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Uglyface2
06/15/12 8:07:00 PM
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They're going to do a showing of the Met Opera's production of Les Contes D'Hoffman in theaters in a few weeks, and if my experience seeing it live is any indication, going to the opera alone makes everyone around you very uncomfortable. Women changed seats with their men, without exception, to get away from me. Were it not for the fact that I love Offenbach, I'd have been very distressed and not enjoyed the opera at all. I need a girlfriend or something to come with me so nobody feels weirded out by the single guy sitting there watching opera.
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SmartMuffin
06/15/12 8:08:00 PM
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Wear a trench-coat and sunglasses.
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edwardsdv
06/15/12 8:08:00 PM
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Hey check out this loser.
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Uglyface2
06/15/12 8:09:00 PM
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I'd hire a call girl to watch it with me, but she'd just be on the phone texting her friends the whole time.
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SmartMuffin
06/15/12 8:09:00 PM
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From: Uglyface2 | #004 I'd hire a call girl to watch it with me, but she'd just be on the phone texting her friends the whole time. If you're paying, you can order her not to text.
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Uglyface2
06/15/12 8:11:00 PM
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And have her walk out before the third act? (Which, I might add, has one of the most beautiful introductions I've heard.)
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CeraSeptem
06/15/12 8:15:00 PM
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get a date?
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facepaImer
06/15/12 8:19:00 PM
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you don't have any female friends who like the opera?
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Weakupedia
06/15/12 8:20:00 PM
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facepaImer posted... you don't have any female friends who like the opera? no one likes opera
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CeraSeptem
06/15/12 8:20:00 PM
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go troll the local music college
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MarvelousGerbil
06/15/12 8:21:00 PM
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Literally unable to get a chick to go to an opera with him. You don't even have to have a date for this. Take your mom if you're that asocial.
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facepaImer
06/15/12 8:21:00 PM
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well so true weaku don't think anything could make me go to the opera unless maybe it was a topless one
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edwardsdv
06/15/12 8:22:00 PM
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From: facepaImer | #008 you don't have any female friends who like the opera? Hes uglyface. Females? More like FLEEmales.
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Weakupedia
06/15/12 8:22:00 PM
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facepaImer posted... well so true weaku don't think anything could make me go to the opera unless maybe it was a topless one not even
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thundersheep
06/15/12 8:23:00 PM
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From: Uglyface2 | #006 And have her walk out before the third act? (Which, I might add, has one of the most beautiful introductions I've heard.) It sounds like you don't really understand how call girls work. Either way yeah, it's a bit weird that there are certain activities that people only do as couples. Still, I don't believe what happened in your first post... seems very odd that people would move away from you just for... being there.
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edwardsdv
06/15/12 8:24:00 PM
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From: thundersheep | #015 From: Uglyface2 | #006 And have her walk out before the third act? (Which, I might add, has one of the most beautiful introductions I've heard.) It sounds like you don't really understand how call girls work. Either way yeah, it's a bit weird that there are certain activities that people only do as couples. Still, I don't believe what happened in your first post... seems very odd that people would move away from you just for... being there. Hes. Ugly. Face.
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facepaImer
06/15/12 8:25:00 PM
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topless and girls give you dome throughout?
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Not_an_Owl
06/15/12 8:47:00 PM
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From: Weakupedia | #009 facepaImer posted... you don't have any female friends who like the opera? no one likes operaITT, philistines.
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Kinglicious
06/15/12 8:53:00 PM
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Just accept your hunchback status and enjoy the damn show alone.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
06/15/12 8:54:00 PM
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Know who you should bring? That nephew who ratted you out
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SmartMuffin
06/15/12 8:54:00 PM
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ugly face enjoys opera obviously a phantom mask is the only reasonable solution here
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Kinglicious
06/15/12 8:58:00 PM
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He's the 2nd uglyface though. Nobody cares about that one.
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