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Uglyface2 06/15/12 8:07:00 PM #1:	They're going to do a showing of the Met Opera's production of Les Contes D'Hoffman in theaters in a few weeks, and if my experience seeing it live is any indication, going to the opera alone makes everyone around you very uncomfortable. Women changed seats with their men, without exception, to get away from me. Were it not for the fact that I love Offenbach, I'd have been very distressed and not enjoyed the opera at all. I need a girlfriend or something to come with me so nobody feels weirded out by the single guy sitting there watching opera. <cite>Uglyface2 posted [p:1241515] in I need a g... [t:63119559]...</cite> <quote> They're going to do a showing of the Met Opera's production of Les Contes D'Hoffman in theaters in a few weeks, and if my experience seeing it live is any indication, going to the opera alone makes everyone around you very uncomfortable. Women changed seats with their men, without exception, to get away from me. Were it not for the fact that I love Offenbach, I'd have been very distressed and not enjoyed the opera at all.I need a girlfriend or something to come with me so nobody feels weirded out by the single guy sitting there watching opera. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmartMuffin 06/15/12 8:08:00 PM #2:	Wear a trench-coat and sunglasses. -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://img.imgcake.com/smartmuffin/barkleyjpgde.jpg http://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ <cite>SmartMuffin posted [p:1241516] in I need a g... [t:63119559]...</cite> <quote> Wear a trench-coat and sunglasses. -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://img.imgcake.com/smartmuffin/barkleyjpgde.jpghttp://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
edwardsdv 06/15/12 8:08:00 PM #3:	Hey check out this loser. -- http://img.imgcake.com/nio/81edpngej.png The one and only Underdog Millionaire and UCA CORPORATE Champion <cite>edwardsdv posted [p:1241517] in I need a g... [t:63119559]...</cite> <quote> Hey check out this loser. -- http://img.imgcake.com/nio/81edpngej.pngThe one and only Underdog Millionaire and UCA CORPORATE Champion </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Uglyface2 06/15/12 8:09:00 PM #4:	I'd hire a call girl to watch it with me, but she'd just be on the phone texting her friends the whole time. <cite>Uglyface2 posted [p:1241518] in I need a g... [t:63119559]...</cite> <quote> I'd hire a call girl to watch it with me, but she'd just be on the phone texting her friends the whole time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmartMuffin 06/15/12 8:09:00 PM #5:	From: Uglyface2 \| #004 I'd hire a call girl to watch it with me, but she'd just be on the phone texting her friends the whole time. If you're paying, you can order her not to text. -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://img.imgcake.com/smartmuffin/barkleyjpgde.jpg http://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ <cite>SmartMuffin posted [p:1241519] in I need a g... [t:63119559]...</cite> <quote> <cite>From: Uglyface2 \| #004</cite><quote>I'd hire a call girl to watch it with me, but she'd just be on the phone texting her friends the whole time.</quote>If you're paying, you can order her not to text. -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://img.imgcake.com/smartmuffin/barkleyjpgde.jpghttp://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Uglyface2 06/15/12 8:11:00 PM #6:	And have her walk out before the third act? (Which, I might add, has one of the most beautiful introductions I've heard.) <cite>Uglyface2 posted [p:1241520] in I need a g... [t:63119559]...</cite> <quote> And have her walk out before the third act? (Which, I might add, has one of the most beautiful introductions I've heard.) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CeraSeptem 06/15/12 8:15:00 PM #7:	get a date? -- I **ing love to cuddle. I'm being oppressed! <cite>CeraSeptem posted [p:1241521] in I need a g... [t:63119559]...</cite> <quote> get a date? -- I **ing love to cuddle.I'm being oppressed! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
facepaImer 06/15/12 8:19:00 PM #8:	you don't have any female friends who like the opera? -- http://img.imgcake.com/palmerjpgan.jpg http://img.imgcake.com/Punny/Palmersspritepngqe.png <cite>facepaImer posted [p:1241522] in I need a g... [t:63119559]...</cite> <quote> you don't have any female friends who like the opera? -- http://img.imgcake.com/palmerjpgan.jpghttp://img.imgcake.com/Punny/Palmersspritepngqe.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Weakupedia 06/15/12 8:20:00 PM #9:	facepaImer posted... you don't have any female friends who like the opera? no one likes opera -- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/cwistofu/younha-combo.jpg <cite>Weakupedia posted [p:1241523] in I need a g... [t:63119559]...</cite> <quote> <cite>facepaImer posted...</cite><quote>you don't have any female friends who like the opera?</quote>no one likes opera -- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/cwistofu/younha-combo.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CeraSeptem 06/15/12 8:20:00 PM #10:	go troll the local music college -- I **ing love to cuddle. I'm being oppressed! <cite>CeraSeptem posted [p:1241524] in I need a g... [t:63119559]...</cite> <quote> go troll the local music college -- I **ing love to cuddle.I'm being oppressed! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarvelousGerbil 06/15/12 8:21:00 PM #11:	Literally unable to get a chick to go to an opera with him. You don't even have to have a date for this. Take your mom if you're that asocial. -- http://i.imgur.com/Aj7qk.gif <cite>MarvelousGerbil posted [p:1241525] in I need a g... [t:63119559]...</cite> <quote> Literally unable to get a chick to go to an opera with him. You don't even have to have a date for this. Take your mom if you're that asocial. -- http://i.imgur.com/Aj7qk.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
facepaImer 06/15/12 8:21:00 PM #12:	well so true weaku don't think anything could make me go to the opera unless maybe it was a topless one -- http://img.imgcake.com/palmerjpgan.jpg http://img.imgcake.com/Punny/Palmersspritepngqe.png <cite>facepaImer posted [p:1241526] in I need a g... [t:63119559]...</cite> <quote> well so true weakudon't think anything could make me go to the operaunless maybe it was a topless one -- http://img.imgcake.com/palmerjpgan.jpghttp://img.imgcake.com/Punny/Palmersspritepngqe.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
edwardsdv 06/15/12 8:22:00 PM #13:	From: facepaImer \| #008 you don't have any female friends who like the opera? Hes uglyface. Females? More like FLEEmales. -- http://img.imgcake.com/nio/81edpngej.png The one and only Underdog Millionaire and UCA CORPORATE Champion <cite>edwardsdv posted [p:1241527] in I need a g... [t:63119559]...</cite> <quote> From: facepaImer \| #008you don't have any female friends who like the opera?Hes uglyface. Females? More like FLEEmales. -- http://img.imgcake.com/nio/81edpngej.pngThe one and only Underdog Millionaire and UCA CORPORATE Champion </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Weakupedia 06/15/12 8:22:00 PM #14:	facepaImer posted... well so true weaku don't think anything could make me go to the opera unless maybe it was a topless one not even -- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/cwistofu/younha-combo.jpg <cite>Weakupedia posted [p:1241528] in I need a g... [t:63119559]...</cite> <quote> <cite>facepaImer posted...</cite><quote>well so true weakudon't think anything could make me go to the operaunless maybe it was a topless one</quote>not even -- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/cwistofu/younha-combo.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thundersheep 06/15/12 8:23:00 PM #15:	From: Uglyface2 \| #006 And have her walk out before the third act? (Which, I might add, has one of the most beautiful introductions I've heard.) It sounds like you don't really understand how call girls work. Either way yeah, it's a bit weird that there are certain activities that people only do as couples. Still, I don't believe what happened in your first post... seems very odd that people would move away from you just for... being there. -- http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/verr-ckt-nach-liebe http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/lunatic-asylum <cite>thundersheep posted [p:1241529] in I need a g... [t:63119559]...</cite> <quote> From: Uglyface2 \| #006And have her walk out before the third act? (Which, I might add, has one of the most beautiful introductions I've heard.)It sounds like you don't really understand how call girls work. Either way yeah, it's a bit weird that there are certain activities that people only do as couples. Still, I don't believe what happened in your first post... seems very odd that people would move away from you just for... being there. -- http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/verr-ckt-nach-liebehttp://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/lunatic-asylum </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
edwardsdv 06/15/12 8:24:00 PM #16:	From: thundersheep \| #015 From: Uglyface2 \| #006 And have her walk out before the third act? (Which, I might add, has one of the most beautiful introductions I've heard.) It sounds like you don't really understand how call girls work. Either way yeah, it's a bit weird that there are certain activities that people only do as couples. Still, I don't believe what happened in your first post... seems very odd that people would move away from you just for... being there. Hes. Ugly. Face. -- http://img.imgcake.com/nio/81edpngej.png The one and only Underdog Millionaire and UCA CORPORATE Champion <cite>edwardsdv posted [p:1241530] in I need a g... [t:63119559]...</cite> <quote> From: thundersheep \| #015From: Uglyface2 \| #006And have her walk out before the third act? (Which, I might add, has one of the most beautiful introductions I've heard.)It sounds like you don't really understand how call girls work. Either way yeah, it's a bit weird that there are certain activities that people only do as couples. Still, I don't believe what happened in your first post... seems very odd that people would move away from you just for... being there.Hes. Ugly. Face. -- http://img.imgcake.com/nio/81edpngej.pngThe one and only Underdog Millionaire and UCA CORPORATE Champion </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
facepaImer 06/15/12 8:25:00 PM #17:	topless and girls give you dome throughout? -- http://img.imgcake.com/palmerjpgan.jpg http://img.imgcake.com/Punny/Palmersspritepngqe.png <cite>facepaImer posted [p:1241531] in I need a g... [t:63119559]...</cite> <quote> topless and girls give you dome throughout? -- http://img.imgcake.com/palmerjpgan.jpghttp://img.imgcake.com/Punny/Palmersspritepngqe.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Not_an_Owl 06/15/12 8:47:00 PM #18:	From: Weakupedia \| #009 facepaImer posted... you don't have any female friends who like the opera? no one likes opera ITT, philistines. -- Besides, marijuana is far more harmful than steroids. - BlitzBomb I headbang to Bruckner. <cite>Not_an_Owl posted [p:1241532] in I need a g... [t:63119559]...</cite> <quote> From: Weakupedia \| #009<cite>facepaImer posted...</cite><quote>you don't have any female friends who like the opera?</quote>no one likes operaITT, philistines. -- Besides, marijuana is far more harmful than steroids. - BlitzBombI headbang to Bruckner. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kinglicious 06/15/12 8:53:00 PM #19:	Just accept your hunchback status and enjoy the damn show alone. -- The King Wang. Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert. <cite>Kinglicious posted [p:1241533] in I need a g... [t:63119559]...</cite> <quote> Just accept your hunchback status and enjoy the damn show alone. -- The King Wang.Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 06/15/12 8:54:00 PM #20:	Know who you should bring? That nephew who ratted you out -- I never said anything about banging her. Also, I wouldn't bang her. -LusterSoldier (on a fat pageant mom whose daughter chugs Mt. Dew) <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:1241534] in I need a g... [t:63119559]...</cite> <quote> Know who you should bring? That nephew who ratted you out -- I never said anything about banging her. Also, I wouldn't bang her. -LusterSoldier (on a fat pageant mom whose daughter chugs Mt. Dew) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmartMuffin 06/15/12 8:54:00 PM #21:	ugly face enjoys opera obviously a phantom mask is the only reasonable solution here -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://img.imgcake.com/smartmuffin/barkleyjpgde.jpg http://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ <cite>SmartMuffin posted [p:1241535] in I need a g... [t:63119559]...</cite> <quote> ugly faceenjoys operaobviously a phantom mask is the only reasonable solution here -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://img.imgcake.com/smartmuffin/barkleyjpgde.jpghttp://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kinglicious 06/15/12 8:58:00 PM #22:	He's the 2nd uglyface though. Nobody cares about that one. -- The King Wang. Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert. <cite>Kinglicious posted [p:1241536] in I need a g... [t:63119559]...</cite> <quote> He's the 2nd uglyface though. Nobody cares about that one. -- The King Wang.Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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