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SmartMuffin 05/12/12 5:28:00 PM #1: |
And yet, since it prominently features the Navy, almost everyone I know is talking about it, going to see it, and most likely going to claim it's really good even though it totally won't be.
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SovietOmega 05/12/12 5:31:00 PM #2: |
to be fair, what has the navy done since like...ww2?
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Pacmantis 05/12/12 5:32:00 PM #3: |
They should be offended by being featured in something so dumb.
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Mr Lasastryke 05/12/12 5:35:00 PM #4: |
A friend of mine described it as a "parody of a Michael Bay movie."
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TheCodeisBosco 05/12/12 5:36:00 PM #5: |
I remember hearing about the Battleship movie for the first time. I thought it was a really ridiculous idea.
Amazingly, though, the finished product actually looks even more stupid than I expected. -- Hey, you ever coming back? You kidding? I am Queens Boulevard. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CycloRaptor 05/12/12 5:37:00 PM #6: |
battleship looks terrible
and yet everyone is talking about it and going to see it lol america lol consumers lol marketing -- http://img.imgcake.com/newaccountjpget.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pjbasis 05/12/12 5:38:00 PM #7: |
I have not heard anyone talk about it or want to see it.
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swordz9 05/12/12 5:40:00 PM #8: |
Maybe they want to see it because they're hoping Rihanna will be topless? I almost feel tempted to see it because Liam Neeson is in it, but I'll just wait for it to be on tv or something.
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FAHtastic 05/12/12 5:40:00 PM #9: |
I've seen it. It's alright. Ships blowing up aliens, s'all I ask for from a film like that.
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Kirbydamasta 05/12/12 5:41:00 PM #10: |
I really cannot take any movie named after a board game seriously
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CycloRaptor 05/12/12 5:41:00 PM #11: |
Maybe they want to see it because they're hoping Rihanna will be topless?
it isn't rated R, and we literally have the internet now so hoping to see a naked person is no reason to see a movie when you could get screencaps with a google search. -- http://img.imgcake.com/newaccountjpget.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pacmantis 05/12/12 5:43:00 PM #12: |
Kirbydamasta posted...
I really cannot take any movie named after a board game seriously how dare you imply such bad things about jumanji -- Muglekoopo14 Wakka wakka wakka *consumes you* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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beavis666x2 05/12/12 6:08:00 PM #13: |
From: Kirbydamasta | #010 Clue, b****. -- Nanomachines: The cause of and solution to all of life's problems. http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/5980/861756874pp6.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmartMuffin 05/12/12 6:08:00 PM #14: |
From: CycloRaptor | #006 yeah, at least the Navy people have an excuse I guess -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://img.imgcake.com/smartmuffin/barkleyjpgde.jpg http://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CycloRaptor 05/12/12 6:08:00 PM #15: |
I hope they make a crossfire movie
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ninkendo 05/12/12 6:08:00 PM #16: |
Michael Bay's Don't Wake Daddy
Make your way to the kitchen for a snack without waking Daddy (The King of all Aliens). Land on a noise and you'll blow up Daddy's alarm clock (along with the thing you stepped on to make the noise) -- http://i.imgur.com/H7Tbg.jpg http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/CaptainRockman.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmartMuffin 05/12/12 6:10:00 PM #17: |
From: Pacmantis | #012 Technically Jumanji isn't a REAL board game so the movie was named after a book <_< -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://img.imgcake.com/smartmuffin/barkleyjpgde.jpg http://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrGreenonion 05/12/12 6:12:00 PM #18: |
LEAKED CLIP SPOILERS
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Veola 05/12/12 6:14:00 PM #19: |
A friend of mine described it as a "parody of a Michael Bay movie."
If this is an accurate description, they should've advertised it as such. I would've been first in line. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmartMuffin 05/12/12 6:22:00 PM #20: |
reminds me of this
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paperwarior 05/12/12 6:24:00 PM #21: |
Taylor Kitsch: "You sunk my career!"
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FartAstronaut69 05/12/12 6:31:00 PM #22: |
worst thing about this movie is that they never even use the "you sunk my battleship!" line.
total garbge -- more like FartASStronaut ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeonhartFour 05/12/12 6:31:00 PM #23: |
From: FartAstronaut69 | #022 This is a travesty indeed if true -- http://i.minus.com/iH9vIGOBoyTQ2.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmartMuffin 05/12/12 7:44:00 PM #24: |
I'm telling you guys. Navy people see this as a "Navy movie" and not a "board game movie"
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pjbasis 05/12/12 8:01:00 PM #25: |
From: CycloRaptor | #016 Next summer, you'll be caught up in the CROSSFIRE -- http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr345/Rakaputra/pjbasis.png SuperNiceDog - 1, pjbasis - 0 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FartAstronaut69 05/12/12 9:00:00 PM #26: |
SmartMuffin posted...
I'm telling you guys. Navy people see this as a "Navy movie" and not a "board game movie" sure, but like I said... shouldn't they be seeing it as a "bad movie involving the navy thus being like... negative for the navy" or something? I would describe myself as a gamer (or maybe I wouldn't because I still don't love the word, but it regardless it would be an accurate way to describe me). When I see this trailer: http://www.screened.com/trailer-noobz/128-1131/ I don't go "omg it's a gamer movie must see", I go "omg this is a bad movie about gamers that would make anyone seeing it think less of this group I am a part of". What I'm trying to say here is... I think your friends have bad taste in movies. I'm sorry to inform you of this, I know it must be hard. -- more like FartASStronaut ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JaKyL25 05/12/12 9:03:00 PM #27: |
From: SmartMuffin | #024 Do they see the Board Game as a "Navy Board Game?" -- Thank you, Eddie Guerrero. http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/04/33_Moscow_04112012jg_02128.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmartMuffin 05/12/12 9:08:00 PM #28: |
From: Jakyl25 | #027 Hey, those could be anyone's battleships! But in this movie, it's pretty clearly the US Navy who is in play. -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://img.imgcake.com/smartmuffin/barkleyjpgde.jpg http://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JaKyL25 05/12/12 9:11:00 PM #29: |
Does the Navy have an actual protocol for dealing with hostile aliens?
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FartAstronaut69 05/12/12 9:12:00 PM #30: |
Jakyl25 posted...
Does the Navy have an actual protocol for dealing with hostile aliens? yes, they call Rihana, put her on a boat, and then just see what happens. -- more like FartASStronaut ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmartMuffin 05/12/12 9:59:00 PM #31: |
From: Jakyl25 | #029 Honestly, I'd bet anything the DoD as a whole actually does. I mean, all those generals who show up to the Pentagon every day have to be doing something right? -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://img.imgcake.com/smartmuffin/barkleyjpgde.jpg http://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shoenin_Kakashi 05/12/12 10:11:00 PM #33: |
This is not Battleship I grew up with.
There were no aliens in battleship. Did Bay Do this? -- Oh SuperNiceDog's doing it again dude. SuperNiceDog, you ain't no pimp dude ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Veola 05/12/12 11:00:00 PM #34: |
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ImTheMacheteGuy 05/12/12 11:09:00 PM #35: |
SPOILERS the earth navy wins the ultimate battle in the final minuts of the movie when the aliens have to take a bathroom break and earth cheats by looking over and seeing where their ships are, then guessing those locations. Aliens accuse earth of cheating. Earth denies it, insists upon luck.
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JaKyL25 05/12/12 11:17:00 PM #36: |
From: Shoenin_Kakashi | #033 You mean you totally missed the rich Battleship narrative? -- Thank you, Eddie Guerrero. http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2012/04/33_Moscow_04112012jg_02128.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Theon_Greyjoy 05/12/12 11:35:00 PM #37: |
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey already did Battleship enough justice that no other movies will ever be necessary.
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Raka_Putra 05/12/12 11:47:00 PM #38: |
So some Americans would watch anything with their own military forces on it? That's kinda...sad.
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FartAstronaut69 05/12/12 11:49:00 PM #39: |
Raka_Putra posted...
So some Americans would watch anything with their own military forces on it? That's kinda...sad. Muffin is the military. He's talking about other military people. -- more like FartASStronaut ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Raka_Putra 05/13/12 12:05:00 AM #40: |
Ooh, I see. Then that's better.
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Jeff Zero 05/13/12 12:38:00 AM #41: |
CycloRaptor posted...
battleship looks terrible and yet everyone is talking about it and going to see it lol america lol consumers lol marketing -- "Later..." <Toonami> <4/1/2012> <Never Forget> ~SCP~ http://img.imgcake.com/Jeffzeropngus.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hideto 05/13/12 12:41:00 AM #42: |
As a former Chinese cryptolinguist for the US Navy I can safely say that I do not intend spend money on this movie. I might watch it if someone game me free passes, but I'd probably make fun of it the whole time.
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SmartMuffin 05/13/12 8:25:00 AM #43: |
I was gonna go CTI but my recruiter boned me at the last minute. I didn't care much at the time, but that 20k enlistment bonus sure would be nice to have right about now!
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Pacmantis 05/13/12 8:31:00 AM #44: |
SmartMuffin posted...
I was gonna go CTI but my recruiter boned me at the last minute. I didn't care much at the time, but that 20k enlistment bonus sure would be nice to have right about now! I thought men boning one another was frowned upon in the military. -- Muglekoopo14 Wakka wakka wakka *consumes you* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wanglicious 05/13/12 9:35:00 AM #45: |
it was at the last minute, he didn't have a choice. think of it like an emergency bone that happens in the navy.
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OliviaTremor 05/13/12 9:39:00 AM #46: |
Jeff Zero posted...
CycloRaptor posted... battleship looks terrible and yet everyone is talking about it and going to see it lol america lol consumers lol marketing It's already made like $200,000,000 overseas, so apparently it isn't just Americans, but you go on thinking that. -- Notyou ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Meow1000 05/13/12 9:40:00 AM #47: |
From: pjbasis | #007 Talk yes, but not about seeing it -- Never underestimate the power of stupidity in numbers. ~War13104 Never stoop to the level of idiots. They will drag you down and beat you with experience. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrGreenonion 05/13/12 2:10:00 PM #48: |
From: Pacmantis | #044 Yes but this is the Navy. -- SuperNiceDog didn't have to reconcile his name... But Dauntless Hunter is now MrGreenonion ... Copied to Clipboard!
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