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GrapefruitKing 05/17/12 10:03:00 PM #1: |
right now, you still have chunks of poo in your buttcrack because you're wiping the wrong way
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The Real Truth 05/17/12 10:04:00 PM #2: |
I like this topic
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DpObliVion 05/17/12 10:04:00 PM #3: |
Oh. Okay. Thanks.
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AlphaRayAllen 05/17/12 10:05:00 PM #4: |
You wipe while standing?
Sorry, I'm going to have to inform the mods that there's an eight year old on the board. -- I like how each new topic you make reveals such varied facets of your idiocy. - foolmo [NO BARKLEY NO PEACE] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AdmiralZephyr 05/17/12 10:06:00 PM #5: |
The Real Truth posted...
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ninkendo 05/17/12 10:07:00 PM #6: |
GFK admitting his ass is so big he can't get in there when sitting down
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rammtay 05/17/12 10:08:00 PM #8: |
AlphaRayAllen posted...
You wipe while standing? Sorry, I'm going to have to inform the mods that there's an eight year old on the board. I think you're the 8 year old since you apparently don't worry about getting crap on your tiny balls the way you wipe. -- caps ... Copied to Clipboard!
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skull_bonek23 05/17/12 10:09:00 PM #9: |
seriously though how can you wipe sitting down
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Pokalicious 05/17/12 10:10:00 PM #10: |
ITT: people who dont shower
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AlphaRayAllen 05/17/12 10:10:00 PM #11: |
From: rammtay | #007 No, I don't worry about that because I have half-decent motor skills. I guess I shouldn't expect a lot from a pleb who wipes while standing up. I bet you drop your pants to piss too. -- I like how each new topic you make reveals such varied facets of your idiocy. - foolmo [NO BARKLEY NO PEACE] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rammtay 05/17/12 10:11:00 PM #12: |
no
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tereziWright 05/17/12 10:11:00 PM #13: |
I would be pretty f***ing embarrassed if I had to stand to wipe, I don't know why you would admit something like that here. Kind of gross.
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ninkendo 05/17/12 10:14:00 PM #14: |
http://deadspin.com/5424415/sitters-vs-standers--the-great-wipe-hope
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ninkendo 05/17/12 10:14:00 PM #15: |
Also this obviously needs to be submitted now as a GameFAQs poll
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AlphaRayAllen 05/17/12 10:16:00 PM #16: |
I wiped standing as a kid then switched to doing it while sitting.
Preach it, Avi. -- I like how each new topic you make reveals such varied facets of your idiocy. - foolmo [NO BARKLEY NO PEACE] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FL81 05/17/12 10:17:00 PM #17: |
From: ninkendo | #014 56% of people are wrong. -- http://i39.tinypic.com/2d7sp7b.jpg http://i51.tinypic.com/21llhd4.gif http://i53.tinypic.com/2h7m3p5.png http://i29.tinypic.com/2s0zr0y.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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azuarc 05/17/12 10:20:00 PM #18: |
People wipe sitting down? That's even possible? What do you do -- reach through your crotch?
As for width of the aperture, it's really not that hard to "pucker" standing up for purposes of wiping. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ace_Killjoy 05/17/12 10:22:00 PM #19: |
What the actual heck is this topic?!
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WazzupGenius00 05/17/12 10:22:00 PM #20: |
I can't speak for all of the "standing" crowd but for me, "standing" is a misnomer--it's pretty much squatting in the air
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Shoenin_Kakashi 05/17/12 10:24:00 PM #21: |
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TheRock1525 05/17/12 10:25:00 PM #22: |
Seriously, though, how can you wipe standing up?
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Ace_Killjoy 05/17/12 10:25:00 PM #23: |
There's clearly not enough process detail sharing in this topic for anyone to understand each other.
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azuarc 05/17/12 10:28:00 PM #24: |
As far as I would interpret it, sitting means your ass is still on the toilet seat, and you're wiping somehow.
Standing is your ass is NOT on the toilet seat, whether that's crouching, hovering, or fully upright. (Though why you would be fully upright to wipe is anybody's guess.) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ace_Killjoy 05/17/12 10:29:00 PM #25: |
azuarc posted...
Standing is your ass is NOT on the toilet seat, whether that's crouching, hovering, or fully upright. (Though why you would be fully upright to wipe is anybody's guess.) In that case, why is it such a big deal? It sounds like there's hardly a difference. -- Proud member of the Global Defence Force. http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/AceKilljoyShieldpngyp.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pizza_Dinosaur 05/17/12 10:32:00 PM #26: |
After reading this topic I just decided to try it sitting down
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Tom Bombadil 05/17/12 10:33:00 PM #27: |
yeah I have never understood the difference so I am not actually sure which I do
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skull_bonek23 05/17/12 10:34:00 PM #28: |
Pizza_Dinosaur posted...
After reading this topic I just decided to try it sitting down OH MY GOD you guys don't know what you're missing. This has been a true eye-opener. Sitters are resorting to alts to try to convert us! This is one thing that I WON'T stand for. -- skull ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xuxon 05/17/12 10:37:00 PM #29: |
From: skull_bonek23 | #009 imagine you're scratching your lower back while sitting. now do it with tp in your hand and move your hand a bit lower. now of course, you can't sit like you're in a recliner, have to lean forward a bit, but you don't have to stand or even squat. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Menji76 05/17/12 10:39:00 PM #30: |
You just lean onto a cheek. I lean on my right since I'm a lefty and wipe.
How the **** do you do it standing? You literally have to spread your cheeks manually. -- Menji~ House Eltharion http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/MenjiShieldpngan.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ace_Killjoy 05/17/12 10:41:00 PM #31: |
Xuxon posted...
From: skull_bonek23 | #009 seriously though how can you wipe sitting down imagine you're scratching your lower back while sitting. now do it with tp in your hand and move your hand a bit lower. Stopped reading there. -- Proud member of the Global Defence Force. http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/AceKilljoyShieldpngyp.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GrapefruitKing 05/17/12 10:44:00 PM #32: |
From: Xuxon | #029 that's so awful ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ace_Killjoy 05/17/12 10:50:00 PM #33: |
So... you stand up... and risk letting all the stuff you haven't wiped yet ooze down your legs and onto the floor/pants.
Yeah. That sounds real great. -- Proud member of the Global Defence Force. http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/AceKilljoyShieldpngyp.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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baron von toast 05/17/12 10:51:00 PM #34: |
Do sitters check the paper for fecal matter as they reach the end of the procedure or do they just drop it straight into the toilet and hope that they're not leaving flecks of human waste in their tush.
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baron von toast 05/17/12 10:51:00 PM #35: |
From: Ace_Killjoy | #033 I think you need more fiber in your diet. -- . ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ninkendo 05/17/12 10:52:00 PM #36: |
check it of course
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Ace_Killjoy 05/17/12 10:52:00 PM #37: |
baron von toast posted...
I think you need more fiber in your diet. Ok. "Plop." That any better? -- Proud member of the Global Defence Force. http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/AceKilljoyShieldpngyp.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Menji76 05/17/12 10:52:00 PM #38: |
Here's another question, do people use water when wiping?
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WazzupGenius00 05/17/12 10:52:00 PM #39: |
From: Ace_Killjoy | #033 what the f*** kind of unhealthy s***s are you having that could be oozing down your pants?! -- http://i49.tinypic.com/anio39.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ninkendo 05/17/12 10:53:00 PM #40: |
water sometimes yes sometimes no. Depends how solid it was
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Ace_Killjoy 05/17/12 10:54:00 PM #41: |
WazzupGenius00 posted...
what the f*** kind of unhealthy s***s are you having that could be oozing down your pants?! Let me put it to you this way: suppose you have diarrhea... -- Proud member of the Global Defence Force. http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/AceKilljoyShieldpngyp.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Menji76 05/17/12 10:55:00 PM #42: |
From: Ace_Killjoy | #041 Is that more than once a year? -- Menji+ What Will Never Be the Greatest. http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/8184/ffxiii.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ace_Killjoy 05/17/12 10:57:00 PM #43: |
Menji76 posted...
Is that more than once a year? How the heck should I know? Really, though. There's a number of words I could have used that would have been more applicable, if the word "ooze" is the only problem you had with my statement. -- Proud member of the Global Defence Force. http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/AceKilljoyShieldpngyp.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GenesisSaga 05/17/12 10:57:00 PM #44: |
What is this topic?
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Robazoid 05/17/12 10:57:00 PM #45: |
I wipe while sitting a few times at first to get the majority, and then stand so that I can see the toilet paper as I throw it in so that I can know when it's all clear.
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Ace_Killjoy 05/17/12 10:58:00 PM #46: |
GenesisSaga posted...
What is this topic? That was my original question. -- Proud member of the Global Defence Force. http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/AceKilljoyShieldpngyp.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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baron von toast 05/17/12 11:00:00 PM #47: |
From: Menji76 | #038 Whatever, man. I'm a gamer, not a doctor. Eat more... rice, I guess? I eat a lot of rice and I **** cinder blocks. -- . ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrSmartGuy 05/17/12 11:00:00 PM #48: |
Unless anyone in here wipes while squatting, everyone in here is wrong.
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rammtay 05/17/12 11:01:00 PM #49: |
No, that doesn't happen even when you piss out your ass. the worst thing would be a drop on the floor.
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_Zea_ 05/17/12 11:01:00 PM #50: |
these topics are seriously the worst kind of topics ever posted on board 8
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