Board 8 > I'm sitting here at my computer and I look up......OHS***ASPIDER!

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Nevest
05/19/12 12:22:00 AM
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It's happened twice this week. Just sitting there, on the wall, not moving.....like it's just waiting for me to kill it....

Which I do of course.

Though, a couple weeks ago, my gf and I were sitting here watching stuff on youtube and, I swear this is true, I look up and a tiny little spider (one of those furry little black ones) is literally just hanging there in front of my face.

Just hanging there, on it's thread. I'd swear it was watching the videos b/c as soon as my gf got me to notice it, and I went "wtf!?" it started slowly coming down towards my desk like it was saying "I need to get out of here, quick!"

I squished it.

I don't mind spiders if they stay hidden away and do their job of killing other insects, but man....when they come out and I see them scurrying along, I have to kill it.

Another time, we were sitting on the couch watching Scrubs and I felt something hit my shoulder. I thought my gf had just tapped me to be funny until I felt something crawling on my arm. I jumped up and flung my arms wildly about to make sure it wasn't still on me. We looked around for a minute and couldn't find it until she was like "babe.....it's there....on your armrest..."

It was just sitting there hoping I wouldn't see it.

I squished it.

Idk why I'm sharing all this. I just wanted you all to feel warm and fuzzy I guess.

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Ace_Killjoy
05/19/12 12:29:00 AM
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Nevest posted...
I squished it.

Be really bloody careful when doing this!

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Nevest
05/19/12 12:31:00 AM
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Is it terrifyingly evil that I gain some manner of comfort when I have the spider in the napkin/paper towel and I get that little *pop* when I squish it?

>_>

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Ace_Killjoy
05/19/12 12:32:00 AM
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Nevest posted...
Is it terrifyingly evil that I gain some manner of comfort when I have the spider in the napkin/paper towel and I get that little *pop* when I squish it?

>_>




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foolm0ron
05/19/12 12:36:00 AM
#5:


our daddy taught us not to be afraid of our spiders, especially since they're such good size and all

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Ace_Killjoy
05/19/12 12:39:00 AM
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foolm0ron posted...
our daddy taught us not to be afraid of our spiders, especially since they're such good size and all

Was it because you kept smashing your spiders?

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Robazoid
05/19/12 12:49:00 AM
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I think your girlfriend is the spider queen

It's the only explanation.

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Nevest
05/19/12 12:50:00 AM
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From: Ace_Killjoy | #004
Nevest posted...
Is it terrifyingly evil that I gain some manner of comfort when I have the spider in the napkin/paper towel and I get that little *pop* when I squish it?

>_>







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Dark Young Link
05/19/12 1:13:00 AM
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Nevest posted...
From: Ace_Killjoy | #004
Nevest posted...
Is it terrifyingly evil that I gain some manner of comfort when I have the spider in the napkin/paper towel and I get that little *pop* when I squish it?

>_>












Not gonna lie, that's what I'd be doing if I saw that thing in real life.

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