Board 8 > XIII continues to watch Community. *spoilers*

(+) Yeah! (+)

In the middle of the D+D episode when that one hit 500. Dammit foolmo.

Onwards!

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It's Pierce the dickish, not Troy the dickish.

You know Troy is into butt stuff, anyways.

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The group began to describe themselves walking!
And Abed confirmed that they walked!

Pierce got all the D+D stuff he could find.

Oh my god is he literally doing this.

They are going to get the Pegasus.

Jeff is now flirting.

...

LMAO ANNIE
Is she describing a sex scene as a man. While Troy writes it down. That's genius.

Pierce has become a full-on evil genius.

...They found Pierce. But it's not Pierce.
IT'S THE GNOME WAITER FROM THE TAVERN! NOOO
Pierce has control of the draconis!

Cast shape-change!
"What shape?"
"FAAAAATTT!"
"Make him as fat as fat Neil!"

Jeff coined the name fat Neil!

Everyone is frozen.
"for my turn I feel sorry for Pierce."
"Hah! For my turn I rape the Duccane family. Again!"
Oh my god Pierce is beyond douchebag at this point holy crap

And they played with his ego and time was unfrozen!

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From: kevwaffles | #003
It's Pierce the dickish, not Troy the dickish.

You know Troy is into butt stuff, anyways.

Oh yeah I mistyped

SUCCESS! Pierce lost that amulet thing

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Excelsior!

Pierce Hawthorne saved the life of fat Neil, while learning very, very little.

Different people in the study group. Giant ears > tail. I would rather have the tail I think

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That was a fun episode, but I think Pierce was TOO much of a jerk. Like, we knew Pierce was bad, but he was bona-fide evil in this one...that said, his evilness was hilarious

especially when "I spent years getting that sword!"
"I hump it!"

"I rape the Duccane family. Again!"

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jerk Pierce is the best Pierce

also lmao at kevwaffles definition of inept being 'someone who doesn't feel like wasting their time on a pointless task when they can just ask a question that anyone following the topic could quickly answer without anyone having to do any research'

I'm sorry you were born unable to interact with other human beings for the sake of having a simple question answered, but most of us are going to use that as our first option

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I'm glad your ability to use wikipedia makes you feel special though

congrats, man

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Troy and Abed trying to get the hot librarian
"BOOKS!!!"
"Pretend like you're asleep."
I love that running gag.

Pierce has a prepped statement about Britta's friend being a lesbian - which was cut off by the opening. Perhaps that's fortunate.

"Many paragraphs of that were oddly supportive."
He's addicted to painkillers?

The Barenaked Ladies are fundamental to the group!
"THIS IS A FIGHT. WE ARE FIGHTING!"

(We don't call 6:30 gravediggers biscuits)

"What's in the briefcase?"
"Oh. Tacos. Did you want one?"
"No."
"Good, we were going to eat them."

Oh. A mixup. Britta thinks Paige is a les but she's not and vice versa. "Oops".

Jon Oliver is a Liverpool fan so I am now done with him completely, sadly.
Chang is here! And he is also a Liverpool fan.

So to sum up I have to be done with two of the show's best side characters, f*** this.

And now they are going to have a party at Jeff's, sweet

Troy and Abed trying to woo
Shirley and the not-lesbian trying to out-be-comfortable-with-lesbian-friend each other is hilarious

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Leonard: "Where the white women at!"

Oh she chose Troy. Poor Abed.

"Pierce?"
"YOU GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!"

What the hell at the lesbians?

"I would love to be his friend."
"I know. It's incredible."

Troy and Abed <3

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Also pfft I looked it up and Man Utd didn't play Liverpool in Feb 2011

"for the record, I never thought you were cool. I just thought you were a lesbian!"

Chang is homeless... and got kicked out.
Poor Chang.

Hahaha Starburns has Heart sideburns this time, like that.

Nobody left Jeff any messages.

Oh, Jeff brought Chang back. Jeff/Chang living together could bring "hilarious" results

Is Pierce ok?! That doesn't look good.

Decent tag scene.

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Also pfft I looked it up and Man Utd didn't play Liverpool in Feb 2011

"for the record, I never thought you were cool. I just thought you were a lesbian!"

Chang is homeless... and got kicked out.
Poor Chang.

Hahaha Starburns has Heart sideburns this time, like that.

Nobody left Jeff any messages.

Oh, Jeff brought Chang back. Jeff/Chang living together could bring "hilarious" results

Is Pierce ok?! That doesn't look good.

Decent tag scene.

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From: saveus_Maria | #009
I'm glad your ability to use wikipedia makes you feel special though

congrats, man

Why are you continuing this conversation? We're done needlessly running the post count up to 500. Mission accomplished, buddy.

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Pierce ISN'T ok. In a hospital. Uhoh.

Abed is doing a documentary.

Pierce is DYING?!
Oh wait he's NOT dying. It's a scheme to get revenge on the group for...doing stuff like excluding him from the D+D game I guess.

"Usually if I need to cheer up I make fun of Pierce, but that would make me sadder."

Pierce is going to seriously go through with this
A recording of everyone talking behind Shirley's back!

"Mr. Hawthorne is requesting...sourface."
"Is that you death?"
"it's Britta!"
*disappointed voice* "oh."

Genius

Oh he gave Britta a cheque for $10k that she can write to anybody...clever. I like these schemes!

Troy wants to get Firefly back on the air. Good man.

Complisult is a cool word. "half compliment, half insult, he invented it. I came up with the term."
"I'm not one for holding grudges. My father held grudges, I always hated you for that."

Oh man Pierce found Jeff's father. Interesting.

I love this COMPLEX PSYCHOLOGICAL REVENGE!

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Holy crap it's the actor guy Troy liked

Oh I see the plan. "Is there anyone he can't produce?!" which makes Jeff think he might actually get his dad...

XD Troy

"YOU CAN'T DISAPPOINT A PICTURE! I TOLD PIERCE! I HATE YOU PIERCE! I HATE YOU!"

Shirley being tortured. Poor Shirley.

Now, Annie.
"I'm crying on the inside."
"Gross, but, in any case..."
Oh he gave her a tiara. How nice of him.

XD TROY'S FACE
Oh man this is horrible, poor Troy.

"it means...you're my favourite."
"what does THAT mean?"

Ohhhhh Britta would have given the money...

Hah. The lesson is that Shirley uses guilt. As a weapon.

-=-

Jeff with the DEVASTATING SPEECH
"there will be nothing madcap or wacky about it."

Lavar burton is staying, it seems.

And yeah that wasn't Jeff's dad.
Oh man Pierce's plan was EXPOSED in a big way

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"she's actually just my favourite."

That might be one of my favourite Pierce moments so far

Thematic voiceover

Troy is STILL doing that face. And he was broken.

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LAST EPISODE TODAY.

hah, the first time they ever celebrated the Dean coming in.

VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN is here.

"We have seven hours to elect a student president." ooh I like this concept

Hah @ Abed scratching "classic 'Wingers'" into the desk
Hah x2 @ Jeff scratching "Ab mentions" into the desk
Hah x3 @ Troy scratching "notches" into the desk

that's a great opening gag

The Dean's Uncle Sam outfit. LMAO

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"don't kid a lawyer."
"well if I see one, I won't."
And Annie just pressed Jeff's bezerk button, good job.

Secret Service agents and Abed making fun of the Last Airbender in one scene, good job.

Britta didn't get in. "nice to know there's a floor on this thing."

Yep, as expected, Jeff is running. "I think 9/11 was bad, and that freedom is just a little bit better."

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"Troy 'butt soup' Barnes"

"Do you just constantly have your own littler side adventures?"

Pierce is running.
"Hey, Vickie. Psst. Vickie look at me. I'm gonna crush you. I'm gonna eat your brains, Vickie. I'm gonna slurp them right out of that melon you call a head."

LMAO PIERCE

Magnitude is awesome

"Pierce Hawthorne, your platform?"
"My platform will be one high enough to push Vickie off to her death."

Holy crap I'm dying, Pierce is amazing

"Looks like Vickie's out of the race."
"Oh then I am too. I was only here to get back at her for not lending me a pencil."

Oh Annie is bringing the pain
She's reduced her campaign to one issue. And turned that issue into a soundbyte!

I love Greendale's TV system!
Those guys in the suits are all over Abed's room, because the secret service woman likes Abed, it seems.


Annie has an audiovisual presentation and it's OH MY GOD XD

JEFF AUDITIONING FOR THE REAL WORLD
This is amazing.

Jeff got OWNED by Annie

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Magnitude vs. Leonard in the political showdown of the century

"hearts have been stirred...perhaps broken."
Poor depressed Abed.

South Park wins the election! Well that makes sense.

"Did you know you can make napalm out of common dish salt and cat food!"
Ohhhh he said it on TV clever Abed.

Abed watching kickpuncher again in the credits while the agent watches him

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POP POP!

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Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...

Make sure you go back and read all the things written on all the candidates head-shots if you didn't catch them the first time.

The news feed is also pretty entertaining.

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From: kevwaffles | #023
Make sure you go back and read all the things written on all the candidates head-shots if you didn't catch them the first time.

The news feed is also pretty entertaining.

Mysterious Air Vent monster, eh

And I did take time to read them yeah. "not hispanic" for leonard

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My favorite was along the lines of "Professor Slater still missing."

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yeah where is she

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"We traded 'you people' for other offensive phrases Pierce likes to use."
"Yeah I really got Jewish person'd out of that one."

Baby shower.

Troy and Abed have a new friend, that Britta is not allowed to bone, thus guaranteeing that she will bone him

Hmm
the scream in that game Abed and Troy were playing sounded...familiar. Don't know what game it's from though.

"Britta, like Britney Spears?"
"Exactly like Britney Spears! Hit me with your genie's bottle...rub it all over...me?"
Genius

Oh I like how the paintball hoodie said "it's all downhill from here." Nice touch (though there have been better episodes than MW since)

Britta ruined Jeff

Oh Shirley wants Chang to sign the forfeiture of parental rights. Poor Chang.

Haha Luka is murderous. Britta can't tell Troy and Abed though

"sign the form, Chang. And if anyone asks, this was my most convincing speech ever."

Oh and Jeff is manipulating this to get Chang out of his apartment
good

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I do things for money and games.

Girls are so undesensitized.

What is Chang doing.

Jeff's plan was exposed.
"Oh hey is that a reason to leave?"

-=-

Luka is scarily good at that game.

KICKPUNCHER 3!

They have security footage of Britta stealing it, as she tries to pin it on Luka.
"Now you're just ruining cool guys on purpose! You're an inhuman person!"

He's so much worse than tall Kyle!

I love how Abed and Troy act like stealing a DVD without permission is worse than being a war criminal <_<

Chang picked up Shirley's kids. Except they are not. "My mom's name is Laquanda!"
"That's racist!"

And now Chang is going to pin it on Jeff jesus christ Chang
Jeff spends a night in prison.

Hahaha Jeff and Shirley conspiring to get Chang in prison
"He could go down for 3-5 years! Is that really what you want? Because if we play this right, he could be looking at 20 to life."

Jeff wearing the paintball hoodie too, eh
Also Chang with the vent escape.

"Britta, there's a difference between a guy who likes nipple play and a guy who makes HATS OUT OF BABIES"

Britta ruining everything, including that neckerchief.

What the hell was that credits scene

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Hit me with your genie's bottle! Rub it all over me!

Probably my favorite Britta performance up to this point.

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New episode.


It's Abed's birthday!

Jeff narrating.

Abed having birthday meal with Jeff for an important conversation.

"Abed was being weird. And by that I mean he wasn't being weird."

I don't know what Abed is doing, but it makes me appreciate how odd he is usually. You kind of get used to it after a while.

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Oh man a Pulp Fiction party

"I'm hot, my balls are touching a zipper!"

And Shirley is dressed as SLJ's character, the name of which escapes me. I like it.

WHAT'S IN THE BRIEFCASE?!

Abed went to LA and he was on the set of Cougar Town.
Interesting.

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"Courtney had nailed it."

I pooped my pants.
I did.
On the set of Cougar Town.

Abed wanted to be Chad.

...Wow that was a really good speech

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This scene with Jeff and Abed is electrifying.

WHAT IS IN THE BRIEFCASE?!

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Oh it's the actual briefcase. Except it's not. Whatever.

That episode was great.

"THEY SAID MARKET PRICE.

WHAT MARKET ARE YOU SHOPPING AT?!"

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Also, I believe Danny Pudi actually WAS in the background of one of the Cougartown episodes, FYI.

There was something horribly tragic about Abed acting like a sophisticated, "normal" person, only for it to just be another movie thing. I mean I obviously didn't expect it to last, I thought he might be doing something like that, but...yeah. It was kind of sad.

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From: wg64Z | #035
Also, I believe Danny Pudi actually WAS in the background of one of the Cougartown episodes, FYI.

I saw that clip earlier.



And now I understand the top comment - that's not Abed, it's Chad.

So to be clear, that's Danni Pudi playing Abed who is playing an extra called Chad, in Cougar Town, and the set of that show exists in the Community universe.

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OK TIME FOR ANOTHER EPISODE LOL.

Oh hey they're mentioning the dancing Troy and Britta do. I forgot about that.

Abed gets into a media class called "WHO INDEED? A critical analysis of television's "Who's the Boss?"" Pierce and Jeff are doing Italian Wine Tasting. This should be good.

...And so is Chang. Stealing all the wine.

"My stick is ribbed. For pleasure."
"I think those are wrinkles."

Damn, Jeff got owned.

Oh hey it's PROFESSOR PROFESSORSON! I like that guy.

"My uncle put his finger in my no-no!"

-=-

"Pierce refused to drink Pinot Noir because he thought it was French for Black Penis!"

Aaaand Pierce is getting married to that Chinese Girl.

"Don't preach to me about romance, Annie! I had a three-way on a hot air balloon!"

Troy made up that story

...And now Britta is kissing Troy. Well that was expected or unexpected.

Apparently Wu Mai(?) is both rich and a citizen already, so Jeff is stumped.
"Listen. I'm gonna bust into her apartment. Do you have any grappling hooks?"
"Maybe Pierce finally found his soul-mate!"
"How can you say that without even a trace of irony?"

-=-

Abed still arguing with the professor. And he now gets to teach a class.

Engagement party.

Oh hey it's the same place they dined and ditched

"Cornhole. Cornhole. CORNHOLE."
"Pierce! Troy was molested!"

"I wasn't so much "molested" as I was... "making it up"."

Oh man, Pierce's wife was doing some industrial espionage. Good catch, Jeff.

Poor Pierce. =(

Britta/Troy? How...interesting.

"The pain of not having enough pain is still pain, young man. We're not writers. We're actors!"

Abed is OWNING this class.

"The empirically provable answer to the question..."
"is ANGELA BOWER."

Abed destroyed that guy's soul. Holy crap.

"All-black performance of Fiddler on the Roof. Fiddler Please!"

"How about Mexican?"
"How about Thai, they're like Chinese Mexicans."

"IT'S HARD TO BE JEWISH IN RUSSIA, YO. DRADLES."

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ANOTHER.

Our 20th and final diarama...is a diarama of our 19th diarama.

...ANNIE'S BOOBS STEALING THE PAINTBRUSH!
CHANG IS WEARING NOTHING BUT HIS UNDIES!
HE KNOWS THE VENTS LIKE THE BACK OF HIS CHANG

"Is that a new stereotype?"
"Did you find him?"
"IS THAT A NEW STEREOTYPE?!"

Are they going to get that goddamn pen back?

The monkey took my spoon.
"It's like a reverse cowbirth!"

THEY FOUND THE PENS!

Oh wait now they're in a ghost town.
And now they're filling in for Glee Club.

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Wait, the Glee Club died?

Oh hey, behind the fantasy of the stopmotion episode.

Jeff and Britta are having secret sex?!
BONUS STOPMOTION!

"Abed! A leprechaun took our clothes!"

"When have we ever put ourselves before the group?!"
"You want examples?"
"I think they want examples."
"Troy, drop me a beat."
"...Let's just give them some examples."

"We need to talk."
*turns around*
"THESE PEOPLE ARE GIVING OUT FREE I-PHONES!"

Wait, did they destroy a house?!

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PIERCE YOU'VE HAD THREE FLU SHOTS!
"I'LL BE A LIVING GOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!"

-=-

ABED IS THE CAPE!
SHOW'S GONNA LAST THREE WEEKS!
SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE!

Annie punched Pierce and Shirley in the face

I love this episode. Just random, tiny, awesome gags.

Annie slow moing all the Jeff/Her interactions in her head

"You could do the same thing with...Pierce and Abed!"
Bahahaha yesssssss

Abed is once again the cape

"Yeah, but Jeff, there's more between you and Annie than there is between me and Pierce."
"How dare you?!"

Dean walks in in a ridiculous costume.
"We were debating how many times per year a man can drop in a study room in a dumb costume with irrelevant news."

"It's time to Tina Turn-er the clocks forward. Happy Daylight Savings!"

Oh man Jeff broke the dean.
"Can we please stop fighting. We're hurting innocent perverts!"

They're arguing over...things. Camping. Painting the nursery.

"Abed, stop being meta! Why do you have to take everything and shove it up its own ass?!"

And Chang is back.

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You don't have to save us with a speech. We're not breaking up.


LMAO THESE SPEECHES

"these drug-runners aren't going to educate Pierce because he's racist!"
"the dangers of ingesting mercury!"
"the cape still might find a second life on cable."

Jeff and Britta aren't going to secretly sleep with each other anymore

And the monkey is beating up Chang now.

"Jeff Winger in "an important lesson"."

Animated credits scene. The dean was transformed into
MEGADEAN!

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hey xiii_sucks how are you watching these

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While the foreshadowing they show during the episode was never actually on camera, there were actually tons of hints about Jeff and Britta sleeping together in Cooperative Calligraphy.

- "Gwennifer" is an obviously fake name.
- When Jeff "calls" "Gwennifer," he doesn't even hang up the phone before throwing it on the desk.
- Most importantly, this exchange:
Britta: "This Gwennifer must be real special. Don’t you usually wear the stripey turquoise Beetlejuice numbers? "
Abed: "What does she mean by usually?"

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I wouldn't say Gwennifer was an obviously fake name, considering there's a Quendra with a Qu running around.

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That episode was awesome.

"Throw paper balls at her until she sits down!"

"you have a booger"
"I know. IT'S PART OF ME!"

I love Jon Oliver as a drunk teacher.

Shirley may or may not be.

The cool handshake of Abed and Troy's is being EXPOSED
Pierce wants to be able to do it, and offers $1000

Shirley is going into labour
"Get every mop on campus!"
CHANG BABY!

"I don't want my baby's first memory to be starburns!"

-=-

"We came so close to having one class not be about them."

Pierce bought the handshake
Troy doesn't want to do it

"Do it! Make your money, whore!"

Pierce tainted the handshake! "I know. I hated it. Now it's gone!"

Abed knows a lot about childbirth because he delivered that baby ha

There's a race kerfulffle!


...And they're delivering the baby here. Obviously.

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I thought Jeff called her "Gwennifer" because he's the kind of guy who doesn't really care what a woman is called, so he just combined two names carelessly since at that point he was angry and didn't really gaf what she said.

From: KommunistKoala | #043
hey xiii_sucks how are you watching these

I attained them legally

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From: mnkboy907 | #045
I wouldn't say Gwennifer was an obviously fake name, considering there's a Quendra with a Qu running around.

The point is it's not something Jeff put a lot of thought in to. They actually do say that's their intention with choosing that name in the commentary.

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I love Britta trying to be helpful.

But she is horrified by what she saw!

Shirley look at me
look at my face
connect with me
...

HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA HA

-=-

I love Chang helping out Shirley after she has spent the last year shunning him.

"Step aside people. Britta for the win!"

Chang's face when Andre came in. Heartbreaking!

It's Baby Greendale!

Oh and the baby was born and it's...Andre's. That's probably for the best.

Named after Chang. That's good too.

"I AM A GOOD DEAN!"

Dean Magazine shuts down after two issues
Worst idea for a Magazine ever

I love how there's a magazine about magazines

Abed and Troy setting off the fire alarm. Which doesn't work. And the dean catches them.
"Cancel school today or we'll tell everyone about this."

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Alright, time for Episode 23...
fat Neil is running, the school is in chaos.


HOLY S*** IT'S THE PAINTBALL SEQUEL

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