Board 8 > I wonder if I should ask out the girl who works at the liquor store

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She has a great body and cute face. Only question is how to approach this.

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Just be all "hey wanna uhh do stuff?"

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Ask her what her favorite liquor is and then when you go to buy it, ask her if she'd like to join you when she's done working.

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skull_bonek23 posted...

Ask her what her favorite liquor is and then when you go to buy it, ask her if she'd like to join you when she's done working.

Then when she says "I already have a boyfriend", you can chug it in front of her and drive home before it kicks in

It'd help to ensure her personality doesn't suck!

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From: Toddnesssssssss | #004

Then when she says "I already have a boyfriend", you can chug it in front of her and drive home before it kicks in

And also think about where you're going to get your liquor from now on.

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get her e-mail address

numbers are so 90s

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Jeff Zero posted...

It'd help to ensure her personality doesn't suck!

Well she's friendly and outgoing to me so that's good.

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Sounds good. Best of luck. Do it!

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E-mail addresses are so 00's though.

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Great_Paul posted...

Just be all "hey wanna uhh do stuff?"

Sounds like something an 8th grader would say

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so many things in this topic are cracking me up in so few posts

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pjbasis posted...

From: Toddnesssssssss | #004

Then when she says "I already have a boyfriend", you can chug it in front of her and drive home before it kicks in

And also think about where you're going to get your liquor from now on.

There are 6 liquor stores within a few blocks of my house

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From: Doompa | #013
pjbasis posted...

From: Toddnesssssssss | #004

Then when she says "I already have a boyfriend", you can chug it in front of her and drive home before it kicks in

And also think about where you're going to get your liquor from now on.

There are 6 liquor stores within a few blocks of my house


You live in the ghetto?

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thundersheep posted...

From: Doompa | #013
pjbasis posted...

From: Toddnesssssssss | #004

Then when she says "I already have a boyfriend", you can chug it in front of her and drive home before it kicks in

And also think about where you're going to get your liquor from now on.

There are 6 liquor stores within a few blocks of my house


You live in the ghetto?

No, a suburb of Kansas City

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Yeah you and every other drunk in the area hit on her. Separate yourself from the pack!

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From: YetAnothrShadow | #010

E-mail addresses are so 00's though.

So, Twitter name?

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MarvelousGerbil posted...

Twitter makes you seem like a self important douche.

That's good cause I don't even have a twitter account

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Xbox live account.

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Ask her what her thoughts are on sexist tropes in video games.

That will win her over

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Ask her which server she plays on for FFXI.

What? One B8er has gotten a family out of that one.

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Tell her you'd like to liquor.

Get it? Get it?

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SmartMuffin posted...

Tell her you'd like to liquor.

Get it? Get it?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

From: SmartMuffin | #023

Tell her you'd like to liquor.

Get it? Get it?

"i'd like to liquor... i mean lick you... i mean... well, just pretend you're in the third person"

sounds like a plan

If you can get her to flip the "open sign" to close for 10 min and then bang her in the cold beer storage I'll declare you a true man among men.

And yes, no need to be thorough, 10 min is fine given the circumstances.

don't do it. the risk of cold rejection is too great. you'll feel like a shell of yourself after it.

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Hire a friend to hold up the liquor store.

Immediately kick his ass but let him run out of the store while you make sure she's ok.

If you can't close the deal after that, it doesn't matter.

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Princess Anri posted...

Hire a friend to hold up the liquor store.

Immediately kick his ass but let him run out of the store while you make sure she's ok.

If you can't close the deal after that, it doesn't matter.

Best suggestion yet.

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Better yet, pay a bum $20 to do it, so that when he gets thrown in jail, no one will believe him when he says it was all your plan.

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Yeah, that's better.

And you can make the beating even more savage since it isn't your friend.

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WalrusJump posted...

don't do it. the risk of cold rejection is too great. you'll feel like a shell of yourself after it.

Why would he care, he can go to one of the 5 other liquor stores if he's rejected.

This isn't high school, its not like they'll be awkward moments between him and the freaking liquor girl.

i was really hoping that WalrusJump post was him trying to make a pun about doing it in the freezer and not so much 'the epitome of a board 8 poster'

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lisel he obviously wants to ask this girl out but he's tentative enough to ask about it on the board. so instead of just going for it he needs to know what lies ahead.

pain. rejection. the realization that if this girl says no that he is a weak man and no girl on the planet would ever be interested in him.

that is what lies ahead.

like they always say, "don't take risks and be afraid of rejection, for it will ruin you."

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Toddnesssssssss posted...

Why would he care, he can go to one of the 5 other liquor stores if he's rejected.

This isn't high school, its not like they'll be awkward moments between him and the freaking liquor girl.

no man that makes it worse. if this girl sees him patronizing another liquor store it'll be doubly awkward - store loyalty now comes into the equation.

the only solution for him now is to never see this girl again, for then he will be safe.

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WalrusJump posted...

Toddnesssssssss posted...

Why would he care, he can go to one of the 5 other liquor stores if he's rejected.

This isn't high school, its not like they'll be awkward moments between him and the freaking liquor girl.

no man that makes it worse. if this girl sees him patronizing another liquor store it'll be doubly awkward - store loyalty now comes into the equation.

the only solution for him now is to never see this girl again, for then he will be safe.

You're right! I'm off to go to the basement and cower in the corner!

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WalrusJump posted...

Toddnesssssssss posted...

Why would he care, he can go to one of the 5 other liquor stores if he's rejected.

This isn't high school, its not like they'll be awkward moments between him and the freaking liquor girl.

no man that makes it worse. if this girl sees him patronizing another liquor store it'll be doubly awkward - store loyalty now comes into the equation.

the only solution for him now is to never see this girl again, for then he will be safe.

lol I have a feeling you had a horrible incident between you and a girl you liked

Well, you only live once, and you're only young for a short while—so why not? Rejection is possible, sure, but if you're the least bit ambitious, then it's also a necessary part of life—especially when it comes girls. So just go for it, dude.

That being said, I'm a p**** and have never asked out a girl I didn't know all that well. But I also don't get laid too often either. So, yeah... don't be like me.

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AppreciateTrees posted...

Well, you only live once, and you're only young for a short while—so why not? Rejection is possible, sure, but if you're the least bit ambitious, then it's also a necessary part of life—especially when it comes girls. So just go for it, dude.

That being said, I'm a p**** and have never asked out a girl I didn't know all that well. But I also don't get laid too often either. So, yeah... don't be like me.

Ya that's the thing. If he asks out random liquor store girl, where has she been?

From: Toddnesssssssss | #040
Ya that's the thing. If he asks out random liquor store girl, where has she been?
The liquor store. Where else would she go?

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I wonder if I should ask out the girl who works at the liquor store

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wait not strahax? don't do that to me!

Toddnesssssssss posted...

WalrusJump posted...

Toddnesssssssss posted...

Why would he care, he can go to one of the 5 other liquor stores if he's rejected.

This isn't high school, its not like they'll be awkward moments between him and the freaking liquor girl.

no man that makes it worse. if this girl sees him patronizing another liquor store it'll be doubly awkward - store loyalty now comes into the equation.

the only solution for him now is to never see this girl again, for then he will be safe.

lol I have a feeling you had a horrible incident between you and a girl you liked

nah man. i pump my love juice in every girl i want. this is just common sense thinking here. that's how relations with girls work.

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Save yourself the trouble, Yosuke.

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learn to do awesome standing backflips.

go up to her and ask if she wants to see 10 backflips (she will say 'yes')

do 10 perfect standing backflips in a row, right there in front of the counter.

she'll have a standing orgasm right there and want more.

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Man I would instantly cream myself if a guy did ten standing backflips in front of me. What woman wouldn't want that????

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Dammit, so that's why that girl totally blew me off when I did 9 standing backflips and then a front flip... should've just gone for 10 backflips

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So close, foolmo. So close...

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yeah, front flips are like taking a big dump on the counter

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What the hell?

Standing front flips are so much harder!

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