Board 8 > Best way i've heard to ask a girl out

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"Hey, I was wondering if you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and have sex?"

If she says yes, you are golden.

If she says No, then you say "Oh, don't you like pizza?"

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I encourage you to try this and report back on the results.


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Heard similar thing recently (but it was a joke from an old man customer where I work to one of the girls).

Man: You like pizza?
Girl: Yeah.
Man: You like sex?
Girl: Well... yeah. Everybody likes sex.
Man: Want to come home with me for pizza and sex?

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This will always be the best:



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I'm still partial to the whole "I have a key to a spaceship, but you have to go out with me in order to get it" idea.

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From: Grand Kirby | #005

This will always be the best:

I've seen this before and wanted to try it ever since lol

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From: tyder21 | #006

I'm still partial to the whole "I have a key to a spaceship, but you have to go out with me in order to get it" idea.

But then what happens when you can't deliver?

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From: Forceful_Dragon | #008

But then what happens when you can't deliver?

The spaceship is your bedroom and the key is your dick. Boom.

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From: ExThaNemesis | #009

The spaceship is your bedroom and the key is your dick. Boom.

<__<

From: Forceful_Dragon | #008

But then what happens when you can't deliver?

>__>

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If your dick can't take girls into space, that's your problem homie.

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Brace for the G's, and fast heel-toe work.

I thought forceful dragons were space-worthy until just now.

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hey hey hey

I was insulting ExTha, not myself!

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Oh. Well then uh

Hahaha ExTha!

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Wow that turned around fast

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From: vcharon | #004

Girl: Well... yeah. Everybody likes sex.

Not completely true.

From: Grand Kirby | #005

This will always be the best:

This.... is amazing.

From: tyder21 | #006

I'm still partial to the whole "I have a key to a spaceship, but you have to go out with me in order to get it" idea.

If you recall I tried this on a Subway girl and it worked. But then I failed at the whole texting game and it never went anywhere.

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From: ShadowHalo17 | #016

If you recall I tried this on a Subway girl and it worked. But then I failed at the whole texting game and it never went anywhere.

Ah, I do remember this! I believe foolmo came up with the idea of the spaceship using the TC of that topic's idea of a bicycle.

Good stuff.

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From: tyder21 | #017

From: ShadowHalo17 | #016

If you recall I tried this on a Subway girl and it worked. But then I failed at the whole texting game and it never went anywhere.

Ah, I do remember this! I believe foolmo came up with the idea of the spaceship using the TC of that topic's idea of a bicycle.

Good stuff.

Was that the topic where someone came in to the TC's store and told his co-worker he's give her his bike parked out front if she went out with him?

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Grand Kirby posted...

This will always be the best:

Reminds me of this (warning: minor Earthbound spoilers):



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From: AdmiralZephyr | Posted: 7/1/2012 12:28:53 AM | #020

Reminds me of this (warning: minor Earthbound spoilers):

That's f***ing crazy

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AdmiralZephyr posted...

Grand Kirby posted...

This will always be the best:

Reminds me of this (warning: minor Earthbound spoilers):

I'm like the least sympathetic person I know and that almost made me tear up. Geez!

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From: MZero11 | #018

Was that the topic where someone came in to the TC's store and told his co-worker he's give her his bike parked out front if she went out with him?

Yep! That's the one!

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