive for so long already, considering the mortality rate should have been anywhere from 33%-50% per action depending on the phase. Yet somehow only like 1-2 out of 10 of you were dying.
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Flip does a stunning report on Door Number 6, which is generally well received across the board. Fans of the original documentary demand a follow up project in the future, demanding to know what was actually behind this fascinating door [2].
Tom
Tom channels his ki into the fresh wound of JORGE, bringing him back to life as UNJORGE [1]. Wow, imagine that. Someone actually succeeded at something!
[Note: UNJORGE may act during this phase, because he is considered a new character]
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UNJORGE uses his not-so-"fresh" experience with the land of the dead to hone his skills in the supernatural. This allows him to somehow pick the lock on a magic door despite the fact that it's clearly not a car and his body is clearly falling apart. Eh, whatever. The laws of Into the Dungeon don't seem to mind zombies. The magic door finally opens with a glimmer [1].
Behind it is. . . The magic Elevator! The magic Elevator will take the party up to the Second Floor of the Tower! Wow, how nice!
[Note: Once this round of actions ends, the party will automatically board the Elevator. You may still attempt to check the remaining doors before that time, however, the possibility of dying exists. If you want to pass on the chance of dying and simply board the elevator, just say 'pass' or 'board the elevator'. If you've already acted this phase, you board the Elevator automatically now.]
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Granzon orders MY MIMIC CAN'T POSSIBLY BE THIS HARD TO KILL off of Amazon.jp and sits down to watch it while riding up in the elevator [2]. That god damn mimic is still alive believe it or not.
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The Million Dollar Mr. All Days Off crosses the metal blade traps to get the treasure just like george washington crosses the delaware river during the american revolution to kill the redcoats
-- Mr. All Days Off MILLIONS OF POSTS, MILLIONS OF POSTS The Primetime Posting Hours Players MILLIONS OF POSTS
Silverliner somehow successfully joins the game as edwardsdv. He boards the elevator. You are now edwardsdv, and you seemingly have the ability to always win [1].
The Million Dollar Mr. All Days Off
The Million Dollar Mr. All Days Off invokes the spirit of George Washington, and the handy AGILITY that he was granted earlier, and successfully wades through the figurative river of Metal Blade traps, managing to avoid getting sliced to ribbons. He has obtained the Bracers of COURAGE [2]. He keeps one for himself and gives the other to JeffRaze.
[The Million Dollar Mr. All Days Off and JeffRaze have both obtained a Bracer of COURAGE]
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JEFF ZERO and his legendary JOLTEON are in a state of shock, pure shock. That's a pun.
They decide to prepare for elevator-boarding and not check out any death doors, because um, Jeff is just a wee little 24-year-old Pokemon Trainer and he just witnessed a veritable miniature holocaust, so f*** this place.
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Take Ctes gold and carry Natwaf's head (possibly using said gold to perform some voodoo using one of the corpses to revive natwaf lollipop chainsaw style (complete with him being able to comically remove his head)
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