Board 8 > B8CW Nitro 6/19/2012

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Results:
TJ Strife defeats Nee in a non-title exhibition match.

Afterwards, XIII stumbles across his tag-team partner's unconscious body.

Sir Cobain defeats Michael Warren in a single's match. Sir Cobain now gets to set the stipulations/match type at the next PPV.

We cut away to earlier footage, showing what happened to Whiskey Nick. He was attacked by a man in a ski-mask. Like Vee, Nick may be out indefinitely, leaving the PPV match in jeopardy.

Bob Sapp defeats XIII. Sapp/Nee now can set the stipulation/match type for the next PPV.

Visibly frustrated, and possibly suspecting Nee of the attack on Nick, XIII attacks Nee during an interview.

Six man over the top rope challenge, including the debut of the new superstar Bobcat. Elimination order:

1. Haguile
2. Jay Dizzy
3. NiteMare
4. Bobcat
5. Francesco H. Rossi

New #1 Contender is Slammin' Steve Hammond.

No scheduled matches for the next B8CW episode (Thunder)

Remember, first 24 hours keep spoilers marked. After that, though, go nuts. Feel free to promo, challenge, etc. And I'll try and book accordingly.

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

*enters the ring*

I must say... being the B8CW World Heavyweight Champion carries with it a lot of responsibility. I've issued an open challenge to any superstar in the back that I'll take them on in a non-title match. I came out not knowing who my opponent would be this week, and out comes Nee. Maybe it was revenge he was thinking. Maybe it was ego because of his victory over TheRock(1525). Maybe it was hope because he thought with a victory over me he'd get a shot at adding another title to his resume. Whatever it was, I took him on, and I once again walked out of the ring victorious. I'm no longer the RISING STAR. I've risen, I'm at the top, and someone's going to knock me off. Hammond may have the first shot at my title, but I'm undefeated still. Anyone that wants me knows where to find me, and they can be the first one to post that loss on my record. But you can damn well bet it's not going to be easy

Because...

I. Am. T. J. Strife.

And I make broken dreams for you..

Also, Haguile... your entrance lasted longer than your time in the battle royale... I think you have your priorities mixed up.

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

Nice job on the intro

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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...

thanks, it took longer than it should have

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

Congratulations Sir Cobain, you have managed to sneak away with another win. I commend you for your skill, but do not think that you are above me. You may have won our first two matches, but when next we meet, when that belt you now hold is on the line I will be victorious. My holy crusade will not be stopped by one such as you. No matter how grand you may think your lineage is it does not compare with the one who has sent me.

But what kind of match will our next encounter be? The choice is yours, but I would like to offer up a suggestion. Forget trying to find some silly gimmick match where you might have an advantage. We are both above such things. We have something in common Sir Cobain. We are both skilled submission wrestlers, to the point where already we have both declared ourselves to be the best in this company. Let's find out which one of us really is shall we? Select a submission match and let us truly test our mettle.

If you really as good as you claim to be then I say we pit our skill against each other and find out who is really the best at breaking a man down and making them give up.

So speaks the Archangel

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(Maniac64 at work)
All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.

*camera cut to backstage. Unseen, unnamed interviewer approaches Steve Hammond, who is standing next to a locker with a towel around his neck*

Interviewer: Mr. Hammond, congratulations on the victory tonight. How do you feel about your opponent's performance tonight?

Hammond: Well, y'know, I think 'dey did pretty good out there. There was a lotta hustle from all sides, I made some good plays, they made some good plays, there wudn't any fouls- I mean, foul play on any side, and I guess I was just able t'carry myself to victory.

Interviewer: How are you feeling about the possibility of being the B8CW Heavyweight Champion?

Hammond: Y'know, man, I just have to take this one game- I mean match at a time. Just gotta practice my shot- I mean moves hard, and make sure I show up strong on the court- I mean in the ring. If I make it my game out there then I think the results will be pretty good.

Interviewer: Uh, Mr. Hammond, you know this is a wrestling company, right? You don't have to be modest on the microphone; you can say whatever you're actually thinking.

Hammond: ...Hell, man, you're right!

Man, I f****** dominated that match! Got in 'da ring with all those busta nobodies and ate'm alive! Tossed that foo' Haguile out in the time it takes Steve Nash to get down the court, and followed up by jackin' that wannabe boxer out right after. Flipped that mohawk b**** out next, and you know he w'fumin' da hell out, but man I just gave him a cheesy ass smile and kept on goin' by throwin' the Tebow mark out. At least Rossi put up a fight, man, he's the least pathetic of'm all, and even he couldn't take it for more than a few blows. I went out there and showed everyone that I'm the motherf****** dominant force of this damn company.

TJ Strife, I'm comin' fo- ...nah, man, nevermind that statement. Overdone. Just know that everyone gets posterized, and you're next in line, boi.

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Haguile has the greatest entrance ever.

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NEW YORK GIANTS: SUPER BOWL XLII/XLVI CHAMPIONS!
LETS GO METS

bumpo

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

You don't need to worry, Archangel. Ever since you became the #1 contender for my Interboard title at Origin, I've known what kind of match we're having. As the two best technical wrestlers in B8CW there's only one kind of match we can possibly have to finish this trilogy. A classic, legendary match that only the two of us are capable of putting on. We are going to have an Ultimate Submission match. A war of attrition, of endurance, of technique, of precision. Whoever can make the other man submit the most times will prove to the world that they are the #1 technician in this company, and that they deserve to hold this title.

I know that we both respect each other's skills, but at (name of next PPV) that respect will be thrown out the window. This will be a battle. It may even be the greatest match in the young history of B8CW. But I will be walking out still holding this title, and I will cement myself as the greatest Interboard Champion of all time.

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cor

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

Such a sad topic.

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FEVER. PRESCRIPTION. COWBELL.
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And now you're a part of it.

Congrats.

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

24 hour grace period is up.

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

(Glad to see Cobain and I agreed on what kind of match needed to happen.)

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"Hope is allowed to be stupid, unwise, and naive." ~Sir Chris

Great intro.

Watching the rest after food.

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how was the food

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

was it good

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

it was good, wasn't it?

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

I wasn't a big fan of how the first match turned out.

I popped for Slammin' Steve Hammond though

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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...

Cranky, huh?

Maybe you should...

*puts on sunglasses*

Go to sleep.

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

get it cause its my finisher

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

Don't have a match stipulation for the tag team titles. That's up to Nee and War to figure out.

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

So.

It seems that Whiskey on the Rocks are being undone by an unscrupulous man.

This man goes by the name of TheKnightOfNee. That son of a b**** attacked my tag-team partner because he's scared that we might win the tag titles from him! It's possible that he knows that in a fair fight, we would win.

Either way, I won't stand for this. It's disgusting behaviour from a UCA superstar. I'm going to stay in this ring until TheRock suspends Nee indefinitely!

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(I know the show's already over, shut up)

I'm sorry, XIII, but I can't suspend Nee until I have proof that he was the attacker. We still don't know the identity of the man who ran down Eddie Vee, or if they're even related.

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

From: TheRock1525 | #002
Also, Haguile... your entrance lasted longer than your time in the battle royale... I think you have your priorities mixed up.
Actually I think my priorities are just perfect. I clearly know what matters the most here. Man I love my entrance so much. I may have lost but JUST YOU WAIT. In time...It's gonna be me.

(Sorry didn't see this topic until now >_>)

Someone get War in here so we can pick a stipulation.

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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...

Or you can go about it unilaterally.

Bob Sapp... isn't too bright, it seems.

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

AHAHAHAAHA! SORRY I WAS NOT HERE EARLIER, BUT BEAST IS ON A WINNING STREAK. BETWEEN MY CELEBRATION MEATS AND YOUR DOLLARS, THERE IS MUCH PORKCHOP CASH TO GO AROUND!

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Bob Sapp is easily the best character in B8CW.

You guys need to step your game up. Or Bob can step his down, I really don't give a s***.

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

WELL, AS BEAST'S MENTORS ROCCO ROCK AND JOHNNY GRUDGE SAID, YOU GOTTA GET UP TO GET DOWN!

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Hey, I don't really care what kind of match we have. When your as talented as I am, and as strong as Sapp is, every kind of match imaginable plays into our strengths. It really comes down to how we want to see Whiskey on the Rocks lose. And it's okay if we get our hands dirty winning the match, I always bring a towel with me.

Let's see if Sapp has any good ideas.

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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...

WELL, WITH ALL OUR PORKCHOP CASH, WE CAN COVER A, NO, PAIRS OF TABLES WITH PORKCHOPS, BUT IN THE TAG CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH, THE PORKCHOPS WILL BE WHISKEY!

ON THE ROCKS!

OUR BOUT WILL BE AN ELIMINATION DINING ROOM TABLES MATCH!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

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cor

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

(Sorry, had an idea, but forgot it a hour after ya IMed me, and the damn thing's been eluding me since.)

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Cuckoo, cuckoo, you're dead!

From: TheRock1525 | #024
I'm sorry, XIII, but I can't suspend Nee until I have proof that he was the attacker. We still don't know the identity of the man who ran down Eddie Vee, or if they're even related.
THIS

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. I AM A B8CW ORIGINAL! I DON'T DESERVE THIS TREATMENT!

I SEE THEY PICKED THE STIP. WELL THEY CAN TAKE THEIR STIP AND SHOVE IT! WHISKEY ON THE ROCKS WILL GET THEIR REVENGE!

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If you don't want people to constantly make fun of and criticize topics like these, maybe you should not make them total garbage. - Ed Bellis

Assuming Nick is healthy for the PPV

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

And you know what happens when you assume.

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.
"You have issues." - MWC. Pot. Kettle.

From: TheRock1525 | #037
And you know what happens when you assume.
Nick will not be held down by a petty, surprise attack. We will fight and we will win. Nee deserves justice - first we take his tag titles and then we will prove he is the one behind the assault.

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Official Commissioner of the WWE Liquor Basket™