Board 8 > ATTN: people who wipe while sitting

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GrapefruitKing
05/17/12 10:03:00 PM
#1:


right now, you still have chunks of poo in your buttcrack because you're wiping the wrong way
and you're stinking up the whole room
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The Real Truth
05/17/12 10:04:00 PM
#2:


I like this topic

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DpObliVion
05/17/12 10:04:00 PM
#3:


Oh. Okay. Thanks.


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AlphaRayAllen
05/17/12 10:05:00 PM
#4:


You wipe while standing?

Sorry, I'm going to have to inform the mods that there's an eight year old on the board.

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AdmiralZephyr
05/17/12 10:06:00 PM
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The Real Truth posted...
I like this topic

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ninkendo
05/17/12 10:07:00 PM
#6:


GFK admitting his ass is so big he can't get in there when sitting down

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rammtay
05/17/12 10:08:00 PM
#8:


AlphaRayAllen posted...
You wipe while standing?

Sorry, I'm going to have to inform the mods that there's an eight year old on the board.


I think you're the 8 year old since you apparently don't worry about getting crap on your tiny balls the way you wipe.

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skull_bonek23
05/17/12 10:09:00 PM
#9:


seriously though how can you wipe sitting down

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Pokalicious
05/17/12 10:10:00 PM
#10:


ITT: people who dont shower

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AlphaRayAllen
05/17/12 10:10:00 PM
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From: rammtay | #007
I think you're the 8 year old since you apparently don't worry about getting crap on your tiny balls the way you wipe.


No, I don't worry about that because I have half-decent motor skills.

I guess I shouldn't expect a lot from a pleb who wipes while standing up. I bet you drop your pants to piss too.

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rammtay
05/17/12 10:11:00 PM
#12:


no

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tereziWright
05/17/12 10:11:00 PM
#13:


I would be pretty f***ing embarrassed if I had to stand to wipe, I don't know why you would admit something like that here. Kind of gross.

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ninkendo
05/17/12 10:14:00 PM
#14:


http://deadspin.com/5424415/sitters-vs-standers--the-great-wipe-hope

56% of people wipe while sitting!

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ninkendo
05/17/12 10:14:00 PM
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Also this obviously needs to be submitted now as a GameFAQs poll

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AlphaRayAllen
05/17/12 10:16:00 PM
#16:


I wiped standing as a kid then switched to doing it while sitting.

Preach it, Avi.

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FL81
05/17/12 10:17:00 PM
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From: ninkendo | #014
56% of people wipe while sitting!


56% of people are wrong.

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azuarc
05/17/12 10:20:00 PM
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People wipe sitting down? That's even possible? What do you do -- reach through your crotch?

As for width of the aperture, it's really not that hard to "pucker" standing up for purposes of wiping.
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Ace_Killjoy
05/17/12 10:22:00 PM
#19:


What the actual heck is this topic?!

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WazzupGenius00
05/17/12 10:22:00 PM
#20:


I can't speak for all of the "standing" crowd but for me, "standing" is a misnomer--it's pretty much squatting in the air

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Shoenin_Kakashi
05/17/12 10:24:00 PM
#21:


From: skull_bonek23 | #009
seriously though how can you wipe sitting down



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TheRock1525
05/17/12 10:25:00 PM
#22:


Seriously, though, how can you wipe standing up?

Do you manually open your butt-cheeks? Cause the toilet seat naturally does that for you.

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Ace_Killjoy
05/17/12 10:25:00 PM
#23:


There's clearly not enough process detail sharing in this topic for anyone to understand each other.

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azuarc
05/17/12 10:28:00 PM
#24:


As far as I would interpret it, sitting means your ass is still on the toilet seat, and you're wiping somehow.

Standing is your ass is NOT on the toilet seat, whether that's crouching, hovering, or fully upright. (Though why you would be fully upright to wipe is anybody's guess.)
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Ace_Killjoy
05/17/12 10:29:00 PM
#25:


azuarc posted...
Standing is your ass is NOT on the toilet seat, whether that's crouching, hovering, or fully upright. (Though why you would be fully upright to wipe is anybody's guess.)

In that case, why is it such a big deal? It sounds like there's hardly a difference.

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Pizza_Dinosaur
05/17/12 10:32:00 PM
#26:


After reading this topic I just decided to try it sitting down

OH MY GOD you guys don't know what you're missing. This has been a true eye-opener.

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Tom Bombadil
05/17/12 10:33:00 PM
#27:


yeah I have never understood the difference so I am not actually sure which I do

I kinda half-stand

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skull_bonek23
05/17/12 10:34:00 PM
#28:


Pizza_Dinosaur posted...
After reading this topic I just decided to try it sitting down

OH MY GOD you guys don't know what you're missing. This has been a true eye-opener.


Sitters are resorting to alts to try to convert us! This is one thing that I WON'T stand for.

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Xuxon
05/17/12 10:37:00 PM
#29:


From: skull_bonek23 | #009
seriously though how can you wipe sitting down


imagine you're scratching your lower back while sitting. now do it with tp in your hand and move your hand a bit lower. now of course, you can't sit like you're in a recliner, have to lean forward a bit, but you don't have to stand or even squat.
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Menji76
05/17/12 10:39:00 PM
#30:


You just lean onto a cheek. I lean on my right since I'm a lefty and wipe.

How the **** do you do it standing? You literally have to spread your cheeks manually.

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Ace_Killjoy
05/17/12 10:41:00 PM
#31:


Xuxon posted...
From: skull_bonek23 | #009
seriously though how can you wipe sitting down
imagine you're scratching your lower back while sitting. now do it with tp in your hand and move your hand a bit lower.


Stopped reading there.

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GrapefruitKing
05/17/12 10:44:00 PM
#32:


From: Xuxon | #029
imagine you're scratching your lower back while sitting. now do it with tp in your hand and move your hand a bit lower. now of course, you can't sit like you're in a recliner, have to lean forward a bit, but you don't have to stand or even squat.


that's so awful
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Ace_Killjoy
05/17/12 10:50:00 PM
#33:


So... you stand up... and risk letting all the stuff you haven't wiped yet ooze down your legs and onto the floor/pants.
Yeah. That sounds real great.

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baron von toast
05/17/12 10:51:00 PM
#34:


Do sitters check the paper for fecal matter as they reach the end of the procedure or do they just drop it straight into the toilet and hope that they're not leaving flecks of human waste in their tush.

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baron von toast
05/17/12 10:51:00 PM
#35:


From: Ace_Killjoy | #033
So... you stand up... and risk letting all the stuff you haven't wiped yet ooze down your legs and onto the floor/pants.
Yeah. That sounds real great.


I think you need more fiber in your diet.

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ninkendo
05/17/12 10:52:00 PM
#36:


check it of course

it's seriously not that difficult!

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Ace_Killjoy
05/17/12 10:52:00 PM
#37:


baron von toast posted...
I think you need more fiber in your diet.

Ok. "Plop."
That any better?

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Menji76
05/17/12 10:52:00 PM
#38:


Here's another question, do people use water when wiping?

From: baron von toast | #035
I think you need more fiber in your diet.


Shouldn't that be less?

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WazzupGenius00
05/17/12 10:52:00 PM
#39:


From: Ace_Killjoy | #033
So... you stand up... and risk letting all the stuff you haven't wiped yet ooze down your legs and onto the floor/pants.
Yeah. That sounds real great.


what the f*** kind of unhealthy s***s are you having that could be oozing down your pants?!

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ninkendo
05/17/12 10:53:00 PM
#40:


water sometimes yes sometimes no. Depends how solid it was

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Ace_Killjoy
05/17/12 10:54:00 PM
#41:


WazzupGenius00 posted...
what the f*** kind of unhealthy s***s are you having that could be oozing down your pants?!

Let me put it to you this way: suppose you have diarrhea...

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Menji76
05/17/12 10:55:00 PM
#42:


From: Ace_Killjoy | #041
WazzupGenius00 posted...
what the f*** kind of unhealthy s***s are you having that could be oozing down your pants?!

Let me put it to you this way: suppose you have diarrhea...


Is that more than once a year?

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Ace_Killjoy
05/17/12 10:57:00 PM
#43:


Menji76 posted...
Is that more than once a year?

How the heck should I know?

Really, though. There's a number of words I could have used that would have been more applicable, if the word "ooze" is the only problem you had with my statement.

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GenesisSaga
05/17/12 10:57:00 PM
#44:


What is this topic?

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Robazoid
05/17/12 10:57:00 PM
#45:


I wipe while sitting a few times at first to get the majority, and then stand so that I can see the toilet paper as I throw it in so that I can know when it's all clear.

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Ace_Killjoy
05/17/12 10:58:00 PM
#46:


GenesisSaga posted...
What is this topic?

That was my original question.

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baron von toast
05/17/12 11:00:00 PM
#47:


From: Menji76 | #038
Shouldn't that be less?


Whatever, man. I'm a gamer, not a doctor. Eat more... rice, I guess? I eat a lot of rice and I **** cinder blocks.

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MrSmartGuy
05/17/12 11:00:00 PM
#48:


Unless anyone in here wipes while squatting, everyone in here is wrong.

I sit myself, but THAT's the way nature intended, sooo.....

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rammtay
05/17/12 11:01:00 PM
#49:


No, that doesn't happen even when you piss out your ass. the worst thing would be a drop on the floor.

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_Zea_
05/17/12 11:01:00 PM
#50:


these topics are seriously the worst kind of topics ever posted on board 8

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